Posted: 05 Sep 2007, 16:47
I got a job.
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Posted: 05 Sep 2007, 18:17
Long weekend starting with a sickie
Posted: 05 Sep 2007, 19:47
pi";p="907910 wrote:http://2girls1cup.com/
Posted: 05 Sep 2007, 19:55
boo-yah!
Posted: 05 Sep 2007, 21:12
While changing into my jammies, I accidentally sat on my icepack. 
Oh, and some old guy at work told me a story about the time he got shot. That was awesome!
Oh, and some old guy at work told me a story about the time he got shot. That was awesome!
Posted: 05 Sep 2007, 21:47
YEAH!!Miss Yvonne";p="907996 wrote:While changing into my jammies, I accidentally sat on my icepack.
Oh, and some old guy at work told me a story about the time he got shot. That was awesome!
Posted: 05 Sep 2007, 22:23
i slept on an icepack last night. i woke up soaked early this morning and couldn't go back to sleep. :lowlight:Miss Yvonne";p="907996 wrote:While changing into my jammies, I accidentally sat on my icepack.
Posted: 05 Sep 2007, 22:27
my co-worker is in Japan so i don't have to hear his ass for a week and a half! i need to sleep in as much as possible.
Posted: 05 Sep 2007, 22:54
puppy";p="908023 wrote:my co-worker is in Japan so i don't have to hear his ass for a week and a half! i need to sleep in as much as possible.
Posted: 05 Sep 2007, 23:09
beano helps me sleep in!?
Posted: 07 Sep 2007, 15:33
a call from mah buddy saying he can't meet me
at the bar because
he can't figure out how to get up from his chair
guess i'm here a bit longer
at the bar because
he can't figure out how to get up from his chair
guess i'm here a bit longer
Posted: 07 Sep 2007, 15:59
it's not nice to laugh at paraplegia.
Posted: 07 Sep 2007, 16:02
i probably should've put mah DRUNKEN buddy
eh....?
eh....?
Posted: 07 Sep 2007, 16:21
if my legs didn't work, I would drink a lot too.
Posted: 09 Sep 2007, 20:17
today's: bought tight pants that go up my crack
Posted: 09 Sep 2007, 22:53
i crushed my nuts with a 70lb dumbbell today
Posted: 09 Sep 2007, 22:59
I told you 50 times
I do not consider that birth control
I do not consider that birth control
Posted: 09 Sep 2007, 23:32
lol, we are soooOo alike!!!!!!!!!!!!!!(lingus)";p="908604 wrote:i crushed my nuts with a 70lb dumbbell today
Posted: 09 Sep 2007, 23:34
Ouch!
Posted: 10 Sep 2007, 15:36
Posted: 10 Sep 2007, 17:17
A manatee came up to me at work
and let me pet it
and let me pet it
Posted: 10 Sep 2007, 20:45
you work at seaworld?
Posted: 10 Sep 2007, 23:02
http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fusea ... d=12314135
alright, i know its myspace, but if you do anything remotely involving myspace in your entire life, THIS has to be it
alright, i know its myspace, but if you do anything remotely involving myspace in your entire life, THIS has to be it
Posted: 11 Sep 2007, 00:49
Jacked another shopping trolley, just to spite Tesco.
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Posted: 11 Sep 2007, 02:06
Is this for real?touchy feely";p="908759 wrote:http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fusea ... d=12314135
alright, i know its myspace, but if you do anything remotely involving myspace in your entire life, THIS has to be it