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Re: highlight of your day?
Posted: 27 Aug 2009, 15:12
by mr. arcade
pics or it never happened.
Re: highlight of your day?
Posted: 27 Aug 2009, 18:40
by pi
i met a pretty lady today

but i think i gave her the wrong impression that i'm gay
i know what's coming next from you shÂitbags
Re: highlight of your day?
Posted: 27 Aug 2009, 18:42
by touchy feely
you werent flexing enough?
more veins = more women
Re: highlight of your day?
Posted: 28 Aug 2009, 01:17
by NINFNM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v9aa6BYK0gc

thank god they keep cutting away to the chicks in bathing suits

Re: highlight of your day?
Posted: 28 Aug 2009, 06:41
by Liingus
pi wrote:i met a pretty lady today

but i think i gave her the wrong impression that i'm gay
i know what's coming next from you shÂitbags
take her to meet your mom
she'll clear things up for the young lady
Re: highlight of your day?
Posted: 28 Aug 2009, 08:58
by clitty litter
pi wrote:i'm gay
it's all good mane you was born that way aint nothin u can do but cut off your dick and feed it to the dogs
Re: highlight of your day?
Posted: 28 Aug 2009, 11:09
by pi
i've never sweated so much in one night in bed

Re: highlight of your day?
Posted: 28 Aug 2009, 11:26
by mr. arcade
are you sure thats sweat?
Re: highlight of your day?
Posted: 28 Aug 2009, 12:56
by ChickenMug
job interview went really well
will find out later today if i got the okay from the director
although he told me he wants me to start oct 1
just some politics
dementia research here i come!

Re: highlight of your day?
Posted: 28 Aug 2009, 13:19
by touchy feely
ChickenMug wrote:job interview went really well
will find out later today if i got the okay from the director
although he told me he wants me to start oct 1
just some politics
dementia research here i come!

i hope you used protection
Re: highlight of your day?
Posted: 28 Aug 2009, 13:21
by touchy feely
current drudge headline:
BILL WOULD GIVE OBAMA 'EMERGENCY' CONTROL OF INTERNET
to steal a david cross joke, that's like saying 'bill would give obama emergency control of jealousy'
Re: highlight of your day?
Posted: 28 Aug 2009, 23:16
by PattonBordin
STILL at work!, AND another marathon weekend at work!...w00t!
Re: highlight of your day?
Posted: 28 Aug 2009, 23:17
by PattonBordin
Re: highlight of your day?
Posted: 29 Aug 2009, 10:24
by Liingus
going camping in the appalachians
Re: highlight of your day?
Posted: 29 Aug 2009, 10:47
by crotchgrabber
(lingus) wrote:going camping in the appalachians
isn't that politician speak for "gonna go fuck my brazilian mistress"???
Re: highlight of your day?
Posted: 29 Aug 2009, 11:20
by Liingus
i'm not sure
my connections with this place have tarnished my chances of a political career
Re: highlight of your day?
Posted: 29 Aug 2009, 13:55
by ChickenMug
motherfucking MELVINS tonight
Re: highlight of your day?
Posted: 29 Aug 2009, 14:09
by NINFNM
NEW WASHER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
AND NEW DRYER IN A COUPLE DAYS!!!!!!!
Finally getting rid of the 20+ old ones my grandpa bought my grandma after winning the lottery (they just won $3400)...but the washer&dryer he got her was TOP OF THE LINE back in the day

Re: highlight of your day?
Posted: 29 Aug 2009, 14:14
by mr. arcade
this reminds of a simpsons episode.

Re: highlight of your day?
Posted: 29 Aug 2009, 17:41
by pi
lost my debit card last night!
Re: highlight of your day?
Posted: 29 Aug 2009, 19:53
by Exactly13yearsofage
Bitchslapped a politician last night.
Re: highlight of your day?
Posted: 29 Aug 2009, 23:46
by puppy
i saw Sharppie's roommate on tv!
it was kinda cool!
Re: highlight of your day?
Posted: 30 Aug 2009, 00:56
by NINFNM
puppy wrote:i saw Sharppie's roommate on tv!
it was kinda cool!
was his roommate on COPS?????

Re: highlight of your day?
Posted: 30 Aug 2009, 01:26
by puppy
Flightplan
he looked at Jodie Foster like "yeah lady, you're nuts" and exited the plane.
Re: highlight of your day?
Posted: 30 Aug 2009, 05:58
by nasio
finally got my hands on that sweet chick
..melting in her presence
thank u alice