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I just found out that Jeff and Jordan are going to be on The Amazing Race next season.
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crotchgrabber wrote:guys probably gonna throw some dead dear and spicy sperm on there too.
funny you mention the former
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watched david bowie in The Man Who Fell To Earth.....just as i started watching it here comes my mom to start BUGGING & ASKING 100 QUESTIONS

mom: "What is he?"
me"An alien"

mom: "what kind of movie is this? it's weird."
me: "I DON'T KNOW. stop asking me question about it"

mom: *sees sex scenes* "What the hell????????" :eek:
me: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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parents just don't understand
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:doubt:
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NINFNM wrote:watched david bowie in The Man Who Fell To Earth.....just as i started watching it here comes my mom to start BUGGING & ASKING 100 QUESTIONS

mom: "What is he?"
me"An alien"

mom: "what kind of movie is this? it's weird."
me: "I DON'T KNOW. stop asking me question about it"

mom: *sees sex scenes* "What the hell????????" :eek:
me: :lol: :lol: :lol:

what were the other 97?
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they were just as stupid as the first 3 ...and I don't remember them
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weeelll, technically the 3rd isnt a question.
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no she said it like a question...hense the ???????'s
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i'll give you half a point
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:( oh ok
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Taco Bell, twice today...
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sending off applications
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stripperm(0)(o)m wrote:Taco Bell, twice today...
:shock: I had Taco Bell for dinner yesterday. Cripsy Potato Soft Tacos w/o the sauce :love:
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stripperm(0)(o)m wrote:Taco Bell, twice today...
tonight's lowlight
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so...I've been running around on a suspended driver's license for years because of 2 unpaid tickets...about 8 years. I finally got popped a bit ago. this time I decided it might be in my best interest to take care of it, cause fuck goin to jail. they agreed to pretty much drop all the charges if I just get my license back.

it was literally 3 days trying to get through on the phone to an actual person at the court, but I eventually did. the girl had almost as little information about me or the tickets as I did. after saying "I don't know" about 100 times she tells me to request an "abstract waiver" and give them a $10 check for the processing fee. I just called the dmv...no holds on the license...I just have to pay the renewal fee.

HA! fuck you, mom! it DOES pay to procrastinate.
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weird!, i went to the dmv yesterday to renew my license, 2.5hrs in line, got a number!!, 40 more min waiting, my turn, then the chikk says i have a failure to appear from 2004! What the fuck!??....so they purged it.
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california! fuck yeah!
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where criminals run wild
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well, I am white looking.

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Dude! New kitchen nightmare on bbc!
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look at him try to change the subject.
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it's a sign of guilt!
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