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if you were on a desert island
Posted: 07 Apr 2011, 10:12
by BABY SHAKER
wouldn't music be the last thing on your mind?
it's like... ok randy newman, stop tapping your feet and start waving your arm and screaming!!!
1. great thread!
2. why is this in music?

Re: if you were on a desert island
Posted: 07 Apr 2011, 12:31
by joey5001
Desert Island Discs?
More like Desert Island MP3s, right?

Re: if you were on a desert island
Posted: 07 Apr 2011, 12:41
by BABY SHAKER
wait... who said "discs"?
I think joey5001 just read an oasis!

Re: if you were on a desert island
Posted: 07 Apr 2011, 15:15
by clitty litter
disco volante would be my top pic
not cause its my fave
it makes me shit
Re: if you were on a desert island
Posted: 07 Apr 2011, 16:32
by BABY SHAKER
oh totally! it's like...
that whole album is recorded at such a low volume EXCEPT for that one part
where your lungs are coming out of the decompression chamber. and there's
that spanish love song that kicks off with the butcher knives rubbing together.
also, sticking with the national geographic meets deep sea mysteries theme,
there's that porpoise song with all the slide whistles, squeaky dog toys, and
seinfeldy bass solos. oh and there's that one cartoonish song that sounds like
a marching band is on pcp and pattno got the lyrics from putting on a blindfold
and reaching into a wheelbarrow full of scrabble tiles!
forget math rock, this is SCIENCE BIG BAND, CACKSUCKERS!

Re: if you were on a desert island
Posted: 07 Apr 2011, 17:40
by clitty litter
yo...slow your roll down there mtv cribs.
i get excited about shit to. the hot pepper sauces got sand in my engine block.
im not gonna front the reason why DV is cause i always hear new shit innit i aint hurt before. its like the reverse of getting slaped upside your head
Re: if you were on a desert island
Posted: 07 Apr 2011, 18:59
by General Tso s Chicken
chris listens to randy newman ?
wow this guy is just full of surprises .
ever listen to this one ?
http://www.amazon.com/Harry-Nilsson-Sin ... B00004VXGA
fucking amazing album !
if i had to go to a desert island i would prolly just bring an ipod , they have more songs than one disc . besides what desert island is gonna have a cd player set up all nice .
Re: if you were on a desert island
Posted: 08 Apr 2011, 00:16
by SHARPPIE
either way you're gonna be fucked without electricity.
fortunately for me, my desert island has a monkey army to do my bidding, and they've already finished the solar farm and desalination plant.
Re: if you were on a desert island
Posted: 08 Apr 2011, 07:58
by Carcharodon carcharias
SHARPPIE wrote:either way you're gonna be fucked without electricity.
fortunately for me, my desert island has a monkey army to do my bidding, and they've already finished the solar farm and desalination plant.
I can see them turning on someone like you now, killing you with fecal fastballs.
Re: if you were on a desert island
Posted: 08 Apr 2011, 10:44
by BABY SHAKER
General Tso s Chicken wrote:chris listens to randy newman ?
misdiagnosed once again.
I am more of a merrill womach kinda guy.
waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay more uplifting.
Re: if you were on a desert island
Posted: 08 Apr 2011, 11:23
by Dress Barn
If I were trapped on a tiny desert island i'd get pretty depressed so i'd want one of them soothing enviromental cd's...maybe the one that's all ocean waves and seaguls.
Re: if you were on a desert island
Posted: 08 Apr 2011, 11:26
by BABY SHAKER
you've outdone yourself in slo-motion stupidity once again, alfred.
Re: if you were on a desert island
Posted: 08 Apr 2011, 23:05
by ReverseEngineer
I like how everyone read the thread title and not the first post.
I agree, Chris. If I were on a desert island, I'd be looking for some signal flares, PRONTO
Re: if you were on a desert island
Posted: 09 Apr 2011, 09:24
by crotchgrabber
you can use cd's as mirrors to signal passing airplanes or boats.
Re: if you were on a desert island
Posted: 09 Apr 2011, 11:55
by Dress Barn
Their reflective surfaces would be ideal for tanning
Re: if you were on a desert island
Posted: 09 Apr 2011, 12:09
by crotchgrabber
cut them into ninja stars and use them for hunting sea gulls.
i fucking hate sea gulls.
Re: if you were on a desert island
Posted: 09 Apr 2011, 16:27
by Dress Barn
Maybe i'd want a CD by "The Dwarves" so I could masterbate to the chicks on the cover if I got lonesome.
Re: if you were on a desert island
Posted: 09 Apr 2011, 19:13
by Carcharodon carcharias
crotchgrabber wrote:you can use cd's as mirrors to signal passing airplanes or boats.
You would scorch your eyes out.

Re: if you were on a desert island
Posted: 09 Apr 2011, 19:23
by Liingus
cribdeath mountain wrote:wait... who said "discs"?
I think joey5001 just read an oasis!

think you meant mirage, mate.
Re: if you were on a desert island
Posted: 09 Apr 2011, 19:35
by Liingus
i'd be looking for the spf 50 PRONTO
maybve some of that coppertone with floodmatt on the front
Re: if you were on a desert island
Posted: 09 Apr 2011, 20:32
by Miss Yvonne
Dress Barn wrote:If I were trapped on a tiny desert island i'd get pretty depressed so i'd want one of them soothing enviromental cd's...maybe the one that's all ocean waves and seaguls.

Re: if you were on a desert island
Posted: 09 Apr 2011, 23:09
by ReverseEngineer
Re: if you were on a desert island
Posted: 10 Apr 2011, 09:47
by BABY SHAKER
Dress Barn wrote:Maybe i'd want a CD by "The Dwarves" so I could masterbate to the midget on the cover if I got lonesome.
(lingus) wrote:think you meant mirage, mate.
actually, I meant oasis (and not the band, you pic posting masheen! little joke there). keep reading.
I envisioned joey5001 seeing the unspoken audio media as
a pleasant or peaceful area or period in the midst of a difficult, troubled, or hectic place or situation.
(lingus) wrote:i'd be looking for the spf 50 PRONTO
maybve some of that coppertone with floodmatt on the front
think you meant maybe, mate.

Re: if you were on a desert island
Posted: 10 Apr 2011, 23:33
by Dress Barn
crotchgrabber wrote:cut them into ninja stars and use them for hunting sea gulls.
i fucking hate sea gulls.
Well look who's got the posh desert island that's big enough for sea gulls. Did you get your CD at the local Starbucks?
Re: if you were on a desert island
Posted: 11 Apr 2011, 05:29
by BABY SHAKER
remember to bring a windbreaker and fingernail clippers, phillip?