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Posted: 21 Jul 2008, 14:14
by Rick Cave
I paid him in coin.
Carefully placed in a velvet backpack.
His jaw almost hit the ground.
I lovingly chucked his chin and told him godspeed.
Posted: 21 Jul 2008, 16:56
by oflimiteduse
Posted: 22 Jul 2008, 17:37
by Mary Hinge
opened what I thought was a bill and it was a cheque for over 500 bucks

Posted: 23 Jul 2008, 17:45
by Mary Hinge
Highlight of the week though...

Posted: 23 Jul 2008, 17:47
by Mr John
AND pop culture relevant too.
Mine was The Joker movie.
Posted: 23 Jul 2008, 17:49
by Mary Hinge
I'm going to see that tonight - cannae wait.
Hey John, less than a month until I land in Edinburgh

Posted: 23 Jul 2008, 21:07
by Dress Barn
Posted: 23 Jul 2008, 21:10
by Rick Cave
It sounds like a turkey pen.
Posted: 24 Jul 2008, 15:28
by Dress Barn
According to The Moscow Times, the Russian government is in the process of drafting a law to make emo and goth music illegal.
Last month a parliamentary committee was convened to discuss a draft proposal of the Russian government’s "Government Strategy In The Sphere Of Spiritual And Ethical Education" bill, the details of which were leaked to The Moscow Times. Among other measures, the proposed legislation calls for heavy regulation of emo web sites and for banning young people dressed like emos from entering schools and government buildings.
The bill also outlines what it calls a "spiritual and ethical crisis" facing Russian youth, including the high rate of alcohol abuse, teen abortions and "negative youth movements.
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Emo ideology encourages and justifies drug use and sexual relations among minors, according to the bill, which also lumps emos and goths together with skinheads.
"The point of the bill is so that by 2020, Moscow will have someone to rule its government," said Alexander Grishunin, an adviser to Public Chamber member Yevgeny Yuryev, one of the bill’s three coordinators. "This is the first step in the public discourse.
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The bill’s sponsors hope that it will be passed into law by the end of the year.
Posted: 25 Jul 2008, 00:58
by Dress Barn
Posted: 25 Jul 2008, 01:14
by General Tso s Chicken
i have yet to procure a drug that good .
*waits*
Posted: 25 Jul 2008, 04:03
by General Tso s Chicken
Mary Hinge";p="970262 wrote:Highlight of the week though...

Woomera, woomera, babaloo, boomerang
Crocodile, kookaburra, wombat, orangutang,
Wee-ho, Wey-ho, Thurramungamine,
Quantong, billabong, gunner bluey pine,
Unibrow, emu, wallaby, roo,
Ibis, brolga, the white cockatoo,
Nurra burra, carrah, coolamon, bankoo,
Boggabri, narrabri, nevertie, yanchor,
Hoopla! Hoopla! Ha-Ha-Ha!
Baby Platypusl Ya-Ya-Ya!'
Posted: 25 Jul 2008, 04:06
by lol-o-caust
Mary Hinge";p="970265 wrote:I'm going to see that tonight - cannae wait.
Hey John, less than a month until I land in Edinburgh

Yes!
I've been practicing tongue-kisses on my arm.

Posted: 25 Jul 2008, 05:25
by Rado
I couldn't understand what he was saying, but I was standing next to a little down's syndrome fellow at the bustop today who would make disgusted faces everytime a Sudanese refugee or aboriginal walked past. Is that a highlight?
Posted: 25 Jul 2008, 09:35
by crotchgrabber
the other night verne troyer got kicked out of my local bar. little fucker was belligerent. i gotta remember to put him on my death pool next year.
Posted: 25 Jul 2008, 09:49
by Tail of dogma
I just got a 1967 fender mustang. needs tremelo work but psh.
Posted: 25 Jul 2008, 16:41
by mr. arcade
everyones got better things to do on a friday.
Posted: 25 Jul 2008, 18:16
by ChickenMug
2 hour nap!!!

Posted: 25 Jul 2008, 18:17
by shamrock
The hightlight of my day is checking out the damage a bear did to my camper trailer...
Posted: 25 Jul 2008, 22:52
by Hitman
Posted: 28 Jul 2008, 15:21
by mr. arcade
Luis account has been deleted.
Posted: 28 Jul 2008, 15:23
by crotchgrabber
yeah, but the lowlight is that now that he's a guest i can see all the fucking smileys.
*pees on internet*
Posted: 28 Jul 2008, 15:29
by Hank
Spent a sunny day driving around rural western Pennsylvania listening to black metal.
Posted: 28 Jul 2008, 15:31
by crotchgrabber
that's pretty gay, hank.
Posted: 28 Jul 2008, 15:33
by mr. arcade
someone is returning NIN ghosts.
and Dillinger Escape plan's- ire works *not sure if this ones a highlight*