I created the best dessert evah...

Dress Barn · Post by **Dress Barn** » 07 Jun 2007, 19:55

First you dip your sppon in a chilled cup of Dannon Activia vanilla yogurt...

Get about half the spoon end covered with it

Then you dip the same spoon into a slightly microwaved cup of Hunts Snack Pack pudding

I call it "Fuck My Fat Ass"

Ruby Juice · Post by **Ruby Juice** » 07 Jun 2007, 20:11

Can I get that written out on underpants?

Dress Barn · Post by **Dress Barn** » 07 Jun 2007, 20:26

No but I'll design you a "Tramp Stamp"

Ruby Juice · Post by **Ruby Juice** » 07 Jun 2007, 20:34

plz include a bondage fairy and/or black rose

K?!

Jeff · Post by **Jeff** » 07 Jun 2007, 20:35

Dannon Activa? Hunts Snack Pack?

You fucking disgust me.

Ruby Juice · Post by **Ruby Juice** » 07 Jun 2007, 20:42

I'll stand behind Dannon Activia
It naturally regulates your digestive system

A commercial told me so.

ChickenMug · Post by **ChickenMug** » 07 Jun 2007, 20:45

i love me some snack packs too!

Ruby Juice · Post by **Ruby Juice** » 07 Jun 2007, 20:46

Jeff eats easy mac for fucks sake.

Dress Barn · Post by **Dress Barn** » 07 Jun 2007, 22:48

Jeff isn't even fit to wash my dishes

ChickenMug · Post by **ChickenMug** » 08 Jun 2007, 09:37

or wear mah bra!

Ruby Juice · Post by **Ruby Juice** » 08 Jun 2007, 09:42

Jeff doesn't know what argyle is

FACT

ChickenMug · Post by **ChickenMug** » 08 Jun 2007, 09:48

don't ever say something like that in mah presense again

Ruby Juice · Post by **Ruby Juice** » 08 Jun 2007, 09:49

I am not kidding

and I am probably just as crazy about argyle as you.

ChickenMug · Post by **ChickenMug** » 08 Jun 2007, 10:03

well.....
i'm sorry....i have nothing witty to say
i'm still in shock

Dress Barn · Post by **Dress Barn** » 08 Jun 2007, 13:18

Round two-

I wish I had a third cup of something to dip it in, but what?

Rick Cave · Post by **Rick Cave** » 08 Jun 2007, 13:22

Ranch sauce...

ChickenMug · Post by **ChickenMug** » 08 Jun 2007, 13:26

no no no
crumble oreos or choco chip cookies on top

Rick Cave · Post by **Rick Cave** » 08 Jun 2007, 13:29

Astroglide and sliced bananas.

ChickenMug · Post by **ChickenMug** » 08 Jun 2007, 13:34

dijon mustard and sand

Ruby Juice · Post by **Ruby Juice** » 08 Jun 2007, 13:36

Ranch is fucking disguuuusting

ChickenMug · Post by **ChickenMug** » 08 Jun 2007, 13:38

if i was to ever bathe in some sort of food product
it'd be brown gravy

serious as cancer here

Rick Cave · Post by **Rick Cave** » 08 Jun 2007, 13:42

Shaving scum and werther's originals.

ChickenMug · Post by **ChickenMug** » 08 Jun 2007, 13:47

twizzlers and antifreeze

Rick Cave · Post by **Rick Cave** » 08 Jun 2007, 13:49

You want Jeremy dead?!

spray cheese and almond joys.

ChickenMug · Post by **ChickenMug** » 08 Jun 2007, 14:26

sparklers and pimento cheese spread