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i had some pasta salad last night which had asparagus and beets in it.
my pee is awesome!

NINFNM wrote:there's a wwe event coming up soon here in San Diego....but we won't be going since it's just a house show...no drunken highlights.


my highlight today: MAKING POTATO SALAD

it's PB's favorite dish everz

ok just tasted it and it's great!!!

going to see camo hat this weekend

random customer just called the shop, asking if i'd like to come over for dinner.
no, you crazy old man. no.
and he kinda sounds like the old creep on family guy.

Oh no! A work highlight!

Out of context exchange with box wine manager-

him- Lips?
me- *confused look*
him- Lips? *hand gesture*
me- *shaking head*, *shrug*

baking lemon bars

yup, nothing but time on my hands

I thought I knew what cute was until I bought a baby bonnet.

and i bet you look adorable in it

I used to think that adult babies were hilarious until I changed my 1,000th diaper

Dress Barn wrote:I thought I knew what cute was until I bought a baby bonnet.

And now you know what it isn't.

my neighbor was out at one of the bars last night watching the lakers game. said he ran into my ex. as soon as he started talking to her she started going off about my dick. saying how wonderful it was. i guess it was a real awkward conversation for my neighbor, and it took him about ten minutes to eject from the conversation. he sent me a big "fuck you" message on facebook this morning. "when i'm in a bar, the last thing i want to do is sit and talk to some crazy bitch about my buddies junk. fuck you phil. date a normal chick already."

well now you know your ex crazies aren't going around town lieing about you having a small dick

Waking up and writing four pages.
Now I'm off the mermaid parade. Hopefully I will see some naked female breasts.

three cheer for phil's dick!!

(lingus) wrote:three cheer for phil's dick!!

i hear that shit all the time, but i still love me some lingus.

tonight:

2 spatens
1/2 bottle wine
screwdriver

tomorrow:

hangover
coffee
pancakes with whipped cream

tonight (so far):
twelve pack of heiny
half bottle of wine
two shots of scotch
three hamburgers

tomorrow:
nas motherfucking car!

dont forget about your old man

yeah, i'm dragging him along.
dude... he was more pissed than me when he found out we can't bring in our own booze. we're still gonna try.

i know i read recently you have a flask

there is no try...with a flask

yoda said that

well sure... we'll have eight ounces of absynthe. but is that enough for a seven hour event?
the answer my friend, is not blowing in the wind. the answer is FUCK NO.

i just filled my camelback with vodka and soda. 100 ounces. mostly vodka.
we'll be fine.

this is the sort of thing I specialize/dominate in.
I'll never forget the time an old friend and I went to the local white trash mall
to view an elvis impersonator and we brought in two huge mickey d cups
filled with beer.
I tried to talk to fake elvis after the show and he looked like a deer caught in the headlights.
he was either

a) intimidated by my striking good looks
b) immediately buzzing via my breath in his face


good times rolled that day, yes they did.