Faith No More's Return Official

[Mr John]

Still no US tour then?



(secret )

[Hitman]

[Rolling Rock Volante]

Still no US tour then?



(secret )

Yeah...Looks like April/May

[Mr John]

No, that's Imperial Teen.

[Rolling Rock Volante]

No, that's Imperial Teen.

Sorry dude. Don't care how much you wish it was not going to happen, but it is.

[Grotocult]

I wonder what size venues...I guess in NYC it will the Irving Plaza.

[Mr John]

No, that's Imperial Teen.

Sorry dude. Don't care how much you wish it was not going to happen, but it is.

Presumptuous.
Dull.
Fucking stupid.
No sense of humour.
Bored analysing you now.

If you can't tell when I'm teasing a handful of unimportant, average, US citizens, over basic inevitablilities such as a fucking 1990s, cult, over the-hill, average metal band, reforming and the "burning question ohh-aah fucking mystery" of whether they are touring in their home country, playing the same contrived setlist tricks, over and over, that have been around the world already, recorded for your bemusement by their blindly loyal fucktard fans, who having splurged cash on their output over 12 years ago, return to lick up the vomit that they left behind, by recording them now in their bloated and medicore non-glory, uploading uncompressed/unedited shitcake quality videos onto "retard central" aka YouTube, then kill yourself for failing to get the joke. You dumb cunt.

Go and see them, go with high hopes, kid yourself afterwards that you weren't disappointed. Twit yourself some over-exaggerated trivia to your fellow goons on how "great" they were and how it was "awesome" to meet a bunch of post-teenage non-entities from the Internet at that gig you spent your money on, travelled to, queued outside, took pointless memorabilia from, blowing your tepid funds, in spite of debts you've never bothered to resolve, or instead of a stable and sensible purchase of something that provides some longevity, all because your belief system incorporates "being at an event" to be some sort of accreditted significance to everyone else in the Universe that you think you are better than, because "I was there" is some kind of trophy amongst your mongo tribe.

Die. Die on the way to a Faith No More gig, so we can explain to your peers how irony works. We won't lose a cancer cure when your brains splatter the Earth. Fuck off and don't ever post near me again.


Mr John Disclaimer:
Upset? Offended? Hurt or touched by any of the above? Rant about it on a microcosmically racist level at http://www.worldface.co.uk where you can hide behind, not just an avatar of your designation, but an entire nation which may or may not have any bearing on your actual existance whatsoever. You fucking sucker.

[Rolling Rock Volante]

I wonder what size venues...I guess in NYC it will the Irving Plaza.

Don't know, don't care, CAN'T WAIT

[Rolling Rock Volante]

No, that's Imperial Teen.

Sorry dude. Don't care how much you wish it was not going to happen, but it is.

Presumptuous.
Dull.
Fucking stupid.
No sense of humour.
Bored analysing you now.

If you can't tell when I'm teasing a handful of unimportant, average, US citizens, over basic inevitablilities such as a fucking 1990s, cult, over the-hill, average metal band, reforming and the "burning question ohh-aah fucking mystery" of whether they are touring in their home country, playing the same contrived setlist tricks, over and over, that have been around the world already, recorded for your bemusement by their blindly loyal fucktard fans, who having splurged cash on their output over 12 years ago, return to lick up the vomit that they left behind, by recording them now in their bloated and medicore non-glory, uploading uncompressed/unedited shitcake quality videos onto "retard central" aka YouTube, then kill yourself for failing to get the joke. You dumb cunt.

Go and see them, go with high hopes, kid yourself afterwards that you weren't disappointed. Twit yourself some over-exaggerated trivia to your fellow goons on how "great" they were and how it was "awesome" to meet a bunch of post-teenage non-entities from the Internet at that gig you spent your money on, travelled to, queued outside, took pointless memorabilia from, blowing your tepid funds, in spite of debts you've never bothered to resolve, or instead of a stable and sensible purchase of something that provides some longevity, all because your belief system incorporates "being at an event" to be some sort of accreditted significance to everyone else in the Universe that you think you are better than, because "I was there" is some kind of trophy amongst your mongo tribe.

Die. Die on the way to a Faith No More gig, so we can explain to your peers how irony works. We won't lose a cancer cure when your brains splatter the Earth. Fuck off and don't ever post near me again.


Mr John Disclaimer:
Upset? Offended? Hurt or touched by any of the above? Rant about it on a microcosmically racist level at http://www.worldface.co.uk where you can hide behind, not just an avatar of your designation, but an entire nation which may or may not have any bearing on your actual existance whatsoever. You fucking sucker.

I guess you forgot that you ARE the joke, yet you are NOT funny. Kind of a suicidal dilemma to be in huh!?

[Grotocult]

At least Limp Bizkit are recording a new album

[clitty litter]

I never spend no time in this dum fukin thread but...



i would mosh them fukrz bloody if i was there

[Rolling Rock Volante]

@pablore Whattya want? FNMs on hiatus. Rehearsing in early Feb for Aus/NZ & the Mystery Leg that follows. Yeah. You heard me

- http://www.fnm.com/twitter-roddy.shtml

[Rolling Rock Volante]

“Hi Kids.

First of all, yeah, we know we’ve had this mailing list for awhile now; to be exact, we’ve been collecting your names since May! Nevertheless, we’ve been hard at work: two tours of Europe and one of South America. Plus, we’ve tried to keep this whole endeavor as honest as possible; we haven’t employed any so-called “street teams” for viral marketing on forums, etc, and we’ve done our utmost to try to stick to the no-interviews policy, in order to keep the focus centered around the shows and the music.

However, although we’ve been relatively quiet on a media level, that is not to say that we haven’t appreciated the 1000% percent support we’ve received from our fans. Truly, these shows have exceeded our expectations, and a big part of it has come from the amazing energy of the audience. It’s been a real shot in the arm, and made this worthwhile for all of us. We honestly had no idea what was going to happen when we got into this, and are humbly overwhelmed by your attention and praise and good will.

So, here’s a big THANK YOU for 2009, and a wish that 2010 is a productive, prosperous and happy one for all of you!!

Cheers,

FAITH NO MORE

PS. NEW PHOTOS of LEG 3: SOUTH AMERICA are now posted on the fnm.com site!!

PSS. STAY TUNED FOR US DATES! “

-FNM

[Mr John]

Pfft, everyone already knows this came from a fake FNM Facebook page, run by a leper.

[W Axl Rose]

At least Limp Bizkit are recording a new album

They could play Hammerstein.

[Rolling Rock Volante]

Pfft, everyone already knows this came from a fake FNM Facebook page, run by a leper.

I don't know what you are smoking, but you should REALLY start investing in the GOOD shit.

[Mr John]

[Rolling Rock Volante]

There goes john flyin' flags now.

[Mr John]

I'm too stupid to get this.

[Rolling Rock Volante]

I'm too uninspired by Mr. John's douchebaggery to acknowlodge the giant hemp trees.

[Mr John]

I'm too uninspired by Mr. John's douchebaggery to acknowlodge the giant hemp trees.

[Rolling Rock Volante]

Ready for some US dates.

[Mr John]

Oh you.
Come on, I was only teasing. Enjoy your FNM. Aboot fecking time you guys got your shows!

[Rolling Rock Volante]

It has been awhile. So far only Coachella. Hoping for a more intimate tour. FNM with guest or FNM.

[Mr John]

Oh you'll get a decent tour, I'm sure. It's envitab...
invetibba...
inevevitabl...

Likely.