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Re: highlight of your day?
Posted: 13 Jul 2009, 21:44
by Dress Barn
Re: highlight of your day?
Posted: 13 Jul 2009, 22:28
by puppy
Re: highlight of your day?
Posted: 13 Jul 2009, 22:37
by Dress Barn
Flyer looks sweet puppy
are you doing more 3-D work?
Re: highlight of your day?
Posted: 13 Jul 2009, 23:28
by pi
took 4 shits in a single day
Re: highlight of your day?
Posted: 13 Jul 2009, 23:39
by crotchgrabber
pi wrote:took 4 shits in a single day
if that's an anomaly, then i don't believe that veiny picture was really you. if i go for a walk, or maybe do some sit ups, i have to poop right away.
Re: highlight of your day?
Posted: 13 Jul 2009, 23:43
by pi
i'm on a bulking diet. 6 meals a day, sometimes with 4k+ calories in a day. i had around 8000 in the last 2 days. such a large calorie surplus (i'm not too active outside of exercising) leads to 2 or more shits a day.

Re: highlight of your day?
Posted: 13 Jul 2009, 23:45
by crotchgrabber
seriously, i have the metabolism of a hummingbird. i put down between three and six thousand calories a day.
i weigh 135.
i poop a lot.
any beefcake suggestions for a skrawny fuck like me? you're all gigantor and shit.
Re: highlight of your day?
Posted: 13 Jul 2009, 23:52
by pi
well if you're skinny and you want to gain healthy weight, you have to do 4 things:
1. you need to eat more, ideally in 5 or 6 equally-sized meals throughout the day, with lots of protein (1g/lb or more) and healthy carbs.
2. you have to do some heavy and smart lifting so that you don't plateau.
3. you must get enough rest.
4. you must minimize the amount of stress/anxiety/etc in your life.
it's a lifestyle change
Re: highlight of your day?
Posted: 14 Jul 2009, 00:21
by crotchgrabber
current lifestyle:
1-piles of tequilla.
2-piles of beer. piles and piles of beer.
3-on occasional woman with loose morals, and daddy issues.
4-race track food. free tri-tip sandwiches are uber healthy. oh yeah.
5-just biding my time for some sexy little tramp (no offense) from batton rouge to come and rape me, all sexy like. (or tobe)
Re: highlight of your day?
Posted: 14 Jul 2009, 00:46
by Liingus
you're going to send pi into shock
Re: highlight of your day?
Posted: 14 Jul 2009, 09:04
by pi
Re: highlight of your day?
Posted: 14 Jul 2009, 10:47
by ChickenMug
#5 made my panties fill with
a tapioca like substance!

Re: highlight of your day?
Posted: 14 Jul 2009, 13:03
by Miss Yvonne
deciding things/making good on threats.
Re: highlight of your day?
Posted: 14 Jul 2009, 14:10
by crotchgrabber
ChickenMug wrote:#5 made my panties fill with
a tapioca like substance!

Let's play kiss and tell - w4m - 28 (Baton Rouge)
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Date: 2009-07-14, 1:58PM CDT
I am really happy to be single and carefree again and I am going to really enjoy myself. If you are looking for your own private hot nympho then look no further you have found her. I like a man who knows how to treat his woman and make her feel really desired. When it comes to sex I want as much as possible! This girl needs a horny man. Let's get together and discuss our fantasies.
Location: Baton Rouge
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Re: highlight of your day?
Posted: 14 Jul 2009, 14:53
by ChickenMug
i'm not 28

Re: highlight of your day?
Posted: 14 Jul 2009, 14:59
by The Rambam
I would've guessed as low as 29, myself.
Re: highlight of your day?
Posted: 14 Jul 2009, 15:08
by SHARPPIE
43?
Re: highlight of your day?
Posted: 14 Jul 2009, 15:12
by crotchgrabber
36
24
36
?
Re: highlight of your day?
Posted: 14 Jul 2009, 15:43
by ChickenMug
maybe 1 of those

Re: highlight of your day?
Posted: 14 Jul 2009, 15:46
by uncooked meat
I know the CeeBee is younger than me. She be of the spritely mid-20s I believe...
Re: highlight of your day?
Posted: 14 Jul 2009, 17:04
by touchy feely
young enough to still work at a drive-thru
Drive Thru Girl whos boob was out - m4w (Apple valley)
Reply to:
pers-8ncdw-1269481381@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]
Date: 2009-07-14, 11:38AM CDT
I was working last night and you came through the drive thru with your boob hanging out. I would like to talk to you. I'll know who you are if you send me a message and tell me the the fast food name you came through.
Re: highlight of your day?
Posted: 14 Jul 2009, 20:36
by ChickenMug
that's the way i roll
Re: highlight of your day?
Posted: 14 Jul 2009, 20:49
by Busta
uncooked meat wrote:I know the CeeBee is younger than me. She be of the spritely mid-20s I believe...
I can't remember, but are we teh same age?
I hope so..
That would make us Age-Brothers, which is a strong bond
Cheers
Mycka
Re: highlight of your day?
Posted: 14 Jul 2009, 20:56
by Busta
Just sent in my proposal to the Government to change our currency from the "Dollar" to the "Donk"
Rolls off the tongue...
"Great Aussie Donk"
"Kiribati Donk"
"100 dinks make a donk"
"5 dongs make a donk"
"donk"
etc
Re: highlight of your day?
Posted: 14 Jul 2009, 22:13
by pi
ordered another piano score today
