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maybe we can split a couple bottles soon



couple = few
port = scotch

few scotch bottles = intercourse?

Too far?

yes

too far
MUCH too far

I went back to my job today. A lady came up to me and said in an angry fashion, " You know how they're moving stuff around on the other side of the store? Well we looked all over the area that they've put the toys and WE COULDN'T FIND BARBIES ANYWHERE!!! "

And I said nothing. I looked at her, and then looked down at the case of beans that I was putting on the shelf. Then I looked back at her and smiled.

And she was all like, " maybe I should ask someone over there... "

Sorry to break up the little party here with my awesome highlight.

That's OK

cool. go back to your thing.

I am getting drunk to celebrate CB's lack of epilepsy
and someone I refer to as #3 will be back over


and boy does he have a problem with drinking

sold for $200!

I am currently getting a reprieve from the pain in my face.

Two private schoolgirls came into my work today and said a taxi driver had thrown one of their shoes onto our roof when they'd done a runner, and would we mind if they go out on the ledge to retrieve it. Dumb bitch ain't gettin' her shoe back

Ruby Juice";p="898632 wrote:I am getting drunk to celebrate CB's lack of epilepsy
and someone I refer to as #3 will be back over


and boy does he have a problem with drinking

oh man, so do i
only i suspect it's not the same kind of problem

so far, today's highlight is
DUELING JESUS BEARDS

Mobiesque";p="898670 wrote:Two private schoolgirls came into my work today and said a taxi driver had thrown one of their shoes onto our roof when they'd done a runner, and would we mind if they go out on the ledge to retrieve it. Dumb bitch ain't gettin' her shoe back

Kudos to the cabbie for his quick thinking.

Mobiesque";p="898670 wrote:Two private schoolgirls came into my work today and said a taxi driver had thrown one of their shoes onto our roof when they'd done a runner, and would we mind if they go out on the ledge to retrieve it. Dumb bitch ain't gettin' her shoe back

Are they in the basement now? Because that'd be a great highlight for tomorrow.

My highlight for today was seeing this:

its the feathered border that does it

no no no JB
it's the eyebrows

if i werent stubbornly sticking with the montalban

id have a new avatar

and i dont mean HIS eyebrows

oh mah gawd

think of the possibilities

sharppie would have to post first
then you
then me
repeat
except instead of me, shaina would post


holy crap
it....it....'its like the president of a country that we didnt vote for being able to show up on our TV out of nowhere while we're watching 'gilmore girls' or something, and being allowed to be as obnoxious as he wants!

Every situation reminds you of that.

ChickenMug";p="898722 wrote:it....it....'its like the president of a country that we didnt vote for being able to show up on our TV out of nowhere while we're watching 'gilmore girls' or something, and being allowed to be as obnoxious as he wants!

hey! its not like that at all!

i'm getting ALOT of mileage out of that

i have a new highlight


shaina kicks so much ass