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Posted: 30 Nov 2008, 16:32
by mr. arcade
when he files for divorce?
Posted: 01 Dec 2008, 23:27
by Rado
Posted: 02 Dec 2008, 08:56
by The Rambam
Commander Keen! Why haven't they tried to 3D-fy that?
Posted: 02 Dec 2008, 11:37
by ChickenMug
didn't need that 19 yr old afterall

Posted: 02 Dec 2008, 11:48
by touchy feely
*buffs nails*
*does the 'flex bicep and point at it' thing*
Posted: 02 Dec 2008, 12:01
by ChickenMug
Posted: 02 Dec 2008, 13:32
by mr. arcade
*reads my signature.*
Posted: 02 Dec 2008, 14:41
by ChickenMug
this kid is wearing a neon orange bandana rambo-style

Posted: 02 Dec 2008, 14:52
by crotchgrabber
there used to be a guy in my neighborhood... i have no idea what happened to him... but you just reminded me of him.
he had a bandana that was the same color as traffic cones, big aviator sunglasses, a "big dog" sleeveless t-shirt, joey buttafuco style puffy pants and red nike high tops.
and he strutted around like he was king shit of turdsville.
such confidence.
such pride.
man, i miss that guy.
Posted: 02 Dec 2008, 14:56
by ChickenMug
now, that guy actually sounds like someone i saw a couple weeks ago
except they weren't nikes i don't think
and the shirt was john deer
all the crazies are coming out today
it's a fucking parade of them
and FAT crazies too!
Posted: 02 Dec 2008, 14:58
by mr. arcade
ChickenMug";p="997704 wrote:this kid is wearing a neon orange bandana rambo-style

get ready of an terror attack.
Posted: 02 Dec 2008, 15:07
by crotchgrabber
i finally figured out what i'm getting arcade for christmas...

Posted: 02 Dec 2008, 15:16
by ChickenMug
Posted: 02 Dec 2008, 15:33
by mr. arcade
guess working at a library aint good enough.
Posted: 02 Dec 2008, 15:47
by ChickenMug
Posted: 02 Dec 2008, 15:48
by crotchgrabber
Posted: 02 Dec 2008, 15:57
by ChickenMug
nope bb
it ain't!

Posted: 03 Dec 2008, 14:33
by gel cacepi
Turns out the UPS driver was afraid of my innocent little Ollie.
I should have bought a Wii two years ago!
Now I really will never leave the house!

Posted: 03 Dec 2008, 15:44
by Thunder Bear
A guest at the hotel where I work is named Stephen Wolf.

Posted: 03 Dec 2008, 15:52
by Mary Hinge
Is he big? Is he bad? Are you afraid of him?
Posted: 03 Dec 2008, 15:57
by Thunder Bear
He is average sized, slightly shorter than me, but with a bigger stomach. His hair is short and thin, and his eyes are tight together, which makes him look somewhat dumb. Im guessing he's somewhere around 60 years old.
Im not afraid.
Posted: 03 Dec 2008, 16:04
by Thunder Bear
And he smokes like a chimney, which is pretty cool.
He is from South Africa.
Posted: 03 Dec 2008, 16:23
by Mary Hinge
Tell me more please, Toby.
Also, when are you coming to Australia?
Posted: 03 Dec 2008, 16:43
by ChickenMug
you mean america
the southern part of the states to be exact
oh shit y'all
i got a date tonight

Posted: 03 Dec 2008, 17:34
by Thunder Bear
Mary Hinge";p="997910 wrote:Tell me more please, Toby.
Also, when are you coming to Australia?
Steppenwolf just asked me about places to take a drink. I gave him some good recommendations.
Im gonna buy a boat, and sail across world. Im dead serious about this. My ancher tattoo is a fraud the way things are now. Its either a world tour like that, or suicide.
I'll be gone before 2013
I have a scuba diving course in January, and sailing course in March. I dont know how to navigate or anything, so I need all the education I can get.
But sometime around 2012-2013, Ill be visiting all of you.