Homolette

Nam Tsao · Post by **Nam Tsao** » 23 Jun 2005, 12:40

Fehgs.

Ingredients
3
eggs

Salt and pepper
1 tablespoon
unsalted butter

Leaves from 3 or 4 good-sized sprigs fresh mint, shredded
4 ounces
chÃ¨vre

Method
1. Beat the eggs and season with salt and pepper. Melt the butter in a frying pan approximately 10 inches in diameter.
2. When the butter has melted and is bubbling, throw in most of the shredded mint, saving some for sprinkling on top at the end. When it has sizzled in the butter and become vibrantly green, pour in the beaten eggs and tip the egg around the pan.
3. Crumble the cheese over the omelette and cook, lifting the sides and swilling the pan around to let any runny egg cook in the heat underneath.
4. When the top of the omelette looks nearly set but still gooey, fold into thirds lengthwiseâ€”in other words, fold in two sides, leaving a strip of white-blobbed omelette facing up in a strip in the middleâ€”and slide onto a plate. Sprinkle with the reserved mint and eat.

love/capt · Post by **love/capt** » 23 Jun 2005, 18:32

what's the secret homo ingredients?

Roark · Post by **Roark** » 15 Jan 2006, 20:09

My shredded mint fails to become "vibrantly green".

What am I doing wrong????

judasmuppet · Post by **judasmuppet** » 15 Jan 2006, 20:12

You may have the homosexuality wrong, or you could be adding the mint too early.

Roark · Post by **Roark** » 15 Jan 2006, 21:36

How dare you...

judasmuppet · Post by **judasmuppet** » 15 Jan 2006, 21:56

I dare.

You just don't get it.

Busta · Post by **Busta** » 16 Jan 2006, 04:23

Stop.

judasmuppet · Post by **judasmuppet** » 16 Jan 2006, 06:19

Yes, Roark. Stop adding the mint so early.

Eviltoastman · Post by **Eviltoastman** » 16 Jan 2006, 15:08

He's obviously hiding a fag deficiency which is fucking up his greens.

Roark · Post by **Roark** » 16 Jan 2006, 20:43

Shut up, arsehead!!

Your Mum is hiding a fag deficiency.

judasmuppet · Post by **judasmuppet** » 16 Jan 2006, 21:09

Haha, Roark!!!

Toasty didn't say anything nice about you, again.

Eviltoastman · Post by **Eviltoastman** » 17 Jan 2006, 13:44

I was going to tell Roark to suck my cock, but he doesn't deserve the honour.

judasmuppet · Post by **judasmuppet** » 17 Jan 2006, 17:48

I told him what you said.
He muttered something about booking the first available flight.
I couldn't quite work out if he was intending on smoking you or smiting you.
You're sure to find out soon enough.

Eviltoastman · Post by **Eviltoastman** » 18 Jan 2006, 17:26

Gaylord Focker · Post by **Gaylord Focker** » 20 Jan 2006, 10:42

so this is where all the fags gather...
for shame

Roark · Post by **Roark** » 22 Jan 2006, 17:40

Hey Shithead, how about I kick your Vitamin C deficient arse?

You're BORING, mate. Always have been.

judasmuppet · Post by **judasmuppet** » 22 Jan 2006, 18:12

Hey Shithead! I've been to Cardiff...