bbs.bunglefever.com

leaving work before the new store manager got there. I figured I'll let everyone who stayed til 7am to meet him let me know what they think of him before I meet him.
I just know his name is KEITH RICHARDSon damn

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5s8CqW00jiA

puppy wrote:

That is awesome

yesterday:

My cuz was showing me around parts of Miami and he took me up this fancy street to show me some celebrity houses. Showed me a house used in Scarface and we passed Madonna's old house but then we come up to Sylvester Stallone's old house and there are trailers everywhere and a security guard, so we pull over and ask him what's going on?

He said they're making a porn. Must be some high class porn to be made in a 10 million plus house.

So many to choose from:

The toasted sandwich with Pepperidge Farm 9 Grain bread, smoked cheddar, lettuce, tomato, cucumber and a combination of Stubb's Smokey Mesquite BBQ sauce, deluxe soy sauce and parmesan crumbles that I ate which made me think I should open a vegetarian sandwich chain called V.

Talking to my friend from England on the phone.

Getting high and masturbating to Russian fem-dom porn.

Going to a former student's death metal show, meeting a girl who's written me on facebook and buying CDs by Splattered Mermaids, Gorgasm, Composted (Sexual Transmission: Simplex Slam) and Screaming Afterbirth/Methadone Abortion Clinic.

Getting a free shelf from my neighbour who's moving to Portland.

Actually writing and sending out the blurb to the next event for the gender colloquium I co-organize.

Receiving the news that I am getting $1000 summer funding, woo-hoo!

Listening to Helmet on the subway.

Getting a personalized email from my German teacher with the homework in it and feel better and thanks for telling her about the Toni Morrison event which she enjoyed immensely.

Not bad for a day I took off and stayed home because sick as a dog (from a week of drinking).

discovered a dead Little Penguin.

Mary Hinge wrote:discovered a dead Little Penguin.

oh crap.

wrong thread!

Penguins are awesome, but they stink.

Thunder Bear wrote:

Penguins are awesome, but they stink.

no they don't.

*fights Toby to the death*

I used the word "awesome" first.

And they probably think we stink as well.

Thunder Bear wrote:I used the word "awesome" first.

And they probably think we stink as well.

we do.

this couldn't get any wrongerer.



POLISH PENIS TRAIN (surprisingly, safe for work)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pHk2HSzXry0

ouch

Assignment extensions because of flooded university.

SHARPPIE wrote:this couldn't get any wrongerer.



POLISH PENIS TRAIN (surprisingly, safe for work)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pHk2HSzXry0

safe for work yes , if you happen to work on the polish peinis train . i think casey jones would have been perfect for the background music but i enjoyed the bohemian flatulence rhapsody just as well . if i have nightamres about that thing you will be getting an angry pm .

my new youtube video / revenge for christians ppt video trauma:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ylxZRlYtVdI

my real highlight is that gomti made me some "aunt bessie" stlye ribs with fries cole slaw corn on the cobb an a bisquit . plus i am drinkin like there is no tommorow and gonna take like 5 sleeping pills and some muscle relaxers and make popeye faces in bed !

i think i have a $20.00 check waiting for me. hey $20.00 is $20.00.

spending the day with 'my' Eastern-Barred Bandicoot


Traffic warden didn't fine me.

i've got a mini cabin in a local state park for the next two nights

supplies:
1/4oz psychedelic mushrooms
small bag of weed, may be getting better weed
beer
eggs
bread
milk
bacon
lunch meats
laptop
stereo equip
entire cd collection
flashlight
zippo
knife
chainsaw

no lube, no credibility

Friday.

touchy feely wrote:no lube, no credibility

read my mind

Real Men Don't Need Lube

If you can't get your lady ready for you......you should stop having sex cuz you're not doing it right.