Posted: 09 Jun 2008, 17:08
Lakers lost
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Posted: 09 Jun 2008, 20:18
Posted: 09 Jun 2008, 20:39
Quick, Do a James Hetfield somebody!
Posted: 09 Jun 2008, 21:01
oh. mah. gah. 
Posted: 09 Jun 2008, 21:03
anyone have them on their death list?
Posted: 09 Jun 2008, 21:04
zomfg
1. An over-emphasized version of "Oh my god", meaning "oh my god".
Pronunciation: Zoh My Fawking Gawd
Origin: "Zomfg" originated in 14th century Persia during an assault on modern-day Iran. The "Dishpuhkt Clan" or the "Nasal Ingesters of Sand Clan" attacked a military outpost run by army leader Mahmoud Al-Hafez Mohammed. The military outpost held the nation's stock of falafel, so it was guarded heavily. When the Dishpukt clan invaded, Mahmoud scribbled down on a piece of paper,"zomfg need backup jeezuz", a request that was never fulfilled.
Modern day usage:
1. Used by adolescent-teenage females in common text messaging to describe a despondent situation.
2. Used in the popular videogame "Counter Strike" when requesting backup from your team after having been viciously mutilated by the opposing team.
3. Used in modern-day Kyrgyzstan as a codeword for the phrase,"Requesting backup".
4. We have a 10-23 situation here at the local watering hole, zomfg for any units in the vicinity.
1. An over-emphasized version of "Oh my god", meaning "oh my god".
Pronunciation: Zoh My Fawking Gawd
Origin: "Zomfg" originated in 14th century Persia during an assault on modern-day Iran. The "Dishpuhkt Clan" or the "Nasal Ingesters of Sand Clan" attacked a military outpost run by army leader Mahmoud Al-Hafez Mohammed. The military outpost held the nation's stock of falafel, so it was guarded heavily. When the Dishpukt clan invaded, Mahmoud scribbled down on a piece of paper,"zomfg need backup jeezuz", a request that was never fulfilled.
Modern day usage:
1. Used by adolescent-teenage females in common text messaging to describe a despondent situation.
2. Used in the popular videogame "Counter Strike" when requesting backup from your team after having been viciously mutilated by the opposing team.
3. Used in modern-day Kyrgyzstan as a codeword for the phrase,"Requesting backup".
4. We have a 10-23 situation here at the local watering hole, zomfg for any units in the vicinity.
Posted: 10 Jun 2008, 00:24
Posted: 10 Jun 2008, 03:32
I found out today that I'm being sent to teach English in Osaka, rather than out in the countryside like most people on JET are. (Not that being in a small town wouldn't be cool, but I was definitely holding out for a big city).
Here's an artist's impression of what it will be like:
Here's an artist's impression of what it will be like:
Posted: 10 Jun 2008, 05:31
Edo would roll in his grave! 
Posted: 10 Jun 2008, 06:07
Nice one Waasbi, when do you go? I had a mate that taught English there for a year (also in Osaka, I'm pretty sure). It was life-changing stuff, in a good way
Posted: 10 Jun 2008, 06:08
today's highlight; Wasabi is fucking off to Japan
Posted: 10 Jun 2008, 15:24
that is an awesome find
jack crying at the end =
Posted: 10 Jun 2008, 16:27
not going to work, sleeping till 2pm
Posted: 10 Jun 2008, 16:28
Lakers lose
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Posted: 10 Jun 2008, 16:30
i shaved a vagina this morning.
Posted: 10 Jun 2008, 16:34
Floodmatt didn't tell me he was back in Cali
Posted: 10 Jun 2008, 16:58
touchy feely";p="962485 wrote:that is an awesome find
jack crying at the end =
JVI is probably one of my favorite shows of all time.
In 2001, Jack Van Impe Ministries "won" the humorous/mock Ig Nobel Prize for astrophysics for its assertion that "black holes fulfill all the technical requirements to be the location of Hell."
Posted: 11 Jun 2008, 10:51
it's way too nice a day out.
i shouldn't be working. i should be surfing.
i shouldn't be working. i should be surfing.
Posted: 11 Jun 2008, 11:05
I've Bea and the younger yet Parkinson's-afflicted Estelle on mine.mr. arcade";p="962301 wrote:anyone have them on their death list?
Posted: 11 Jun 2008, 12:08
uh....dawson
BEST PERSONAL AD EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
BEST PERSONAL AD EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted: 11 Jun 2008, 16:37
"I have kidnapped your plant in an effort to revive it from it's sickly state. There is no ransom requested as I shall return said plant ince it has been brough back to health. If your heart misses it, you may visit it in my office (supervised visits only!) Consider yourself lucky I have not alerted the authorities to your gross negligence.
Best-
Heather F.
Psychology
Posted: 11 Jun 2008, 23:07
This is possibly the greatest job of lip syncing I've ever witnessedpuppy";p="962343 wrote:http://www.bizarrerecords.com/galleries ... animp.html
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pWM5T4fgaB0
Posted: 12 Jun 2008, 01:00
I've been waiting all my life for muppet blast beats.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=InZNBcJTmWs
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZYmADPVEqU4
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=InZNBcJTmWs
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZYmADPVEqU4
Posted: 12 Jun 2008, 01:12
Posted: 12 Jun 2008, 14:51
