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Posted: 14 Jan 2008, 07:58
by Welcome to nowhere
Ranger Racer:

Take a large shot glass.
Pour in tequila and orange juice.
Take a coffee stirring straw.

As soon as the person starts drinking, keep pouring in more tequila until everything is gone.......heh.

A girl turned 21 at midnight, she was being arrested before 1am. That was a great night.

Posted: 14 Jan 2008, 14:04
by crotchgrabber
going for sushi with a rediculously hot girl tonight.

Posted: 14 Jan 2008, 14:20
by The Rambam
Condoms!

Posted: 14 Jan 2008, 14:56
by crotchgrabber
i went to costco and got a case of condoms.

you should see this girls abs. and butt.

Posted: 14 Jan 2008, 15:15
by Mary Hinge
crotchgrabber";p="934463 wrote:i went to costco and got a case of condoms.

you should see this girls abs. and butt.
today's highlight - a matching post and avatar

Posted: 14 Jan 2008, 15:24
by crotchgrabber
i seriously gotta get rid of this gas before i go out tonight.
it smells like something crawled up my ass and died.

Posted: 14 Jan 2008, 22:58
by Liingus
whatever you do
don't spray cologne on your asshole
it stings
and the sting lingers

Posted: 14 Jan 2008, 23:13
by Busta
lingus is correct.

Posted: 14 Jan 2008, 23:43
by Miss Yvonne
I got the first ipecac toy. heehee.

Posted: 15 Jan 2008, 05:52
by Hitman
Miss Yvonne";p="934495 wrote:I got the first ipecac toy. heehee.
:lol:

Posted: 15 Jan 2008, 11:05
by Miss Yvonne
whatever.

it's cute!

Posted: 15 Jan 2008, 16:20
by puppy
i woke up to Jeff Buckley's "Lilac Wine" on the radio this morning.

Posted: 15 Jan 2008, 17:57
by touchy feely
i got a hall-of-fame death stare from one of the higherups here

Posted: 15 Jan 2008, 18:38
by puppy
Image

Posted: 15 Jan 2008, 20:42
by Hitman
*eyes burn*

Posted: 16 Jan 2008, 06:48
by Mary Hinge
Got accepted for Certificate III Captive Animals course at Taronga Zoo.
Gonna be a bona fide wild animal looker-afterer.
:biggrin:

Been a day of ups and downs really

:???:

Posted: 16 Jan 2008, 10:23
by The Rambam
I know the rule, but who could resist?
Hitman";p="934636 wrote:*eyebrows burn*

Posted: 16 Jan 2008, 16:42
by mr. arcade
thats one funky name.

Laflemiko

Posted: 16 Jan 2008, 17:32
by uncooked meat
Highlight - pi leaving.

Posted: 16 Jan 2008, 21:06
by Busta
uncooked meat";p="934797 wrote:Highlight - pi leaving.

Posted: 16 Jan 2008, 21:56
by Liingus
The Rambam";p="934754 wrote:I know the rule, but who could resist?
dude if you're gonna do it
do it right

it's eyebrow

no s

Posted: 17 Jan 2008, 01:42
by PattonBordin
Cavalettas

Posted: 17 Jan 2008, 07:33
by Mary Hinge
tomorrow is Friday and it's a short, dossy day with two work celebrations, lunch out, and leaving early to go and see Low (AGAIN) at the SpiegelTent.

:biggrin:

Posted: 17 Jan 2008, 08:21
by Hitman
Shit band...

Posted: 17 Jan 2008, 08:27
by Mary Hinge
:grin: