I took 3 shits this morning before i went to work:
-the first one i took right when i got up
-the second one i took right after i got out the shower. i will still dripping wet on the toilet
-the third i took right b4 i went to work. i flushed and stopped up the toilet, but right when i reached for the plunger, the shit and TP went on down. i was happy about that
true story
Do you ever try to pee the dookie off the inside of the toilet bowl?
clitty litter wrote:I took 3 shits this morning before i went to work:
-the first one i took right when i got up and shit went everywhere
-the second one i took right after i got out the shower. i will still dripping wet on the toilet and shit ran down my leg
-the third i took right b4 i went to work. i flushed and stopped up the toilet, but right when i reached for the plunger, the shit and TP went on down. i was happy about that because I usually have to scoop it out with my hands. Even though I work in sewers everyday, I don't know how to handle all this shit of mine.
true story
No one fucking cares about you or your stupid stories.
areolament booger wrote:I recall eating pickled pigs' feet as a child.
I especially loved they way they made my entire face, head, and neck pucker
is that the pep talk you give yourself each morning?
Grotocult wrote:
SHARPPIE wrote:
curry doughnuts could, quite possibly, be the most delicious thing on earth.
Do these curry donuts have a dusting of curry powder on them, actual curry-flavored dough, or a filling of curry? Or all of the above?
Incurrying minds, and all that
...the yeast-risen, fried dough surrounded a mix of ground beef, onions, carrots, and Japanese curry sauce. The thick sauce, reminiscent of demiglace, flavored every delectable bite. With the crunch from the panko crumbs, it was like eating menchi katsu (breaded hamburger cutlet) with curry inside.
Eviltoastman is my best friend.
"I found my match at BungleMingle.com"
SHARPPIE wrote:it's a perfectly valid opinion though....
another for your general information:
I find David Sedaris pretty damn funny.
Did you enjoy Barrel Fever?
I got a story and a half into it and had to put it down.
I liked When You Are Engulfed in Flames and I'm reading Dress Your Family in Corduroy and Denim and enjoying it so I don't hate his stuff.
I haven't gotten around to that one yet....what was wrong with it?
I was reading "Engulfed" when I posted that, and I loved "Corduroy" awhile ago. I kinda started the new one - "Let's Explore Diabetes with Owls" - good, from what I've seen so far. "Squirrel Seeks Chipmunk" is also pretty enjoyable.
Have you gotten to the 'drowning a rat in a bucket' story yet (sorry I don't remember titles)? ---->
Eviltoastman is my best friend.
"I found my match at BungleMingle.com"
Haven't gotten to the rat story yet. I just finished the one about the white trash nine year old neighbor of his that stole his stuff and called him superstar a lot.
The first story in Barrel Fever seems to be about how everyone is gay.
Mike Tyson, Charlton Heston, Bruce Springsteen etc
It's not written very well. I can hardly remember what the second story was about but it was bad enough to make me stop reading.