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Posted: 30 Sep 2008, 07:13
by Mary Hinge
Stone Gossard";p="984291 wrote:Most nights I lie on my arm until it goes to sleep. Then I yank off my tiny penis with the dead arm whilst dreaming of Mr John. Tonight it took me a whole 8 seconds!
Posted: 30 Sep 2008, 07:13
by Rado
What in fucks name?!
Posted: 30 Sep 2008, 07:16
by The Rambam
*awaits Stone's snappy comeback*
Posted: 30 Sep 2008, 07:18
by Rado
Mary Hinge";p="984293 wrote:Stone Gossard";p="984291 wrote:Most nights I lie on my arm until it goes to sleep. Then I yank off my tiny penis with the dead arm whilst dreaming of Mr John. Tonight it took me a whole 8 seconds!

Posted: 30 Sep 2008, 07:29
by Pablo4
Mary Hinge";p="984293 wrote:
I'm a dirty cunt with a bad case of herpes & gonorrhea. Plus I got Chlamydia from two guys last night. Also my avatar sucks ass. That's probably where I got all those STD's. Don't you love my toliet?
Posted: 30 Sep 2008, 07:31
by Rado
Don't you love my toilet?!

Posted: 30 Sep 2008, 07:32
by uncooked meat
C'mon people, it's not a complicated funciton to use...
Posted: 30 Sep 2008, 07:34
by Mary Hinge
what did Brett say??
Posted: 30 Sep 2008, 07:35
by Rado
Posted: 30 Sep 2008, 07:36
by Mary Hinge
Posted: 30 Sep 2008, 07:39
by Pablo4

Fuckin DIRTY ASS CUNT WITH 3 STD'S!!!
Posted: 30 Sep 2008, 07:43
by The Rambam
You sure showed her, ace.

Posted: 30 Sep 2008, 07:45
by Mary Hinge
Stone Gossard";p="984307 wrote:*beats off to Project Runway*
Posted: 30 Sep 2008, 08:35
by ChickenMug
The Rambam";p="984308 wrote:You sure showed her, ace.


Posted: 30 Sep 2008, 16:50
by mr. arcade
patron busted for watching porn.
Posted: 30 Sep 2008, 21:55
by touchy feely
Members Of Twisted Sister Now Willing To Take It
NEW YORKâIn a stunning reversal of their long-stated reluctance to take it, members of heavy-metal band Twisted Sister announced Monday that, after 24 years of fervent refusal, they are now willing to take it.
"I acknowledge that we promised not to take it anymore, but things change. The world is a different place today, and with that in mind, we would like to go on record as saying that, starting right now, we are going to take it," read a statement released by the band's lead singer, Dee Snider. "To clarify, we would still prefer not to take it, but as of now, taking it is an option that we would be open to. That is all."
Bassist Mark "the Animal" Mendoza also stated that, in regards to what he wants to do with his life, he no longer solely wants to rock, but would instead prefer doing other things, such as raising a family and working as a claims adjuster in Rye, NY.
Posted: 30 Sep 2008, 23:20
by mr. arcade
Shia LaBeouf got injured today while on the set for transformers 2 and my uncle is treating his injuries.
says he was all bloody.
Posted: 30 Sep 2008, 23:40
by Rado
I'd imagine Shia LaBeouf would be a demanding little prick.
Posted: 01 Oct 2008, 11:55
by PattonBordin
who the hell is Shia Labeouf?......does she have big tits?
Posted: 01 Oct 2008, 12:07
by mr. arcade
got my tire fixed and it didnt cost me anything.
Posted: 01 Oct 2008, 12:09
by ChickenMug
Posted: 01 Oct 2008, 12:45
by touchy feely
Posted: 01 Oct 2008, 12:48
by PattonBordin
Smokers buying cigarettes will from Wednesday be confronted with a series of gruesome images printed on the packets showing how tobacco damages health.
The pictures, which show cancerous lungs and throats as well as rotting teeth, replace written warnings such as "Smoking clogs the arteries and causes heart attacks and strokes" or "Smoking can cause a slow and painful death" which currently greet going to light up.

Posted: 01 Oct 2008, 13:35
by mr. arcade
they cant afford to lose $ especially these days.
Posted: 01 Oct 2008, 13:55
by ChickenMug