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Re: FNM IN SF
Posted: 08 Mar 2010, 19:19
by SHARPPIE
give him my love....
if not tommy had his way love would feel like nauseous malaise.
Re: FNM IN SF
Posted: 08 Mar 2010, 20:37
by crotchgrabber
SHARPPIE wrote:give him my love....
if not tommy had his way love would feel like nauseous malaise.
wait... love isn't supposed to feel like that? i knew i was doing something wrong.
by the way, i have a sneaking suspicion that not tommy is responsable for my date on saturday ending with us running into her dead boyfriends parents.
fuck you not tommy! you fucking dick! i was gonna get my dick wet you cockblocking dickhole!
Re: FNM IN SF
Posted: 08 Mar 2010, 23:27
by Roark
*slow clap and chant for not-Tommy*
PE-NIS!!
PE-NIS!!
PE-NIS!!
Re: FNM IN SF
Posted: 09 Mar 2010, 18:41
by crotchgrabber
Thomas P...... March 9 at 3:36pm
fucking not tommy.
Re: FNM IN SF
Posted: 09 Mar 2010, 19:45
by SHARPPIE
I'll bet Not Tommy hasn't even seen a 16 pound half a nutsack in more than one way.
goddammit, I miss jimothy.
Re: FNM IN SF
Posted: 09 Mar 2010, 19:47
by crotchgrabber
my missin jimmy level is through the fucking roof.
and it's not tommy's fault.
fucking dick.
Re: FNM IN SF
Posted: 10 Mar 2010, 00:51
by SHARPPIE
Re: FNM IN SF
Posted: 10 Mar 2010, 18:03
by SHARPPIE
Not Tommy is slowly climbing up my dick list. currently he just overtook 'people in front of me at the liquor store buying lotto tickets' and he's right below 'people on cell phones.'
Re: FNM IN SF
Posted: 11 Mar 2010, 18:18
by Liingus
he's like an 80 yr old woman trying to parallel park an aircraft carrier
DURING RUSH HOUR
fucking cock
Re: FNM IN SF
Posted: 12 Mar 2010, 08:14
by Mr John
SHARPPIE wrote:I don't....I blame your lack of initiative.
What?
How DARE you make Sharppie say that, Not Tommy.
Man, he's a
Re: FNM IN SF
Posted: 13 Mar 2010, 09:03
by vgx
fucking not tommy made me crush a kittens penny.
Re: FNM IN SF
Posted: 13 Mar 2010, 10:35
by Hitman
Hai Tom...
Re: FNM IN SF
Posted: 13 Mar 2010, 12:25
by VOMIT GOD
Get out of my thread you fucking hipster.
Re: FNM IN SF
Posted: 13 Mar 2010, 12:30
by Liingus
it's a showdown...
Re: FNM IN SF
Posted: 13 Mar 2010, 14:52
by SHARPPIE
not tommy has graduated to cunt.
fucking cunt, do I need to say it?
go fuck yourself, cunt.
Re: FNM IN SF
Posted: 13 Mar 2010, 15:45
by crotchgrabber
what a fucking cunt.
Re: FNM IN SF
Posted: 13 Mar 2010, 15:49
by BABY SHAKER
I just sneezed and banged my own face onto my tallboy can,
fuck the "god bless you" business, this not tommy cunt has my vote
to be killed.
Re: FNM IN SF
Posted: 13 Mar 2010, 16:02
by crotchgrabber
just checked my email.
still no chickennoodz.
fucking not tommy. the guy is such a cunt.
Re: FNM IN SF
Posted: 13 Mar 2010, 17:11
by BABY SHAKER
looking like walk down to the gas station and get my own beer time.
not tommy, you cunt.
Re: FNM IN SF
Posted: 14 Mar 2010, 09:32
by Mr John
*Struggles to find a picture of someone with the name "Cunt"
*
Hang on...
Re: FNM IN SF
Posted: 14 Mar 2010, 15:32
by SHARPPIE
how quickly we forget....
hey cunt....right fuckin here, buddy....
Re: FNM IN SF
Posted: 15 Mar 2010, 01:16
by Liingus
not tommy's real name is michael hunt
Re: FNM IN SF
Posted: 15 Mar 2010, 06:09
by Mr John
SHARPPIE wrote:how quickly we forget....
hey cunt....right fuckin here, buddy....
Aaah, sorry, over here we had that bumbag filed under "retard". It's like "colour" and "color" or "pavement" for "sidewalk", know what I mean?
"Stupid retard" and "Cunt" who'da thunk it? NOT NOT TOMMY THAT'S FOR SURE! Curse him for mixing up the English language over the Atlantic!
Re: FNM IN SF
Posted: 15 Mar 2010, 12:24
by ChickenMug
Re: FNM IN SF
Posted: 15 Mar 2010, 17:14
by Mr John
You've never heard that one?
I've been in pubs where the barmaid has answered the phone, then actually asked the bar "anyone seen Mike Hunt?"
