highlight of your day?

ChickenMug · Post by **ChickenMug** » 25 Jan 2009, 18:41

that's a good one!

Redundant Retard · Post by **Redundant Retard** » 25 Jan 2009, 19:08

touchy feely";p="1005228 wrote:hey retard, did you spend your exile listening to this CD the entire time?

I got my money back.

crotchgrabber · Post by **crotchgrabber** » 26 Jan 2009, 12:22

i had some pretty awesome sex for breakfast.

ChickenMug · Post by **ChickenMug** » 26 Jan 2009, 15:39

i have a date tonight

Ruby Juice · Post by **Ruby Juice** » 26 Jan 2009, 16:57

Did you kill your husband?

ChickenMug · Post by **ChickenMug** » 26 Jan 2009, 17:00

not yet
he's in dallas till thursday

Ruby Juice · Post by **Ruby Juice** » 26 Jan 2009, 17:02

I have a slutty aunt in Dallas.
I'm hooking Dave up.

ChickenMug · Post by **ChickenMug** » 26 Jan 2009, 17:04

will you please?!
i need a good reason to divorce

Ruby Juice · Post by **Ruby Juice** » 26 Jan 2009, 17:06

Actually she's a slutty divorce attorney
That's what I meant behind " hook Dave up"

ChickenMug · Post by **ChickenMug** » 26 Jan 2009, 17:11

why would you do that to me shains?
i thought we were friends

Ruby Juice · Post by **Ruby Juice** » 26 Jan 2009, 17:34

Dave and I have something to tell you.

ChickenMug · Post by **ChickenMug** » 26 Jan 2009, 18:52

you bitch!

but i love you for it anyways
please take him
you're doing me a favor

uncooked meat · Post by **uncooked meat** » 27 Jan 2009, 04:37

Poor Heebs

Rado · Post by **Rado** » 27 Jan 2009, 07:17

This fighting is tearing Brett apart! Poor little scamp

ChickenMug · Post by **ChickenMug** » 27 Jan 2009, 10:13

i'm so hungover

touchy feely · Post by **touchy feely** » 27 Jan 2009, 10:22

but are you sore?

ChickenMug · Post by **ChickenMug** » 27 Jan 2009, 10:43

ask his balls

Liingus · Post by **Liingus** » 27 Jan 2009, 10:46

now how is he going to do that?

touchy feely · Post by **touchy feely** » 27 Jan 2009, 10:50

ooooh, what was your weapon of choice? elbow? knee? a ric flair style low blow?

ChickenMug · Post by **ChickenMug** » 27 Jan 2009, 10:50

i'll ask him then

no
"heather, why would you ask that?"

ChickenMug · Post by **ChickenMug** » 27 Jan 2009, 10:51

touchy feely";p="1005811 wrote:ooooh, what was your weapon of choice? elbow? knee? a ric flair style low blow?

vacuum cleaner attachment

Liingus · Post by **Liingus** » 27 Jan 2009, 10:51

laser beam eye stare?

ChickenMug · Post by **ChickenMug** » 27 Jan 2009, 10:52

my mouth

mr. arcade · Post by **mr. arcade** » 27 Jan 2009, 13:29

dont give your customers some wrong advice.

uncooked meat · Post by **uncooked meat** » 27 Jan 2009, 14:58

Rado";p="1005789 wrote:This fighting is tearing Brett apart! Poor little scamp

Thanks man.

That Heebs seems like a nice bloke, his only downfall must be that he can't cater for Ceebee's insatiable hunger for the cock...