Creepy menu items.

Ruby Juice · Post by **Ruby Juice** » 09 Mar 2007, 17:28

Everytime I go in a Steak N Shake, I lose my appetite upon seeing this:

The Chili Mac Supreme Dinner

That's "a large serving of spaghetti topped with chili beef, our special sauce, chopped onion, Cheddar and Monterey Jack cheeses"

I wish the image was larger. Even the name is pukey.

Any other horrifying menu items?

Grotocult · Post by **Grotocult** » 04 Apr 2007, 11:15

London Broil. It must be a reference to the plague.

Jeff · Post by **Jeff** » 04 Apr 2007, 11:22

Chili on pasta is a sin against humanity, nature, and god.

Eviltoastman · Post by **Eviltoastman** » 04 Apr 2007, 12:25

judasmuppet · Post by **judasmuppet** » 04 Apr 2007, 14:18

He means that brown muck on the spaghetti up there, not those things we call chilli.

Rick Cave · Post by **Rick Cave** » 04 Apr 2007, 14:57

Jeff's a big boy. He can explain himself.

floodmatt · Post by **floodmatt** » 04 Apr 2007, 15:08

jeffs a dwarf and you know it rick..

judasmuppet · Post by **judasmuppet** » 04 Apr 2007, 15:28

He's right, Rick. Knock it off.

Rick Cave · Post by **Rick Cave** » 04 Apr 2007, 15:36

We can't make fun of smalls anymore?
What's happening to our world?

Eviltoastman · Post by **Eviltoastman** » 04 Apr 2007, 16:13

That reminds me. My son was making fun of a midget last week. "Dad, why is that boy so fat?" and "why does that boy have a big head?". Still better than when he asked a fella on the bus why he had a chocolate head or when he saw the black housemaid on Tom and Jerry this week and proceeded to laugh at "the monkey". At least with the TV spot I could correct him with minimum embarrassment I guess. He also asked an elderly couple in the local park "Are you Zombies. You look like you're dead". The fucker has his dad's charm.

lynnjen/mod/skyr · Post by **lynnjen/mod/skyr** » 04 Apr 2007, 20:58

Oh no....

Tim's been working with a black kid for the past couple months, doing some recording. His name is Frank D, and whenever Mr. Choochers sees a black person he screams, "FRANK D!"

But that's not nearly as embarrassing.

Jeff · Post by **Jeff** » 04 Apr 2007, 21:07

Nam Tsao";p="861108 wrote:Why?

It only seems to exist at the crappiest fast food joints... and being from a predominantly italian family, chili on pasta (with fuckin' CHEDDER no less) seems really wrong... and I'm pretty sure chili was developed in a pasta-free environment...

floodmatt · Post by **floodmatt** » 05 Apr 2007, 08:09

do midgets use special keyboards for their fucked up hands..?

Rick Cave · Post by **Rick Cave** » 05 Apr 2007, 10:15

I think they have to hire a normal to type what they say.

floodmatt · Post by **floodmatt** » 05 Apr 2007, 10:24

does their insurance cover that..?

Rick Cave · Post by **Rick Cave** » 05 Apr 2007, 10:30

Isn't Jeff a hippy college student?

floodmatt · Post by **floodmatt** » 05 Apr 2007, 12:14

he is a budding photographer..

most failed jockeys end up going into the photography field for some reason..

Rick Cave · Post by **Rick Cave** » 05 Apr 2007, 12:16

floodmatt";p="861496 wrote:he is a budding photographer..

Keep his pert young breasts out of this.
We're talking about freaks and their health coverage woes.

puppy · Post by **puppy** » 05 Apr 2007, 13:21

Rick Cave";p="861274 wrote:We can't make fun of smalls anymore?