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Posted: **17 May 2007, 19:04**

Vigorous sex first thing in the morning.

Posted: **17 May 2007, 22:28**

Who's going to top that? I'm not giving out my highlight now.

Posted: **17 May 2007, 23:20**

Come on, Brenda... Vigorous sex isn't everything. It's not even the true meaning of Christmas.

Hit us with the happiness. As long as it doesn't involve a shirtless, gaseous brother-in-law.

Posted: **18 May 2007, 04:13**

Vigorous sex first thing in the morning is pretty hard to top. I wish I'd posted that.

Posted: **18 May 2007, 05:45**

Space Mongoloids!!!";p="877515 wrote:Come on, Brenda... Vigorous sex isn't everything. It's not even the true meaning of Christmas.

Hit us with the happiness. As long as it doesn't involve a shirtless...

I thought you might of been talking about me up until the

Space Mongoloids!!!";p="877515 wrote:gaseous brother-in-law.

I don't even know what gaseous means

Posted: **18 May 2007, 05:55**

stupid bank gave me a credit card.

bwahahhah!

Posted: **18 May 2007, 08:03**

Space Mongoloids!!!";p="877515 wrote:Come on, Brenda... Vigorous sex isn't everything. It's not even the true meaning of Christmas.

Hit us with the happiness. As long as it doesn't involve a shirtless, gaseous brother-in-law.

There has been a sort of theme to my lowlights. Whenever I am about to report my lowlight, it never fails that he'll walk through. And "They got my order wrong at jack in the box" or "I watched a crow die" will get overridden by that sight.

It's a new day so yesterday's doesn't count anymore. I'll try to have a great highlight. Although, I doubt it will be vigorous sex.

Posted: **18 May 2007, 08:15**

Fixing my car is going to cost 628 dollars less than I thought yesterday!

This doesn't win.

Fuck you and your having sex, Ben.
I should add "has never had sex after 3am" to my lowlights, no?

Posted: **18 May 2007, 08:24**

Posted: **18 May 2007, 08:31**

Or maybe just paying for birth control that I haven't needed for almost a year??
Does THAT work.

Posted: **18 May 2007, 08:33**

i would call that anticipatory fanciness

Posted: **18 May 2007, 08:35**

Meh
The second I get off of it
The opportunity for sex comes up.
I was just born to trap people into fatherhood...

cause I sure as hell don't want no critters emerging from my cave of wonders.

Posted: **18 May 2007, 08:37**

yer crevasse d'amour?

you should put a sign on yer ho-ho
"not an exit"

Posted: **18 May 2007, 08:40**

Ass babies?

Posted: **18 May 2007, 08:43**

next you'll tell me you can get pregnant
through the bellybutton

......please don't......

Posted: **18 May 2007, 09:06**

I hope not
That guy I lost my virginity too totally mistook my bellybutton for some kind of cum-receptacle.

Posted: **18 May 2007, 09:07**

what an moron!
everyone knows that's what yer hair is for!

Posted: **18 May 2007, 09:08**

Yeah!
I least I wash my hair!

Posted: **18 May 2007, 09:10**

the ultimate in intimacy is letting a guy
squirt it behind/in yer ears

Posted: **18 May 2007, 15:58**

why is this great-grandma taking pictures of himself?

Posted: **18 May 2007, 16:28**

Oh my god. saw one of the nelson twins here.

puto, you know who im talkin about.

haha.

Posted: **18 May 2007, 16:34**

ha.....haaaaaaaaaaa!

did he check out the bible?

Posted: **18 May 2007, 16:38**

almost, well i can tell you that, he has short hair, now a pastor at some hospital.

Posted: **18 May 2007, 16:43**

Posted: **18 May 2007, 18:44**

haha just had a patron looking like carlos mencia.

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