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Posted: 11 Dec 2008, 10:01
by ChickenMug
SOOOOO many people should've called you dawson
there were wrecks everywhere!
and that guy i said was weaving in and out of traffic?
as SOON as i hung up with you
BOOM! he ran off the road

Posted: 11 Dec 2008, 13:32
by The Rambam
So what kinds of tips did he give you? Did he tell you to pump the brakes and stuff, for instance?
Posted: 11 Dec 2008, 14:01
by ChickenMug
he said to drive slow

Posted: 11 Dec 2008, 18:04
by Rado
Heading away for a week!
Posted: 11 Dec 2008, 18:43
by Miss Yvonne
A company-wide safety crackdown means only licensed operators can use the power equipment at work. Since I'm one of only 4 people in the store who they've given a license to, I got to spent my day certifying all the boys who've worked there way longer than me- the one's who showed me how to run the stuff in the first place.
That might have been the #1 highlight. But I just remembered I said this to my boss, "Let me just go on my break and do some crack."

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Posted: 13 Dec 2008, 21:32
by uncooked meat
Going to the Santa Claus Pub Crawl dressed up as a christmas cracker. Best night ever!

Posted: 14 Dec 2008, 13:52
by ChickenMug
Posted: 14 Dec 2008, 15:17
by omar gogol
It's a toss-up between the lustily biting moment I had with my whoa-man earlier on in the day, and the moment I had the idea to have sausages and chips for dinner.
Posted: 14 Dec 2008, 15:34
by Sgt. Hartman
Were NOFX playing a gig there?
Posted: 14 Dec 2008, 23:25
by ReverseEngineer
Seeing a hummer in an SUV parked RIGHT OUTSIDE THE FRONT WINDOW of my local bar.
and then having all involved in said hummer come into the bar to ask to call a tow truck.
we applauded them.
Posted: 15 Dec 2008, 10:25
by ChickenMug
i don't understand this ^^^

Posted: 15 Dec 2008, 10:48
by touchy feely
a hummer inside of an SUV was parked in front of a window at a bar
then everybody involved with the hummer inside of an SUV came into the bar, each of them asking to call a tow truck, which was met with applause
what's not to understand?
Posted: 15 Dec 2008, 11:24
by ChickenMug
why was there an suv inside an suv?

Posted: 15 Dec 2008, 11:29
by touchy feely
that's the burning question
Posted: 15 Dec 2008, 11:39
by ChickenMug
oh wait
maybe hummer = blow job

Posted: 15 Dec 2008, 11:50
by The Rambam
So were they applauded for getting road head, or for needing to get a piece-of-shit gas guzzler towed?
Posted: 15 Dec 2008, 13:50
by mr. arcade
cold , dark and raining non stop.
Posted: 15 Dec 2008, 14:48
by uncooked meat
ChickenMug";p="999695 wrote:oh wait
maybe hummer = blow job


You are adorable!
Posted: 15 Dec 2008, 15:23
by General Tso s Chicken
Posted: 15 Dec 2008, 15:42
by ChickenMug
is anyone going to clarify this story?!
Posted: 15 Dec 2008, 15:54
by touchy feely
does anybody have ReverseEngineer's cell phone number?!!?!?
Posted: 15 Dec 2008, 16:00
by SHARPPIE
Posted: 15 Dec 2008, 16:58
by mr. arcade
highlight of the weekend!!
Posted: 15 Dec 2008, 19:13
by SHARPPIE
Posted: 15 Dec 2008, 19:28
by General Tso s Chicken