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Posted: 25 Feb 2009, 14:42
by SHARPPIE
The Rambam";p="1010589 wrote:SHARPPIE";p="1010338 wrote:"Fredacini...linguine...martini...bikini."
That part always reminds me of Peeping Tom lyrics.
I have yet to hear peeping tom....and from that, it sounds like I made the right decision.
Posted: 25 Feb 2009, 15:12
by The Rambam
ChickenMug";p="1010604 wrote:i got laid last night afterall
woohoooo!

I thought you didn't care for sex.
Posted: 25 Feb 2009, 17:00
by Redundant Retard
Shit day in total, but:
1.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BW3gKKiTvjs
2. Won some cash down on the tracks (horse races)
3. Got drunk
4.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BW3gKKiTvjs
Posted: 25 Feb 2009, 17:54
by pi
Posted: 25 Feb 2009, 18:01
by Redundant Retard
You changed into a truck?
Posted: 25 Feb 2009, 18:02
by gel cacepi
pi made me GOL!
Posted: 25 Feb 2009, 18:03
by Redundant Retard
Geek out loud?
Posted: 25 Feb 2009, 18:14
by gel cacepi
Giggle out loud.
Posted: 25 Feb 2009, 18:32
by Redundant Retard
Yeah, he's a funny guy.

Posted: 25 Feb 2009, 19:17
by Busta
Posted: 25 Feb 2009, 19:41
by Busta
Q: Does it ever get windy in Australia? I've never seen it rain on TV. How do your plants grow? (UK)
A: We import all of our plants fully grown and then sit around watching them die.
Q: My wife and I enjoy walking tours. How long will it take us to get from Perth to Sydney on foot? (Canada)
A: How long did it take you to do your last 4,000 kilometre walk? Bring a bottle of water.
Q: Are there any ATMs (cash machines) in Australia? If so, can you send me a list of all of them in Brisbane, Cairns, Townsville and Hervey Bay? (UK)
A: What did your last slave die of?
Q: What is the weather like in Vienna in May? (USA)
A: Aus-tri-a is that quaint little country bordering Ger-man-y.
Q: Are there supermarkets in Sydney, and is milk available year-round? (Germany)
A: No, we are a peaceful nation of vegan hunters and gatherers. Milk is illegal.
Q: Are the rattlesnakes in Melbourne deadly? Do you sell anti-venom at the grocery store? (USA)
A: Rattlesnakes live in A-mer-i-ca, which is where you come from. Australian snakes are perfectly harmless, can be safely handled and make great pets.
Q: Do you celebrate Christmas in Australia? If so, when? (France)
A: Occasionally, and if so than during our Christmas annual leave.
Q: Will I be able to speak English most places I go in Australia? (USA)
A: Yes, but you will have to learn it first.
Posted: 25 Feb 2009, 20:21
by mr. arcade
The Rambam";p="1010649 wrote:ChickenMug";p="1010604 wrote:i got laid last night afterall
woohoooo!

I thought you didn't care for sex.
i bet it wasnt with dave either.
Posted: 25 Feb 2009, 20:29
by gel cacepi
Posted: 25 Feb 2009, 20:36
by ChickenMug
mr. arcade";p="1010807 wrote:The Rambam";p="1010649 wrote:ChickenMug";p="1010604 wrote:i got laid last night afterall
woohoooo!

I thought you didn't care for sex.
i bet it wasnt with dave either.
you are so smart!
Posted: 25 Feb 2009, 20:41
by mr. arcade
Re: highlight of your day?
Posted: 28 Feb 2009, 20:31
by NINFNM
I'm enjoying my FREE Dr. Pepper I got with my coupon thanks to Guns N Roses putting out their album on time.

Thanks Guys!!!!
Re: highlight of your day?
Posted: 28 Feb 2009, 21:43
by Liingus
does dave not know about this website?
a.) how do you keep it a secret when you post from home?
b.) i'm thinking about black mailing you. how much you payin'?
Re: highlight of your day?
Posted: 28 Feb 2009, 22:24
by Mary Hinge
(lingus) wrote:does dave not know about this website?
b.) i'm thinking about black mailing you. how much you payin'?
I'm sure a few licks and a quick knee trembler against the ute would be a good start.
Re: highlight of your day?
Posted: 28 Feb 2009, 23:53
by Liingus
cash only
i got my eye on an audi a5
Re: highlight of your day?
Posted: 01 Mar 2009, 00:00
by Mary Hinge
...and she'll have her forepaws on it in no time

Re: highlight of your day?
Posted: 01 Mar 2009, 00:12
by Liingus
From the weave to the fake eyes
to the fake nails, down to the toes
Ha ha ha ha!We luv deez hoez
Ha ha ha ha!We luv deez hoez
Re: highlight of your day?
Posted: 01 Mar 2009, 07:03
by Spy
driving to the mountains.
Re: highlight of your day?
Posted: 01 Mar 2009, 07:05
by Spy
Total posts 138147 | Total topics 5010 | Total members 1862 | Our newest member Jesus
Re: highlight of your day?
Posted: 01 Mar 2009, 07:58
by Mary Hinge
Spy wrote:Total posts 138147 | Total topics 5010 | Total members 1862 | Our newest member Jesus
Cue the fake account tsunami...
Re: highlight of your day?
Posted: 01 Mar 2009, 11:32
by ChickenMug
first of all....
second, i just PMd you some nudies, blingus
thanks for keeping yer yap shut