simple & tasty

Eviltoastman · Post by **Eviltoastman** » 23 Aug 2006, 19:01

Drink a beer ya friggin mary! </Afl Stewart>

I had the extra white btw.

judasmuppet · Post by **judasmuppet** » 23 Aug 2006, 19:02

You hellman, you.

Hitman · Post by **Hitman** » 23 Aug 2006, 19:40

ChickenMug";p="788992 wrote:sobriety

GoatOvaries · Post by **GoatOvaries** » 23 Aug 2006, 20:38

evilmugman";p="789015 wrote:Common sense isn't and you're trying to apply logic and reason to an animal that does not work within the rules of reason or logic. Good luck with that Spock.

STFU and admit people only smoke and drink because they were stupid when they were younger and thought it was cool, and to fit in. There is no reason for it, and it is more of a bane then boon. I win!

Eviltoastman · Post by **Eviltoastman** » 24 Aug 2006, 04:33

I certainly wasn't cool and none of my friends drank. My friends all did pills and powders and they smoked, but never seemed to drink. Smoking. All my friends smoked, why didn't I smoke? Why didn't I do drugs? There were only two of us who really dranka nd that was me and Ian. I used to spend a lot of time at my uncle's house who was also one of my best friends and only a few years older than me. We'd watch films and drink.

Mobiesque · Post by **Mobiesque** » 24 Aug 2006, 05:49

Reality is for people who can't handle their drugs.

Hitman · Post by **Hitman** » 24 Aug 2006, 05:58

Mobiesque";p="789270 wrote:Reality is for people who can't handle their drugs.

Ruby Juice · Post by **Ruby Juice** » 24 Aug 2006, 12:22

That was kind of a let down.

ChickenMug · Post by **ChickenMug** » 24 Aug 2006, 12:40

nothing beats chocolate fudge brownie

bing bing!

Ruby Juice · Post by **Ruby Juice** » 24 Aug 2006, 12:48

My royal flush beats your chocolate fudge brownie.

ChickenMug · Post by **ChickenMug** » 24 Aug 2006, 14:17

is that some sort of poopie joke?

Eviltoastman · Post by **Eviltoastman** » 24 Aug 2006, 14:42

Sounds like ragtime versus browntown.

Ruby Juice · Post by **Ruby Juice** » 24 Aug 2006, 15:11

I just threw up in my mouth a bit.

Miss Yvonne · Post by **Miss Yvonne** » 24 Aug 2006, 15:13

ewww. There are people who are eating in this section of the forum.

Ruby Juice · Post by **Ruby Juice** » 24 Aug 2006, 15:26

I support bulimia.

crotchgrabber · Post by **crotchgrabber** » 24 Aug 2006, 15:28

anorexia is less offensive.

Ruby Juice · Post by **Ruby Juice** » 24 Aug 2006, 16:15

I like the purging idea.

crotchgrabber · Post by **crotchgrabber** » 24 Aug 2006, 16:17

maybe i'm biased.
in my experience, dating an anorexic girl is cheaper than dating a bulemic.

Eviltoastman · Post by **Eviltoastman** » 24 Aug 2006, 17:15

Yeah, buying dinner for a bulemic is such a waste.

crotchgrabber · Post by **crotchgrabber** » 24 Aug 2006, 17:23

anorexics get drunk easy.

Ruby Juice · Post by **Ruby Juice** » 24 Aug 2006, 17:51

Bulimics lose their teeth, which means less risky blow-jobs.

Busta · Post by **Busta** » 24 Aug 2006, 18:09

evilmugman";p="789059 wrote:Drink a beer ya friggin mary! </Afl Stewart>