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Posted: 03 Aug 2008, 16:12
by mr. arcade
"WOAH MANNY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Posted: 04 Aug 2008, 00:38
by Miss Yvonne
Lots of highlights today!

I started off the day laughing. It's nice to talk to funny people. :)

I was in a shrink wrapping dual with a lady who is about 60 years old. I started my pallet after she started hers, and when i finished, I looked over and heard a scream and saw her somersaulting from behind her pallet. It was awesome! she picked up too much speed and her plastic broke and the force shot her across the room! If that doesn't make sense, or it's too long- I saw a 60 year old woman somersault. She was ok.

I was unloading the frozen truck, and I tried to start moving a pallet of frozen fish and I fell on my butt. I was ok!

My night ended when I recreated this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I6qDqdYY6-Y with a gallon of Hawaiian Punch. (lowlight- Some shot up [in slow motion] and hit me in the eye.)

And- I was really, honestly mean to someone. I yelled at a kid I work with. He deserved it. It shocked Anthony from Paper and Chemicals.

Posted: 04 Aug 2008, 04:16
by Ruby Juice
How is Anthony from Paper and Chemicals these days?

Posted: 04 Aug 2008, 04:17
by Ruby Juice
My boss gets her rulers monogrammed

Posted: 04 Aug 2008, 05:14
by Liingus
my boss collects empty miller lite cans in the bed of his truck

Posted: 04 Aug 2008, 05:15
by ReverseEngineer
Miss Yvonne";p="972299 wrote:My night ended when I recreated this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I6qDqdYY6-Y with a gallon of Hawaiian Punch. (lowlight- Some shot up [in slow motion] and hit me in the eye.)
you've probably never even seen that movie!

Posted: 04 Aug 2008, 05:25
by touchy feely
Miss Yvonne";p="972299 wrote:Lots of highlights today!

I started off the day laughing. It's nice to talk to funny people. :)

I was in a shrink wrapping dual with a lady who is about 60 years old. I started my pallet after she started hers, and when i finished, I looked over and heard a scream and saw her somersaulting from behind her pallet. It was awesome! she picked up too much speed and her plastic broke and the force shot her across the room! If that doesn't make sense, or it's too long- I saw a 60 year old woman somersault. She was ok.

I was unloading the frozen truck, and I tried to start moving a pallet of frozen fish and I fell on my butt. I was ok!

My night ended when I recreated this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I6qDqdYY6-Y with a gallon of Hawaiian Punch. (lowlight- Some shot up [in slow motion] and hit me in the eye.)

And- I was really, honestly mean to someone. I yelled at a kid I work with. He deserved it. It shocked Anthony from Paper and
Chemicals.
i can never tell if youre mocking this thread or if these things really happened


anyway, i had a dream last night that i was at yankee stadium, deemed it a shithole and left

Posted: 04 Aug 2008, 08:51
by ChickenMug
:lol:

Posted: 04 Aug 2008, 09:02
by Miss Yvonne
ReverseEngineer";p="972310 wrote:
Miss Yvonne";p="972299 wrote:My night ended when I recreated this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I6qDqdYY6-Y with a gallon of Hawaiian Punch. (lowlight- Some shot up [in slow motion] and hit me in the eye.)
you've probably never even seen that movie!
i haven't ;)
(I forgot to add that I got that link from you.)
Ruby Juice";p="972306 wrote: How is Anthony from Paper and Chemicals these days?
Anthony from Paper and Chemicals is awesome! He's as nutty as ever.
touchy feely";p="972313 wrote:
i can never tell if youre mocking this thread or if these things really happened
It's all true.

Posted: 04 Aug 2008, 10:53
by Redundant Retard
Miss Yvonne";p="972057 wrote:this seems to happen to you a lot. Did you get paid?
It happens a lot, enough that I would remark on it.

I sometimes get paid, but seldom in cash.

I don't consider myself a whore.

I don't mean it literally.

Posted: 04 Aug 2008, 21:05
by gel cacepi
CLEAN SHEET DAY! :love:

Posted: 04 Aug 2008, 21:48
by General Tso s Chicken
a massive storm moved through chicago , tornado warnings , funnel clouds , 70 mph winds and even a report of 100 mph wind at the lakefront. i dont think i have ever witnessed that much lightning , except for last august we had a similar storm . my wife called her mom and the power is out . i guess alot of folks lost power , we had 3 brownouts but are still up and runnin . *cranks the A/C* . last outage we had was for 3 days . :mad: :mad: :mad:

Posted: 04 Aug 2008, 22:53
by Miss Yvonne
that's kind of an odd highlight.

Posted: 04 Aug 2008, 23:02
by mr. arcade
speaking of odd highlights, theres another hurricane heading towards Tejas. god must hate it there this summer.
ummm bush is that way---->

Posted: 04 Aug 2008, 23:10
by PattonBordin
god lives in Tejas?

Posted: 04 Aug 2008, 23:25
by mr. arcade
no, jesus does.

Posted: 04 Aug 2008, 23:39
by General Tso s Chicken
Miss Yvonne";p="972429 wrote:that's kind of an odd highlight.
i hear ya , its just that i was sure we were going to lose power , its really hot and humid , we didnt = highlight .

update com ed says 200,000 customers have no power .

i realize power to sheild my family cannot compare with flying elderly and pallets that almost kill you , but i try .

when you are either in bed or on a recliner for 5 months you take what you can get .

ps say hi to steve from toilets and paper for me .

Posted: 05 Aug 2008, 05:05
by Mary Hinge
a rat shat on my leg

:grin:

Posted: 05 Aug 2008, 08:46
by ChickenMug
mr. arcade";p="972431 wrote:speaking of odd highlights, theres another hurricane heading towards Tejas. god must hate it there this summer.
ummm bush is that way---->
it's really more of a tropical storm
no matter what it is, it's brought cooler temps over to me

so i'm okay with it

Posted: 05 Aug 2008, 15:08
by General Tso s Chicken
update on my "ODD" highlight .

griffith indiana declared a disaster area .

http://abclocal.go.com/wls/story?sectio ... id=6307150

we watched dopplar on the pc while listening to battery powered noaa weather , with dynamo flashlights ready while this was going on . it lasted 45 minutes of extreme lightning wind gusts bending trees and rain . a hole opened up in the middle of the storm and we were basically in the middle so we were spared af alot more of this ungodly shitstorm . i am so grateful our power didnt go out , with this back pain , i gotsta have ma A/C .

how where the mrs. puals crates today , cold ?

Posted: 05 Aug 2008, 15:21
by Miss Yvonne
awwww... look at that... someone's trying to make me feel inferior.

:lol: :lol:

Posted: 05 Aug 2008, 16:08
by General Tso s Chicken
thats an ODD thing to say . :lol:

are the crunchy fish sticks any heavier than the original ?

just curious .

Posted: 05 Aug 2008, 18:10
by General Tso s Chicken

Posted: 05 Aug 2008, 20:16
by ChickenMug
where's shaina?!
i need to ask her if we like lace up oxford booties

Posted: 05 Aug 2008, 20:36
by Ruby Juice
Not a fan,
Sarah Jessica Parker likes them though.

Actually, give me an image of the pair in mind, and tell me what you would wear them with.
The only shoes I have purchased in TWO months, have been fricken new balance. Oh wait no, I did buy grey and blue flats... Hmmm. Yup.




Highlight of my day
I get to go home in 30 days :???: