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Posted: **19 Jun 2008, 17:51**

shit
you couldn't even spring for hebrew national?

Posted: **19 Jun 2008, 19:32**

I got an A in descriptive statistics and probability distribution.

Yes, despite what you think, im really a genius.

Now where is that nerd emoticon?

Posted: **19 Jun 2008, 19:32**

Nice work, Toby!

Posted: **19 Jun 2008, 19:35**

Danke shön!

Posted: **19 Jun 2008, 21:04**

Seeking a REAL woman 20-25 - m4w - 87 (Baton Rouge)

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Reply to: pers-725605544@craigslist.org
Date: 2008-06-19, 3:03PM CDT

I'll be honest, I'm a flabby old man whose skin doesn't fit very well, but I've got money like Uncle Scrooge from DuckTales.
I'm looking to spend lots and lots of money on a woman whose skin is connected well to her body and who doesn't mind halitosis and fungus-filled toes.
I am disease-free and know CPR, as I was a marine in WW2.
I'm looking for a woman who will be able to move like I can't. Well... that's pretty much any woman - I can hardly move. But I'll take you anywhere you want to go in the world on my private jet (as long as you help me with my insulin shots) and I'll take you shopping at the finest stores, we'll dine in France and play in Vegas, then I'll bring you back to Baton Rouge before the weekend so you can get back to summer school.
I'm just looking to have a good time in my old age with a young, attractive woman - Heff-style.
I don't look that bad for age, either - I was Mr. Universe in the 1940s and I've been told I don't look a day over 70.
So if you don't mind peeling dead skin off the back of your lover while lying in bed, and you don't mind the scent of mothballs, please message me and we can get together for an unforgettable weekend filled with a feeling you have never thought possible.
Also... I lack what many call "the essential teeth for chewing," so wherever we eat, you'll have to chew my food for me. If that turns you on like it turns me on then I am definitely the man for you.

Posted: **19 Jun 2008, 21:11**

SOLD!

Posted: **20 Jun 2008, 00:44**

my third highlight of the YEAR:

Posted: **20 Jun 2008, 01:04**

MY LAST DAY AT WORK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted: **20 Jun 2008, 08:40**

MINE TOO!

for the week

Posted: **20 Jun 2008, 19:44**

No hangover today!

Posted: **21 Jun 2008, 13:42**

i received my puppy shirts today.

Posted: **22 Jun 2008, 03:56**

i was at work and i found two ecstasy pills which i would later go on to sell to some drunk girl for $60, then i found another $10 on the ground. Later i found some guys bag in a corner and went to take it to the bar to hand it in but before i just had a peek inside an found some pot in there so i took that, he shouldnt smoke that stuff anyways. THEn at the end of the night i was out back and there was a bag from some guys birthday with rubbish in it but then i saw there was a bottle of courvoisier in there so .. yeah i took that as well.. i think im a kleptomaniac

Posted: **22 Jun 2008, 04:01**

and by kleptomaniac you mean "lucky cunt"

My highlight - dodging death lunges from Tasmanian Devils.

Posted: **22 Jun 2008, 04:54**

Heh. We played a gig the other night at 1AM at my favourite pub in the universe. We found $10 on the floor. The band before us had a Marshall stack that went right up to my shoulder. I put my amp down next to it to set up (it was about 1/4 of the size) and the guitarist who owned it asked me if I would like use the stack for our set.

HELL YES! It was GLORIOUS. If I bought one of those things for myself, I'd have to buy a new car as well, because its too big. People were running around, jumping into each other. Hardcore trash bags were jumping around like fleas. We had yet another fill in drummer, it was a very messy set, with moments of clarity, lots of room for spontaneity. One of the most fun shows we've ever played. The rest of the weekend paled in comparison.

Posted: **22 Jun 2008, 11:54**

I'm feeling creative, like my brain is coming out of a slump or something.

It's kind of highlighty.

Posted: **22 Jun 2008, 12:33**

you dyed your hair, didn't you?

Posted: **22 Jun 2008, 12:36**

it's been a week and a half since my last haircolor change. :worry:

Posted: **22 Jun 2008, 14:20**

Miss Yvonne";p="965166 wrote:it's been a week and a half since my last haircolor change. :worry:

Posted: **22 Jun 2008, 23:25**

I'm thinking about going a little lighter...

hmmm.. highlight of the daaay...

I saw this cart full of kids eating donuts coming around the corner of an aisle. That bothers me, it teaches kids to steal. Anyway, as they go around the turn, I see the the mom's not a small lady. Her shirt was hiked up in the back and her unflattering stretchy shorts were rolled down exposing a large portion of her big mama underwear. This was not the look she was going for. But it made me happy. She spent an hour in my section, cart full of sticky frosting covered kids... her shirt just seemed to get higher as she went along. It was awesome!

Karma's going to attach toilet paper to my shoe for getting so much joy out of this woman's unfortunate situation.

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Posted: **22 Jun 2008, 23:28**

Shopping for shite!

Posted: **23 Jun 2008, 01:31**

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Now playing: Camille - La demeure d'un ciel

Posted: **23 Jun 2008, 09:18**

just felt an earthquake.

Posted: **23 Jun 2008, 09:38**

The highlight of my day is that yesterday is over!

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