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Posted: 07 Oct 2008, 20:52
by Love Removal Masheen
gel cacepi";p="986209 wrote:®Peanutbutter";p="986207 wrote:gel cacepi";p="986188 wrote:I just got a job offer!

candy inspector?

Panties model?
Posted: 07 Oct 2008, 21:19
by mr. arcade
Posted: 07 Oct 2008, 22:11
by mr. arcade
Posted: 08 Oct 2008, 08:14
by gel cacepi
®Peanutbutter";p="986210 wrote:u know.....they let u inspect.... then select from their inventory ....all the candies you like the best..........then they choose the opposite
ChickenMug";p="986211 wrote:she's working for the gov't
laying down the snail trail

I think I just got that, and if I did, you are one sick bitch!
And if not, I am!
Love Removal Masheen";p="986214 wrote:gel cacepi";p="986209 wrote:®Peanutbutter";p="986207 wrote:gel cacepi";p="986188 wrote:I just got a job offer!

candy inspector?

Panties model?
Ummmm...no.
Posted: 08 Oct 2008, 08:39
by ChickenMug
Posted: 08 Oct 2008, 11:14
by mr. arcade
darn.
Posted: 08 Oct 2008, 15:59
by Dress Barn
Posted: 09 Oct 2008, 01:41
by General Tso s Chicken
restoring that schwinn !
Posted: 09 Oct 2008, 01:43
by General Tso s Chicken
Mr. John has one of those .
the "dad" looks like shanghai too .
whats next baby poo poo , mary would love that one .
Posted: 09 Oct 2008, 17:18
by ChickenMug
tomorrow is hangover friday!
as usual
Posted: 09 Oct 2008, 17:21
by crotchgrabber
ChickenMug";p="986714 wrote:tomorrow is hangover friday!
as usual
fuck yeah.
my stomache has finally cleared itself of stank-ass. now i can go to the bar without standing outside holding a cigarette waist high as to cover up the smell of rotten gophers coming from my butt.
Posted: 09 Oct 2008, 17:22
by Mary Hinge
Jeez, how could anyone resist you Phil, you old silvertongue?
Posted: 09 Oct 2008, 17:23
by crotchgrabber
i'm a charming motherfucker.
Posted: 09 Oct 2008, 17:24
by ChickenMug
his farts emit pheremones, hinge
Posted: 09 Oct 2008, 17:26
by crotchgrabber
my gas is oxygenated ruphynol.
Posted: 09 Oct 2008, 17:27
by Mary Hinge
You had me at 'stank-ass', silly.

Posted: 09 Oct 2008, 17:28
by crotchgrabber
rotton gopher is just the icing on the cake, huh?
Posted: 09 Oct 2008, 17:29
by ChickenMug
did he say stank ass
or skank ass?
Posted: 09 Oct 2008, 17:34
by crotchgrabber
i'm converting back from stank ass to skank ass.
there's a girl i've got my eye on... she's a mixed martial arts fighter.
gonna see if i can't get my skank ass smacked around a bit.
Posted: 09 Oct 2008, 17:37
by Mary Hinge
crotchgrabber";p="986730 wrote:rotton gopher is just the icing on the cake, huh?
*gasms*
Posted: 09 Oct 2008, 17:38
by crotchgrabber
where's that "top 100 orgasm sayings" thread?
rotton gopher is going on there.
Posted: 09 Oct 2008, 17:47
by puppy
Posted: 09 Oct 2008, 18:44
by ChickenMug
i just moved my desk at home from
one side of the room
to the other
and tomorrow my fancy new couch comes in

Posted: 09 Oct 2008, 18:45
by Mary Hinge
moving your desk is the highlight of your day?

Posted: 09 Oct 2008, 18:49
by ChickenMug
not anymore
i don't like the view from this side of the room