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Posted: 25 Jan 2009, 18:41
by ChickenMug
Posted: 25 Jan 2009, 19:08
by Redundant Retard
Posted: 26 Jan 2009, 12:22
by crotchgrabber
i had some pretty awesome sex for breakfast.
Posted: 26 Jan 2009, 15:39
by ChickenMug
i have a date tonight

Posted: 26 Jan 2009, 16:57
by Ruby Juice
Did you kill your husband?
Posted: 26 Jan 2009, 17:00
by ChickenMug
not yet
he's in dallas till thursday
Posted: 26 Jan 2009, 17:02
by Ruby Juice
I have a slutty aunt in Dallas.
I'm hooking Dave up.
Posted: 26 Jan 2009, 17:04
by ChickenMug
will you please?!
i need a good reason to divorce
Posted: 26 Jan 2009, 17:06
by Ruby Juice
Actually she's a slutty divorce attorney
That's what I meant behind " hook Dave up"

Posted: 26 Jan 2009, 17:11
by ChickenMug
why would you do that to me shains?
i thought we were friends

Posted: 26 Jan 2009, 17:34
by Ruby Juice
Dave and I have something to tell you.
Posted: 26 Jan 2009, 18:52
by ChickenMug
you bitch!
but i love you for it anyways
please take him
you're doing me a favor
Posted: 27 Jan 2009, 04:37
by uncooked meat
Poor Heebs

Posted: 27 Jan 2009, 07:17
by Rado
This fighting is tearing Brett apart! Poor little scamp

Posted: 27 Jan 2009, 10:13
by ChickenMug
i'm so hungover
Posted: 27 Jan 2009, 10:22
by touchy feely
but are you sore?
Posted: 27 Jan 2009, 10:43
by ChickenMug
ask his balls
Posted: 27 Jan 2009, 10:46
by Liingus
now how is he going to do that?
Posted: 27 Jan 2009, 10:50
by touchy feely
ooooh, what was your weapon of choice? elbow? knee? a ric flair style low blow?
Posted: 27 Jan 2009, 10:50
by ChickenMug
i'll ask him then
no
"heather, why would you ask that?"

Posted: 27 Jan 2009, 10:51
by ChickenMug
touchy feely";p="1005811 wrote:ooooh, what was your weapon of choice? elbow? knee? a ric flair style low blow?
vacuum cleaner attachment
Posted: 27 Jan 2009, 10:51
by Liingus
laser beam eye stare?
Posted: 27 Jan 2009, 10:52
by ChickenMug
my mouth

Posted: 27 Jan 2009, 13:29
by mr. arcade
dont give your customers some wrong advice.
Posted: 27 Jan 2009, 14:58
by uncooked meat
Rado";p="1005789 wrote:This fighting is tearing Brett apart! Poor little scamp

Thanks man.
That Heebs seems like a nice bloke, his only downfall must be that he can't cater for Ceebee's insatiable hunger for the cock...
