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Posted: 22 Feb 2008, 15:58
by SHARPPIE
Posted: 22 Feb 2008, 16:00
by ChickenMug
woah....badass
Posted: 22 Feb 2008, 16:11
by mr. arcade
wilford brimley has finally left.
Posted: 23 Feb 2008, 16:15
by SHARPPIE
"I Know Who Killed Me," a major box office flop with $9 million worldwide, won eight of nine Golden Raspberries for which it was nominated, breaking a record of seven wins previously held by "Showgirls" and "Battlefield Earth."
Posted: 23 Feb 2008, 16:20
by ChickenMug
i'm trying to book a stripper for my grandma's 80th bday party tonight

Posted: 23 Feb 2008, 16:53
by ChickenMug
the stripper hunt isn't going well
plan b involves her cake and firecrackers
Posted: 23 Feb 2008, 17:03
by BABY SHAKER
ChickenMug";p="941993 wrote:the stripper hunt isn't going well
plan b involves her cake and firecrackers
and we call this one "sugary tears boom boom"!

Posted: 23 Feb 2008, 17:04
by Liingus
ChickenMug";p="941993 wrote:the stripper hunt isn't going well
oh c'mon
you're not applying yourself
Posted: 23 Feb 2008, 17:10
by ChickenMug
they sound as though they might be of
ill repute
i want a high class stripper for my grandma
she's worth it
Posted: 23 Feb 2008, 23:59
by puppy
puppy";p="940551 wrote:i get to show stuff in a gallery next month!
i take that back.

Posted: 24 Feb 2008, 00:14
by Mary Hinge
Posted: 24 Feb 2008, 10:05
by Maetsukker
(lingus)";p="941998 wrote:goulash";p="941997 wrote:
and we call this one "sugary tears boom boom"!

oh c'mon
you're not applying yourself
Posted: 24 Feb 2008, 11:13
by touchy feely
some bizarre polka/black metal message on my voice mail
Posted: 24 Feb 2008, 11:13
by touchy feely
oh, and im not hideously hung over
Posted: 24 Feb 2008, 13:03
by ChickenMug
any toilet flushing messages?
i'm having trouble recall last night's events
and controlling these shakes
score!

Posted: 24 Feb 2008, 13:29
by touchy feely
is that what that was? that mustve been a HUGE turd then
thanks for carrying the torch this weekend
Posted: 24 Feb 2008, 13:37
by mr. arcade
didnt know obama was king tut.

Posted: 24 Feb 2008, 13:51
by ChickenMug
touchy feely";p="942114 wrote:is that what that was? that mustve been a HUGE turd then
thanks for carrying the torch this weekend
i'm asking you!
i had no clue i actually called you
but, in checking my phone i did find this as well
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a8ORAvh5Fko
today is full of surprises
Posted: 24 Feb 2008, 14:04
by ChickenMug
i was at IHOP at 4:30?!

Posted: 25 Feb 2008, 00:20
by Welcome to nowhere
so i determined I can't afford to buy myself drunk every weekend so ive been getting my teachers to come out and buy me drunk. we've got 3 teachers coming out now. w00t! teachers are awesomely rich.
Posted: 25 Feb 2008, 12:19
by mr. arcade
ChickenMug";p="942124 wrote:i was at IHOP at 4:30?!

this made me hungry.
Posted: 25 Feb 2008, 14:00
by ChickenMug
my server's name was ebony c
i had a patty melt
Posted: 26 Feb 2008, 12:22
by touchy feely
Posted: 26 Feb 2008, 16:29
by Hank
rus?
Posted: 26 Feb 2008, 17:34
by General Tso s Chicken
we had patty melts for dinner yesterday , and today i had a leftover p.m. for lunch . holy crap was i full !