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Re: highlight of your day?
Posted: 14 Dec 2009, 05:27
by Hitman
uncooked meat wrote:
You live for this, yeah? Pretty much the whole year is one big lead up to this event...

Re: highlight of your day?
Posted: 14 Dec 2009, 05:28
by Mary Hinge
yeah...I can't see why...
Re: highlight of your day?
Posted: 14 Dec 2009, 06:35
by General Tso s Chicken
i youtubed the DIY bottle neck slide , there are a few ways to cut the bottles . i think the goldschlaggen bottle i got will be the best candidate .
you can use a hacksaw or file to score the glass , then hit it with a hammer and it might break right .
you cans score it with a file or saw , then put the bottle in a 450 degree oven for 20 minutes . put some gloves on and submerge the bottle into a bucket of ice water , it shatters . (garbage picked a nice blue bucket today , no shit !)
or get some twine , like old world hempish thick ass twine , soak that in kerosene , tie it around where you want the cut and light it . when it goes out you dunk it in the ice water . i dont have any of this twine , so i am a lil bit miffed .
i think i will score it , heat it up to 250 , do the flaming twine , then submerge it , and hammer it from there .
with all of these you have to round them off so they aren't sharp as fuck , so i may try some grind stones i have on my home made hobby grinder to smooth it out a lil bit . i cherish my garbage picked sandpapers too much to run them around on some sharp ass glass .
when i do this we will be taken some pictures . this is some low rent science gwoin on up in here .
i have never , ever used safety goggles but i might , and also some sort of asbestos cape as well .
yes i realize that glass slides are only a few dollars at the store , but when you made the amp , made the guitar , and all those parts are garbage picked you cant really just run out and buy a slide .
Re: highlight of your day?
Posted: 14 Dec 2009, 07:26
by uncooked meat
Re: highlight of your day?
Posted: 14 Dec 2009, 07:43
by Mary Hinge
Re: highlight of your day?
Posted: 14 Dec 2009, 07:47
by uncooked meat
Re: highlight of your day?
Posted: 14 Dec 2009, 08:08
by touchy feely
clock man > gingerbread cookie man
Re: highlight of your day?
Posted: 14 Dec 2009, 12:37
by ChickenMug
uncooked meat wrote:
but why isnt your mouth open?
Re: highlight of your day?
Posted: 14 Dec 2009, 18:31
by crotchgrabber
free horchata!!!
Re: highlight of your day?
Posted: 15 Dec 2009, 17:37
by Rick Cave
Re: highlight of your day?
Posted: 15 Dec 2009, 17:39
by crotchgrabber
heh!
Re: highlight of your day?
Posted: 16 Dec 2009, 03:29
by Mary Hinge
today's highlight - first day on the job
today's lowlight; the unflattering hand-me down uniform - but they ain't getting it back.

Re: highlight of your day?
Posted: 16 Dec 2009, 10:40
by ChickenMug
my wife is SOOOOOOOOO swexy AND smexy!

Re: highlight of your day?
Posted: 16 Dec 2009, 10:41
by ChickenMug
Re: highlight of your day?
Posted: 16 Dec 2009, 11:47
by PattonBordin
office xmas party cancelled!
Re: highlight of your day?
Posted: 16 Dec 2009, 12:00
by ChickenMug
our facility-wide party is tomorrow
should be interesting
a bunch of asians standing around looking awkward

Re: highlight of your day?
Posted: 17 Dec 2009, 02:39
by uncooked meat
Re: highlight of your day?
Posted: 17 Dec 2009, 08:59
by Dress Barn
Carving new sculptures for Dirty 11
Re: highlight of your day?
Posted: 17 Dec 2009, 12:53
by NINFNM
PattonBordin wrote:office xmas party cancelled!

we haven't had a xmas party at my work in years.
Re: highlight of your day?
Posted: 17 Dec 2009, 12:54
by NINFNM
Mary Hinge wrote:today's highlight - first day on the job
today's lowlight; the unflattering hand-me down uniform - but they ain't getting it back.


What the fuck?!? hand-me down uniform....what they don't think you're gonna last at that job or what??? Better tell those fuckers they better be ordering your spanking new uniform with a 24kt gold name tag!!

Re: highlight of your day?
Posted: 17 Dec 2009, 13:05
by PattonBordin
NINFNM wrote:PattonBordin wrote:office xmas party cancelled!

we haven't had a xmas party at my work in years.
fukk dem Jews!
Re: highlight of your day?
Posted: 17 Dec 2009, 13:11
by NINFNM
PattonBordin wrote:NINFNM wrote:PattonBordin wrote:office xmas party cancelled!

we haven't had a xmas party at my work in years.
fukk dem Jews!
yeah I'm starting to think Target is run by Jews. I had 3 endcaps of Hanukkah shit this year.
How many different types of Menorahs and Dreidels do we need to sell?
I hate Christmas too

Re: highlight of your day?
Posted: 17 Dec 2009, 13:20
by PattonBordin
starting?....i thought u knew Target was run by jews
Re: highlight of your day?
Posted: 17 Dec 2009, 13:21
by The Rambam
Sheeeit, every company ever is run by Jews.
Re: highlight of your day?
Posted: 17 Dec 2009, 13:26
by NINFNM
PattonBordin wrote:starting?....i thought u knew Target was run by jews
they hide that fact they're jewish. You know by having the store closed on Easter ...faking people out.