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Re: highlight of your day?
Posted: 08 Jul 2009, 14:52
by Mobiesque
After I got out of work I caught a tram home. It's only 5 stops home and down hill; it's about a 12 min stumble too far by the time I get out of there anywhere between 11pm and midnight and can no longer utter the phrase "would you mind holding a moment?". Got off the tram, and as typical even when traffic is non existent and the lights rotate from red to green every 30 seconds, some cunts decided to actually stop (from a fairly high speed) at about where my person was. I gave my token 'evil stare' for those of their ilk into the vicinity of their windscreen, and as I landed on the curb that was the focus of what became my 10 second ordeal, I saw the driver's [who I assume, girlfriend] smile and flip me off. A fitting end to a day full of Natalie Imbroglio .
Re: highlight of your day?
Posted: 08 Jul 2009, 16:41
by Mary Hinge
another "I feel two kilos lighter!" foot long

Re: highlight of your day?
Posted: 08 Jul 2009, 16:44
by crotchgrabber
pix plz k thx
Re: highlight of your day?
Posted: 08 Jul 2009, 17:06
by puppy
i just felt the need to show y'all the kind of crap CDs that get entered into my inventory every day

Re: highlight of your day?
Posted: 08 Jul 2009, 19:33
by Busta
uncooked meat wrote:Passed uni. I think I'll finally fucking graduate...
Awesome job, Brett!

Hopefully I'll be able to say the same at the end of the year....
Re: highlight of your day?
Posted: 08 Jul 2009, 19:36
by Miss Yvonne
NgratilatipnsCONgratulations, Brad!
And
Re: highlight of your day?
Posted: 08 Jul 2009, 22:29
by Rick Cave
I didn't spit in my boss' face.
I even enjoyed our conversation.

Re: highlight of your day?
Posted: 09 Jul 2009, 14:16
by NINFNM
I just got a call on my cell phone...
it was a political ad telling me about how California is in the shitter (REALLY???) and that Congressman Duncun Hunter is MISSING IN ACTION...and that I need to call his office to get him to step up and help california.
then they hung up....BUT NEVER GAVE ME THE PHONE NUMBER TO CALL DUNCUN HUNTER!!!

What the fuck they suck at getting people to do anything if they're not gonna atleast give a number to call.

and yes it's said that THIS is my highlight for the day...so far
Re: highlight of your day?
Posted: 09 Jul 2009, 18:33
by Ruby Juice
I just started my first period in a year...
Soooo.... I'm not pregnant!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Good times...
Re: highlight of your day?
Posted: 09 Jul 2009, 21:33
by Liingus
someone's wearing panties
finally
Re: highlight of your day?
Posted: 09 Jul 2009, 21:39
by pi
new bench press personal record

Re: highlight of your day?
Posted: 09 Jul 2009, 21:52
by Liingus
a porsche?
Re: highlight of your day?
Posted: 09 Jul 2009, 22:42
by pi
275 x 7
Re: highlight of your day?
Posted: 10 Jul 2009, 02:03
by NINFNM
Ruby Juice wrote:I just started my first period in a year...
Soooo.... I'm not pregnant!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Good times...

WOW where do i sign up for this??? i wish i got my period once in awhile
Re: highlight of your day?
Posted: 10 Jul 2009, 09:04
by Liingus
drink alot of gin and take a handful barbiturates, everyday
Re: highlight of your day?
Posted: 10 Jul 2009, 12:48
by NINFNM
ok sounds like a plan
Re: highlight of your day?
Posted: 10 Jul 2009, 12:52
by ChickenMug
NINFNM wrote:Ruby Juice wrote:I just started my first period in a year...
Soooo.... I'm not pregnant!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Good times...

WOW where do i sign up for this??? i wish i got my period once in awhile
what kinda BC are y'all on that you don't?!
Re: highlight of your day?
Posted: 10 Jul 2009, 13:07
by NINFNM
Re: highlight of your day?
Posted: 10 Jul 2009, 13:10
by ChickenMug
think of all the money you're saving!
and you still don't get periods?
nice
Re: highlight of your day?
Posted: 10 Jul 2009, 14:08
by NINFNM
ChickenMug wrote:think of all the money you're saving!
and you still don't get periods?
nice
oh no i do get my period once a month...that's why i wanted to sign up for shaina's plan of getting one just once in ahwile......i must have typed that wrong
if we had to use condoms...i'd make him buy them...if he wants some he's gonna pay for it one way or another

Re: highlight of your day?
Posted: 10 Jul 2009, 14:37
by Liingus
i bet he does
Re: highlight of your day?
Posted: 10 Jul 2009, 14:41
by NINFNM
(lingus) wrote:i bet he does
right now he doesn't pay for shit.
but he'll be out of debt by august...so now HE can pay for everything for the next 4 fucking years

Re: highlight of your day?
Posted: 10 Jul 2009, 14:48
by mr. arcade
how is he paying for beer?
Re: highlight of your day?
Posted: 10 Jul 2009, 15:05
by SHARPPIE
so, what you're saying is he's gonna dump you in august?
Re: highlight of your day?
Posted: 10 Jul 2009, 15:47
by pi
two highlights:
1. almost started a fire in the toaster oven the coffee room. there was lots of smoke.
2. i will thoroughly enjoy the nap i'll be taking after i get home from work.