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Re: highlight of your day?

Posted: 17 Dec 2009, 13:37
by SHARPPIE
except they were calling it Passover.

Re: highlight of your day?

Posted: 17 Dec 2009, 15:55
by mr. arcade
racist

Re: highlight of your day?

Posted: 17 Dec 2009, 18:09
by The Rambam
Judaism isn't a race.

Re: highlight of your day?

Posted: 18 Dec 2009, 11:22
by crotchgrabber
my company christmas party is tonight as well.
no jews.
only one asian.

Re: highlight of your day?

Posted: 18 Dec 2009, 11:36
by The Rambam
Lionel Richie performed at my company's Christmas Party this past Monday.

Re: highlight of your day?

Posted: 18 Dec 2009, 11:38
by Liingus
that's awesome. i love model trains

Re: highlight of your day?

Posted: 18 Dec 2009, 13:17
by ChickenMug
after our antics last night
i think next years company party will be cancelled

we got WRONG

i can't even TELL you how stupid this party got
y'all would never believe me
bunch of asians/lab nerds getting WASTED and BOOTY DANCING

Re: highlight of your day?

Posted: 18 Dec 2009, 14:50
by The Rambam
Sounds like your typical weekend, what's the problem?

Re: highlight of your day?

Posted: 18 Dec 2009, 14:55
by clitty litter
forget about the chuns and her drunken arangutang applehead cheesebreath coworkers

I GOT A FUCKING RAISE TODAY! 5% BITCHES!#!$ MORE MYUNY FOR ME TO BURN

Re: highlight of your day?

Posted: 18 Dec 2009, 15:59
by Mary Hinge
NINFNM wrote:
Mary Hinge wrote:today's highlight - first day on the job

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today's lowlight; the unflattering hand-me down uniform - but they ain't getting it back.

:biggrin:

:curse: What the fuck?!? hand-me down uniform....what they don't think you're gonna last at that job or what??? Better tell those fuckers they better be ordering your spanking new uniform with a 24kt gold name tag!! :curse:
:lol:

I'll let you sort out my clothes order anytime!

I okay though - now have two shirts, some socks, trousers (more on order). SEcond hand is normal - they get a few people that don't stick around and anyway, recycling is environmentally friendly...

Re: highlight of your day?

Posted: 20 Dec 2009, 22:35
by crotchgrabber
third open bar holiday party in three days tonight.

Re: highlight of your day?

Posted: 20 Dec 2009, 23:18
by ReverseEngineer
Catching a 3-0 Blackhawks shutout against the Red Wings at the United Center.

Highlight of my month.

Re: highlight of your day?

Posted: 21 Dec 2009, 08:47
by Dress Barn

Re: highlight of your day?

Posted: 21 Dec 2009, 09:29
by The Rambam
Those are fucking awesome. I really liked the "Sub-Sonic Dissidence Propulsion Device".

Re: highlight of your day?

Posted: 22 Dec 2009, 14:07
by Liingus
Image

Re: highlight of your day?

Posted: 22 Dec 2009, 14:09
by clitty litter
word up blingo
reminds me of this won

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Re: highlight of your day?

Posted: 22 Dec 2009, 17:19
by clitty litter

Re: highlight of your day?

Posted: 22 Dec 2009, 18:08
by Phone
*RINGS*

Re: highlight of your day?

Posted: 24 Dec 2009, 00:07
by Liingus
2g of raw hash for xmas from my awesome gal pal

Re: highlight of your day?

Posted: 25 Dec 2009, 01:17
by Dress Barn
Girlfriend wants to go up a breast size!!!

Re: highlight of your day?

Posted: 27 Dec 2009, 17:27
by ReverseEngineer
only one?

Re: highlight of your day?

Posted: 27 Dec 2009, 18:39
by Mary Hinge
no, both of them.

www.instantrimshot.com

Re: highlight of your day?

Posted: 27 Dec 2009, 19:56
by ReverseEngineer
:)

Re: highlight of your day?

Posted: 28 Dec 2009, 20:34
by SHARPPIE
I got a christmas/thank you card from my engrish speaking mailman today:

"Thank you! To Chris and a very one, of Family." -Thomas, your letter carrier

:love:

Re: highlight of your day?

Posted: 28 Dec 2009, 20:35
by Liingus
pics