Posted: 15 Mar 2007, 00:20
touchy feely";p="855558 wrote:touchy feely";p="854831 wrote:pix plz
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Posted: 15 Mar 2007, 00:21
Miss Yvonne";p="855559 wrote:
Posted: 15 Mar 2007, 00:43
WELL then
Posted: 15 Mar 2007, 08:46
i believe that's what the french
call being SASSY!
call being SASSY!
Posted: 15 Mar 2007, 09:18
Dr. Phil Random Quote Generator wrote:You don't need a spice rack to act real sassy-like.
Posted: 15 Mar 2007, 12:34
My fondest memory of all them times I went down south on her, wuz when ai din't gotten all my hair pull out. Dat reel nize. 
Posted: 15 Mar 2007, 16:14
This news has really torn the fork out of my nightie.SHARPPIE";p="855140 wrote:okay...I went out for an hour, and they delivered everything EXCEPT the case. you leave $800 dollars worth of shit sitting on my wang, and you take back the $80 case??? screw you, UPS...
Posted: 27 Mar 2007, 23:04
today's highlight:
i played a $100k Steinway Model D piano today.
i played a $100k Steinway Model D piano today.
Posted: 27 Mar 2007, 23:05
I colored my hair! 
Posted: 27 Mar 2007, 23:46
keep doing that and its going to fall out
Posted: 27 Mar 2007, 23:57
i had a 11 hour work day.
Posted: 27 Mar 2007, 23:58
I'd be bald already if that was the truth.touchy feely";p="858627 wrote:keep doing that and its going to fall out
Posted: 28 Mar 2007, 00:13
anyone wanna donate to my steinway d fund? i need about $100k
Posted: 28 Mar 2007, 00:59
I will, but I need your address.
Posted: 28 Mar 2007, 01:12
i think a paypal address would suffice
Posted: 28 Mar 2007, 01:15
apparently you don't want that piano so bad.
Posted: 28 Mar 2007, 07:29
The highlight thus far has been using this:
Posted: 28 Mar 2007, 10:33
Highlight so far?
No bum has pestered me for my cash.
No bum has pestered me for my cash.
Posted: 28 Mar 2007, 11:17
Scratch that last highlight,
getting the kiddo to watch Narnia instead of The Prince Of Egypt is my official highlight,
and will get no better.
getting the kiddo to watch Narnia instead of The Prince Of Egypt is my official highlight,
and will get no better.
Posted: 28 Mar 2007, 11:20
but tonight is dinner and cunnilingus night!
Posted: 28 Mar 2007, 11:24
When it's dinner during cunnilingus night, you'll highlight by day until then...
Not watching Jesus-toons, wins.
Not watching Jesus-toons, wins.
Posted: 28 Mar 2007, 11:35
lesbian jewbitch!!!!!!
i'm sorry
i love you
i'm sorry
i love you
Posted: 28 Mar 2007, 11:39
Yesterday: Watched Seinfeld on one of those treadmills with the built-in TV, then ate tacos.
Today: Had a Republican-bashing session with my boss. I have feeling something will beat this out for highlight of the day, though, since it's only 12:38pm.
Today: Had a Republican-bashing session with my boss. I have feeling something will beat this out for highlight of the day, though, since it's only 12:38pm.
Posted: 28 Mar 2007, 20:53
I opened two cans of tuna...and both of them had bones in them. I've eaten about 600,000 cans of tuna, and I've NEVER found a bone...2 cans??? 
Posted: 28 Mar 2007, 20:55
Life on the edge, eh Sharpps...