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Re: highlight of your day?
Posted: 19 Sep 2010, 22:39
by crotchgrabber
i meant to say cuntsomer.
<---- boozed
Re: highlight of your day?
Posted: 21 Sep 2010, 04:53
by General Tso s Chicken
wooo , got a minecraft lan server running !
what a hassle , went thru 3 routers , port forwarding , everything that could have went wrong , , ,
but its running .
tomorrow im off to see the wall .
Re: highlight of your day?
Posted: 21 Sep 2010, 06:43
by Miss Yvonne
ChickenMug wrote:That part in the Shake Weight commercial
Where that guy goes
Oooh! That's it!

I saw that yesterday. It's a good thing I wasn't drinking anything at that point in the commercial.
Re: highlight of your day?
Posted: 21 Sep 2010, 12:53
by NINFNM
I WON THE FOOTBALL PICKS ON HERE AND AT WORK!!! OMGZZZZZZZZZZZZ
At work I get to pick out $20 worth of stuff. I'm gonna get a shit load of Dr Pepper

Re: highlight of your day?
Posted: 22 Sep 2010, 12:47
by PattonBordin
end of Summer!
Re: highlight of your day?
Posted: 22 Sep 2010, 13:31
by BABY SHAKER
NINFNM wrote:
At work I get to pick out $20 worth of stuff. I'm gonna get a shit load of Dr Pepper

fulfilling short term goals can be a lot like wearing a new wig... backwards.
Re: highlight of your day?
Posted: 22 Sep 2010, 14:00
by SHARPPIE
itchy?
Re: highlight of your day?
Posted: 22 Sep 2010, 14:08
by BABY SHAKER
at the very least, but society doesn't feel that itch.
that deep burning itch.
Re: highlight of your day?
Posted: 22 Sep 2010, 16:41
by Carcharodon carcharias
hepatitis candelabra wrote:at the very least, but society doesn't feel that itch.
that deep burning itch.
I'll wager that your pussy does.
Re: highlight of your day?
Posted: 22 Sep 2010, 18:31
by PattonBordin
New HK tonight bitches
Re: highlight of your day?
Posted: 22 Sep 2010, 18:33
by crotchgrabber
one of these?

Re: highlight of your day?
Posted: 22 Sep 2010, 19:02
by PattonBordin
i wish, i'd hunt down all the N words and wetbax
Re: highlight of your day?
Posted: 22 Sep 2010, 19:17
by mr. arcade
california cant even afford those.
Re: highlight of your day?
Posted: 22 Sep 2010, 19:40
by Carcharodon carcharias
mr. arcade wrote:california cant even afford those.
Your governor is one. I bet he has a few of these stashed away for the next Oakland riots.

Re: highlight of your day?
Posted: 23 Sep 2010, 19:02
by puppy
selling black pr0n

Re: highlight of your day?
Posted: 24 Sep 2010, 05:57
by BABY SHAKER
it is spelled prawn... and when did you start dealing in marine crustaceans?
lord almighty!
Re: highlight of your day?
Posted: 24 Sep 2010, 08:24
by touchy feely
a bum spat at me
Re: highlight of your day?
Posted: 24 Sep 2010, 09:20
by Carcharodon carcharias
touchy feely wrote:a bum spat at me
son of the woodpile huh? I have seen your teengae afro.
Re: highlight of your day?
Posted: 24 Sep 2010, 14:44
by puppy
hepatitis candelabra wrote:it is spelled prawn... and when did you start dealing in marine crustaceans?
lord almighty!
it's been a few weeks now. i'm going to stock up some more this afternoon.
lordy lordy!
Re: highlight of your day?
Posted: 24 Sep 2010, 14:47
by BABY SHAKER
how are we looking on the animal creampie side of things?

Re: highlight of your day?
Posted: 24 Sep 2010, 14:54
by puppy
the closest thing i have is called Horsecock Whores and it doesn't even involve horses

Re: highlight of your day?
Posted: 24 Sep 2010, 15:00
by BABY SHAKER
see what I mean?
these titles are misleading.
almost luring, seducing, trapping, silly-timing, and releasing the consumer.
just not right.
what about food/eyeglass/apology stuff?
anything for cheap?
Re: highlight of your day?
Posted: 24 Sep 2010, 15:15
by puppy
no, sorry. i do have a few foot fetishes available. and all the granny stuff is still here.
Re: highlight of your day?
Posted: 24 Sep 2010, 15:21
by BABY SHAKER
*cornpizzajoke*

Re: highlight of your day?
Posted: 24 Sep 2010, 16:30
by Carcharodon carcharias
puppy wrote:the closest thing i have is called Horsecock Whores and it doesn't even involve horses

Sure doesn't have sharpie in it then. Does he watch it with you or just tell you what to do? I'm sure he can relate more to "shrimp cocktails"!