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I'm Hank Steel the real queer cowboy
The gerbil lovin' when, where, and how boy
I'll grab your butt cheeks and pull out my willy
Stir your asshole like a hot bowl of chili
I'm Hank Steel the real queer cowboy

What's my hotdog without your buns?
Out here on the range we're having fun
My boyfriend's here and I'm singin' him a ballad
Then I'll bend his ass over and toss his fuckin' salad
I'm Hank Steel the real queer cowboy

It takes a real man
To fuck another man
My mating call is *fart noise*
Understand?

The news.

She can't help it, the girl can't help it
She can't help it, the girl can't help it

If she walks by, the men folks get engrossed
(She can't help it, the girl can't help it)
If she winks an eye, the bread slice turn to toast
(She can't help it, the girl can't help it)
If she got a lot, of what they call the most
(She can't help it, the girl can't help it)

The girl can't help it, she was born to please
(She can't help it, the girl can't help it)
And if she's got, a figure made to squeeze
(She can't help it, the girl can't help it)
Won't you kindly be aware, the girl can't help it
The girl can't help it!

If she mesmerizes, every mother's son
(She can't help it, the girl can't help it)
If she's smiling, beefsteak becomes well done
(She can't help it, the girl can't help it)
She makes grandpa feel like twenty one
(She can't help it, the girl can't help it)

The girl can't help it, she was born to please
(She can't help it, the girl can't help it)
And if I go to her, on bended knees
(She can't help it, the girl can't help it)
Won't you kindly be aware, that I can't help it
I can't help it!

Because I'm hoping, obviously
That some day, the answer would be
The girl can't help it, she's in love with me

She can't help it, the girl can't help it

There is nothing you can do that I have not already done to myself,
There is nothing you can do that I have not already done to myself,
There is nothing you can DO that I have not already done to myself,
Oh no, there is nothing you can do that I have not already done to myself!

Never wanted to dance with nobody, not you!
Never wanted to dance with nobody but you,
Never wanted to dance with nobody but you--
wouldn't take "no" for an answer, you fucking bitch!

Be nice!
Be nice to me,
Don't ever be--
Be nice!
Be nice to me,
Don't let me go! (don't let me go)
I am too cool for the second...GRADE!
I'm amazed!
I'm afraid!
I am too cool for the second..GRADE!
There is nothing!--
You can do!--
That I have not already done to myself...HEY!

There is nothing you can do that I have not already done to myself,
There is nothing you can do that I have not already done to myself,
There is nothing you can do that I have not already done to myself,
No, there is nothing you can do that I have not already done to myself!

Never wanted to dance with nobody, not you!
Never wanted to dance with nobody but you,
Never wanted to dance with nobody but you--
wouldn't take "no" for an answer, you fucking bitch!

Be nice!
Be nice to me--
Don't ever be,
Be nice!
Be nice to me,
Don't let me go (don't let me go)
I am too cool for the second..GRADE!
I'm amazed!
I'm afraid!
I am too cool for the second...GRADE!
There is nothing...
You can do...
That I have not already done to myself...
Hey... hey... hey... hey...

Never wanted to dance with nobody but you--
wouldn't take "no" for an answer, you fucking bitch!

Never wanted to dance with nobody, not you!
Never wanted to dance with nobody but you,
Never wanted to dance with nobody but you--
wouldn't take "no" for an answer, you fucking bitch!

Relax, Max
Your nerves are just like jumpin' jacks, Max
Your heart is thumpin' with a crazy sound
Hear it pound
Bumpin', bumpin', bumpin'
Jumpin' up and down

Stay cool, fool
Just take it easy
That's the rule, fool
The evenin' hasn't even started yet
So, my pet
Control yourself, control yourself
Don't get upset

Don't think I'm cold if I say you're too bold
I've been fooled by that moon up above
I want your kiss just as you want my kiss
But a kiss is no kiss without love

So relax, Max
I hate to stop you in your tracks, Max
But first you gotta prove your love to me
When you do
I'll love you, love you, love you
Like you want me to

Don't think I'm cold if I say you're too bold
I've been fooled by that moon up above
I want your kiss just as you want my kiss
But a kiss is no kiss without love

So relax, Max
I hate to stop you in your tracks, Max
But first you gotta prove your love to me
When you do
I'll love you, love you, love you
Like you want me to

Ah, come on, relax, Max
Your nerves are kinda bad there, boy
Hold it
Down, boy
Take it easy, fool
Relax yourself
The evening's young yet
Mmm, come on and relax, Max
Relax yourself

"The dream is swirling, I'm alone
Where the streets are paved with bone
Buildings with a hundred eyes
Watch me thru the swarming flies
Behind shades pulled down tight
Things are growing without light
Hungry things in circles crowd
Around TV's turned up to loud
The dream sea has been poisoned
The stop light splashes me red
Innocence suffocated in its sleep
Dr. Seuss is dead"

the jingle from the new snuggies commercial.

Riding through this world, all alone

God takes your soul; you're on your own

The crow flies straight, a perfect line

On the Devil's back until you die

This life is short, baby that's a fact

Better live it right, you ain't coming back

I am not dead
I demand I know my rights
I know my rights
You cover illness with flowers
And flowers die
And flowers die

Walk in half view
of all mirrors
It make sense to me
It make sense to me
Never let yourself out
I did
It ruined me
It ruined me

To be morally good
Or rather to love
A devil pretending to be a god
Laws written on paper,
and paper burns
Eternity is not sunrise

Walk in half view
of all mirrors
It make sense to me
It make sense to me
Never let yourself out
I did
It ruined me
It ruined me

To be morally good
Or rather to love
A devil pretending to be a god
Laws written on paper,
and paper burns
Eternity is not sunrise

and I can tell you never been this far before bom bom bom

stripperm(0)(o)m wrote:Riding through this world, all alone

God takes your soul; you're on your own

The crow flies straight, a perfect line

On the Devil's back until you die

This life is short, baby that's a fact

Better live it right, you ain't coming back

SoA fucking RULES!!!

ChickenMug wrote:

stripperm(0)(o)m wrote:Riding through this world, all alone

God takes your soul; you're on your own

The crow flies straight, a perfect line

On the Devil's back until you die

This life is short, baby that's a fact

Better live it right, you ain't coming back

SoA fucking RULES!!!

damn. i came into this thread to post that song.

"ugly is bad, bad is wrong, wrong is sinful, and sin leads to eternal damnation; and hot burning fire, hot burning fire, hot burning fire, hot burning fire; screams of agony, screams of agony, screams of agony, screams of agony..."

(How is it possible that I just discovered this thread now?)

crotchgrabber wrote:

ChickenMug wrote:

stripperm(0)(o)m wrote:Riding through this world, all alone

God takes your soul; you're on your own

The crow flies straight, a perfect line

On the Devil's back until you die

This life is short, baby that's a fact

Better live it right, you ain't coming back

SoA fucking RULES!!!

damn. i came into this thread to post that song.

????
Sick of it All or State of Alert?

stripperm(0)(o)m wrote:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=93HWraYn ... re=related

poor reagan
he had the brain rot

some nursery rhimes in the distance.

turn that got-Dam music off ice cream mayne I done wanna hear dat shit!

its actually coming from the next room. storytime hour right now.

it's a small world after all
it's a small world after all
it's a small world after all
it's a small world after all
(repeat to inifinity infinities)

Nothing but a heartache every day
(Nothing but a heartache)
Nothing but a tear drop all of the way
(Nothing but a tear drop)
Loving a bad guy is such a sin, yeah
He's got me all won,
Can I get him?

Nothing but a heartache every day
(Nothing but a heartache)
Nothing but a tear drop all of the way
(Nothing but a tear drop)
It is one situation that I just can't win, yeah
He's got me all won,
Can I get him?

I got a lot of those heartaches
I got a lot of those tear drops
Heartaches, tear drops, all of the way
Nothing but a heartache every day!

Nothing but a heartache every day
(Nothing but a heartache)
Nothing but a tear drop all of the way
(Nothing but a tear drop)
Him loving me is just too slim, yeah
He's got me all won,
Can I get him?

I got a lot of those heartaches
I got a lot of those tear drops
Heartaches, tear drops, all of the way
Nothing but a heartache every day!

Nothing but a heartache every day
(Nothing but a heartache)
Nothing but a tear drop all of the way
(Nothing but a tear drop)
Him loving me is just too slim, yeah
He's got me all won,
Can I get him?

Nothing but a heartache every day
(Nothing but a heartache)
Nothing but a tear drop all of the way
(Nothing but a tear drop)
Heartache, ooo I get 'em, ev'ry ev'ry day
(Nothing but a heartache)
Tears pouring all down my face
(Nothing but a tear drop)
Ooh, the man has got me, so uptight!
(Nothing but a heartache)
Nothin' I do, seem to, turn out right


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=39SjyMvBbk4

Darkus Mannishson wrote:turn that got-Dam music off ice cream mayne I done wanna hear dat shit!

that happened to me in 93 , but the ice cream truck was playing a different tune .i recorded a cover of "pop goes the weasel" that night , later i put this footage on it :

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8-NYxhVCXYQ

Kyle from Incantation has got a mustache
Kyle from Incantation has got a mustache
Kyle from Incantation has got a mustache