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except they were calling it Passover.
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my company christmas party is tonight as well.
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Lionel Richie performed at my company's Christmas Party this past Monday.
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that's awesome. i love model trains
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after our antics last night
i think next years company party will be cancelled

we got WRONG

i can't even TELL you how stupid this party got
y'all would never believe me
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Sounds like your typical weekend, what's the problem?
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forget about the chuns and her drunken arangutang applehead cheesebreath coworkers

I GOT A FUCKING RAISE TODAY! 5% BITCHES!#!$ MORE MYUNY FOR ME TO BURN
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Mary Hinge wrote:today's highlight - first day on the job

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today's lowlight; the unflattering hand-me down uniform - but they ain't getting it back.

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:curse: What the fuck?!? hand-me down uniform....what they don't think you're gonna last at that job or what??? Better tell those fuckers they better be ordering your spanking new uniform with a 24kt gold name tag!! :curse:
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I'll let you sort out my clothes order anytime!

I okay though - now have two shirts, some socks, trousers (more on order). SEcond hand is normal - they get a few people that don't stick around and anyway, recycling is environmentally friendly...
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third open bar holiday party in three days tonight.
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Catching a 3-0 Blackhawks shutout against the Red Wings at the United Center.

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Those are fucking awesome. I really liked the "Sub-Sonic Dissidence Propulsion Device".
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word up blingo
reminds me of this won

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Do you ever try to pee the dookie off the inside of the toilet bowl?
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2g of raw hash for xmas from my awesome gal pal
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Girlfriend wants to go up a breast size!!!
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only one?
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no, both of them.

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I got a christmas/thank you card from my engrish speaking mailman today:

"Thank you! To Chris and a very one, of Family." -Thomas, your letter carrier

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