Posted: 01 May 2007, 16:35
I need a new sig
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Posted: 01 May 2007, 16:39
my boobies are ALWAYS my highlights!
Posted: 01 May 2007, 16:40
Thunder";p="871190 wrote:Highlight: LIVERPOOL!!!!!1
Posted: 01 May 2007, 20:07
puppy";p="871206 wrote:my boobies are ALWAYS my highlights!
Lt. Frank Drebin wrote:I couldn't believe it was her. It was like a dream. But there she was, just as I remembered her. That delicately beautiful face. And a body that could melt a cheese sandwich from across the room. And breasts that seemed to say...”Hey! Look at these!" She was the kind of woman who made you want to drop to your knees and thank God you were a man! She reminded me of my mother, all right. No doubt about it.
Posted: 01 May 2007, 20:09
so anyway, im getting drunk
Posted: 01 May 2007, 20:11
Me too, brother.
Me too.
Me too.
Posted: 01 May 2007, 20:15
im kind of bored with what i usually drink, so me and a friend of mine were thinking of mixing the stupidest drinks we could think of
first one:
"banana burbles"
one half banana mashed into a near liquid, two ounces of knob creek whiskey
i have no idea where the 'burbles' came from
first one:
"banana burbles"
one half banana mashed into a near liquid, two ounces of knob creek whiskey
i have no idea where the 'burbles' came from
Posted: 01 May 2007, 20:23
why would you do that to knob creek?????
Posted: 01 May 2007, 20:27
neither of us like american whiskey too much
tastes like mexican candy
tastes like mexican candy
Posted: 01 May 2007, 20:33
NEXT
20oz bottle of coca cola from mexico
3 teaspoons of orange koolaid mix
more whiskey
this is called "orange warthog"
20oz bottle of coca cola from mexico
3 teaspoons of orange koolaid mix
more whiskey
this is called "orange warthog"
Posted: 01 May 2007, 20:36
Vomit on a canvas!
Posted: 01 May 2007, 20:38
unacceptable
Posted: 01 May 2007, 20:39
Have you got a problem with art, son?
Posted: 01 May 2007, 20:44
HEADLIGHTS!
Posted: 01 May 2007, 20:45
real men dont vomit when they drink insanely stupid liquor with produce
Posted: 01 May 2007, 20:46
Fuck you, man. I've got stomach problems.
I puke all the time.
And I'd damn sure puke for art!
I puke all the time.
And I'd damn sure puke for art!
Posted: 01 May 2007, 20:47
i might hold you to that!
Posted: 01 May 2007, 20:50
You bring the canvas.
But it wouldn't be nearly as good as touchy's puke.
He's got a color wheel stirring round his guts!
But it wouldn't be nearly as good as touchy's puke.
He's got a color wheel stirring round his guts!
Posted: 01 May 2007, 20:52
the last time i puked was off a $3 bottle of red wine, all over my bathtubRick Cave";p="871330 wrote:Fuck you, man. I've got stomach problems.
I puke all the time.
And I'd damn sure puke for art!
'the toilets too small a target, the bathtub is WAY easier'
UPDATE:
orange warthog isnt that great, so we're switching to
BLOOD DIAMONDS
raspberry/cassis puree
3 parts sparkling domestic lager
1 part vodka (if we have any)
Posted: 01 May 2007, 20:54
I've got a bit of Georgi my bum friend left.
I won't be drinking that anytime soon.
I won't be drinking that anytime soon.
Posted: 01 May 2007, 20:56
nice! i bet it tastes like 409
Posted: 01 May 2007, 20:56
touchy....we're all thinking it
but i'm the only one who will say it
yer fucking wrong dude
but i'm the only one who will say it
yer fucking wrong dude
Posted: 01 May 2007, 20:57
$9.99 a liter. You can't go wrong.
I think it kills vermin too.
I think it kills vermin too.
Posted: 01 May 2007, 20:59
nonsense!ChickenMug";p="871343 wrote:touchy....we're all thinking it
but i'm the only one who will say it
yer fucking wrong dude
this goes great with antiques roadshow blaring in the background
Posted: 01 May 2007, 21:02
you too?!?!?!
^ further proof!