highlight of your day?

touchy feely · Post by **touchy feely** » 15 Mar 2007, 00:20

touchy feely";p="855558 wrote:
touchy feely";p="854831 wrote:pix plz

Miss Yvonne · Post by **Miss Yvonne** » 15 Mar 2007, 00:21

Miss Yvonne";p="855559 wrote:

touchy feely · Post by **touchy feely** » 15 Mar 2007, 00:43

WELL then

ChickenMug · Post by **ChickenMug** » 15 Mar 2007, 08:46

i believe that's what the french
call being SASSY!

The Rambam · Post by **The Rambam** » 15 Mar 2007, 09:18

Dr. Phil Random Quote Generator wrote:You don't need a spice rack to act real sassy-like.

Redundant Retard · Post by **Redundant Retard** » 15 Mar 2007, 12:34

My fondest memory of all them times I went down south on her, wuz when ai din't gotten all my hair pull out. Dat reel nize.

judasmuppet · Post by **judasmuppet** » 15 Mar 2007, 16:14

SHARPPIE";p="855140 wrote:okay...I went out for an hour, and they delivered everything EXCEPT the case. you leave $800 dollars worth of shit sitting on my wang, and you take back the $80 case??? screw you, UPS...

This news has really torn the fork out of my nightie.

pi · Post by pi » 27 Mar 2007, 23:04

today's highlight:
i played a $100k Steinway Model D piano today.

Miss Yvonne · Post by **Miss Yvonne** » 27 Mar 2007, 23:05

I colored my hair!

touchy feely · Post by **touchy feely** » 27 Mar 2007, 23:46

keep doing that and its going to fall out

mr. arcade · Post by **mr. arcade** » 27 Mar 2007, 23:57

i had a 11 hour work day.

Miss Yvonne · Post by **Miss Yvonne** » 27 Mar 2007, 23:58

touchy feely";p="858627 wrote:keep doing that and its going to fall out

I'd be bald already if that was the truth.

pi · Post by pi » 28 Mar 2007, 00:13

anyone wanna donate to my steinway d fund? i need about $100k

SHARPPIE · Post by **SHARPPIE** » 28 Mar 2007, 00:59

I will, but I need your address.

pi · Post by pi » 28 Mar 2007, 01:12

i think a paypal address would suffice

SHARPPIE · Post by **SHARPPIE** » 28 Mar 2007, 01:15

apparently you don't want that piano so bad.

Ruby Juice · Post by **Ruby Juice** » 28 Mar 2007, 07:29

The highlight thus far has been using this:

Rick Cave · Post by **Rick Cave** » 28 Mar 2007, 10:33

Highlight so far?
No bum has pestered me for my cash.

Ruby Juice · Post by **Ruby Juice** » 28 Mar 2007, 11:17

Scratch that last highlight,
getting the kiddo to watch Narnia instead of The Prince Of Egypt is my official highlight,
and will get no better.

ChickenMug · Post by **ChickenMug** » 28 Mar 2007, 11:20

but tonight is dinner and cunnilingus night!

Ruby Juice · Post by **Ruby Juice** » 28 Mar 2007, 11:24

When it's dinner during cunnilingus night, you'll highlight by day until then...
Not watching Jesus-toons, wins.

ChickenMug · Post by **ChickenMug** » 28 Mar 2007, 11:35

lesbian jewbitch!!!!!!

i'm sorry
i love you

Hank · Post by **Hank** » 28 Mar 2007, 11:39

Yesterday: Watched Seinfeld on one of those treadmills with the built-in TV, then ate tacos.

Today: Had a Republican-bashing session with my boss. I have feeling something will beat this out for highlight of the day, though, since it's only 12:38pm.

SHARPPIE · Post by **SHARPPIE** » 28 Mar 2007, 20:53

I opened two cans of tuna...and both of them had bones in them. I've eaten about 600,000 cans of tuna, and I've NEVER found a bone...2 cans???

Roark · Post by **Roark** » 28 Mar 2007, 20:55

Life on the edge, eh Sharpps...