highlight of your day?

[puppy]

"Cleopatra's Pearl"
"Frog Rejoicing Rain"
"Lemonade on a White Terrace"
"Scrambled Eggs for Breakfast"
"Aphrodite's Smile"
"Nutcracker"
"Shepherd's Whistle"
"Madame Pompadour's Smile"
"Alpine Maiden"
"Moroccan Turban"
"Alpaca Sweater"
"Lady Macbeth's Evening"
"Tears of a Clown"

[General Tso s Chicken]

dog ate skittles then vomit .

i always love to read the names of the fireworks , some of the names are great .

http://www.asianfireworks.com/En_Produc ... sp?Id=1018

http://www.asianfireworks.com/En_Produc ... asp?Id=959

http://www.asianfireworks.com/En_Produc ... asp?Id=964

i cant imagine this one would light very well

http://www.asianfireworks.com/En_Produc ... asp?Id=966

http://www.asianfireworks.com/En_Produc ... sp?Id=1138

this one is a great deal , 70 LLICES for the price of 40!

http://www.asianfireworks.com/En_Produc ... sp?Id=1141

use ONLY as directed , how do spice up the boredom and tiresome hours of a natural disaster ?

http://www.asianfireworks.com/En_Produc ... asp?Id=975

strap this to the back of grampaws wheel chair , he better be brave !

http://www.asianfireworks.com/En_Produc ... asp?Id=917

patriotic !

http://www.asianfireworks.com/En_Produc ... asp?Id=929

I AM lighting THIS ONE !

http://www.asianfireworks.com/En_Produc ... asp?Id=931

not to be confused with soaking wet skeleton coward

http://www.asianfireworks.com/En_Produc ... asp?Id=933

no comment

http://www.asianfireworks.com/En_Produc ... asp?Id=940

male lion is thirsty like a muthatrucka

http://www.asianfireworks.com/En_Produc ... asp?Id=951

http://www.asianfireworks.com/En_Produc ... asp?Id=954

for the toddler on a budget

http://www.asianfireworks.com/En_Produc ... sp?Id=1029

http://www.asianfireworks.com/En_Produc ... asp?Id=956

cuz when i think of pirates, fireworks come to mind

http://www.asianfireworks.com/En_Produc ... asp?Id=970

http://www.asianfireworks.com/En_Produc ... asp?Id=980

isnt this sharpies sig

http://www.asianfireworks.com/En_Produc ... asp?Id=984

do not use around million man march

http://www.asianfireworks.com/En_Produc ... asp?Id=996

So your gonna' tell me that you don't have no black cats, no roman candles, or screaming mimis?

Oh come on man. You got no lady fingers, fuzz buttles, snicker bombs, church burners, finger blasters, gut busters, zippity do das, or crap flappers?

You're gonna stand there, owning a fireworks stand, and tell me you don't have no whistling bungholes, no spleen spliters, whisker biscuits, honkey lighters, hoosker doos, hoosker donts, cherry bombs, nipsy daisers, with or without the scooter stick, or one single whistling kitty chaser?

this is AWESOME !!! fireworks war gone bad :

http://www.clipaday.com/videos/fireworks-war-gone-bad

[Dress Barn]

[Dress Barn]

And my vagina archway made it in the new issue of Bizarre Magazine

[Mary Hinge]

congratulations Jeremy - all your vaginas seem to be successfully bearing fruit!

[Mary Hinge]

today's highlights are all Bandicoot-related

[Grotocult]

Not getting nabbed by the FBI for ordering and receiving Trevor Brown books from Japan.
Chatting to a banker named Gerard.
Having a conversation with the cutest ex-student you would ever hope to see.

[Miss Yvonne]

congratulations Jeremy - all your vaginas seem to be successfully bearing fruit!

heehee. I don't know if anyone could have said it better.

Congratulations to Jeremy and his pretty girlfriend.

[Dress Barn]

Thank you
She came out actually on the 5th of March at 7 months
and we've been living at a hospital for close to 3 months
We're expecting to keep her the middle of May

[Redundant Retard]

Congratulations Jeremy.

[touchy feely]

new pants!

[touchy feely]

Thank you
She came out actually on the 5th of March at 7 months
and we've been living at a hospital for close to 3 months
We're expecting to keep her the middle of May

congrats
she's a tough one
with a soon to be impeccable fashion sense

[Redundant Retard]

In about twenty years I will invite her to Norway to peruse my stamp collection.

[/erutlucorgga]

[ChickenMug]

good job jeremy!!!


i will send her a bacon wig!

[SHARPPIE]

Freddie Mac's CFO killed himself.

[puppy]

today i learned that Genius & GZA are the same people

[Miss Yvonne]

Brandice completed the quiz "What is the name of the man you'll marry?" with the result Scott.

[mr. arcade]

[touchy feely]

[Miss Yvonne]

6.75 days and counting!

[NINFNM]

My highlight is a little crazy.

So last night at work at the begining of the night it was slow in Stationary where I work, so I went over to help my friend Marisol in HBA with the repacks (boxes with different shit in them...basically). So we're separating the items into different carts when this guy Christian comes up to Marisol with a empty hairspray bottle he found on the shelf. So she takes it and moves the trigger spray when something comes flying out the bottle and starts hitting her in the arm...she freaks out and flings it off her. So we're looking all over the floor for it..can't find it. We start to go back to what we were doing when I feel something touch my neck...WATERBUG!!!!!

I fling it off my shoulder and he lands on the ground. we look for him again...WHERE THE FUCK DID HE GO??? I moved a cart and he comes hauling ass towards me and SMASH!!!! I stepped on him and it made a crunching sound

All night me and Marisol keep freaking out over it and checking our shoulders

[SHARPPIE]

http://www.myfoxboston.com/dpp/news/dpg ... 4232434768

A central Florida high school is now taking action after seniors broke into classrooms and put the desks on the roof of their school.

[NINFNM]

I think it's pretty funny plus it didn't do ANY damange to the school...so what's the problem???

[mr. arcade]

kids are getting soft these days.

[Spy]

received my 900 bucks from ruddy.

woooooooo!!! just in time for the weekend!