highlight of your day?

Redundant Retard · Post by **Redundant Retard** » 30 Jul 2007, 17:40

Funny. He's even got one hand at each side of the table. Scary.

Thunder Beer · Post by **Thunder Beer** » 30 Jul 2007, 17:42

Its a sad world that we live in. We cant play board games and have fun with our children without getting suspected as a pedophile..

Redundant Retard · Post by **Redundant Retard** » 30 Jul 2007, 17:45

What? No one said anything about that. You're sick toby. He's just having a good time with his kids.

mr. arcade · Post by **mr. arcade** » 30 Jul 2007, 18:41

yes.................good times.......

ChickenMug · Post by **ChickenMug** » 31 Jul 2007, 10:29

highlight so far:
having some old bat tell me that, as far as her education went,
she finished high school and did some hours in college
but it was only psychology so it wasn't REAL coursework

Redundant Retard · Post by **Redundant Retard** » 31 Jul 2007, 13:01

My highlight; going fishing, but didn't catch anything. Did pick at least half a kilo of wild gooseberries though.

mr. arcade · Post by **mr. arcade** » 31 Jul 2007, 15:46

later on this evening.

Eviltoastman · Post by **Eviltoastman** » 31 Jul 2007, 15:54

A new pair of t20's arrived in the post. I've been trying to get them for a while now and something always fucks up my plan. He got them for me, so bonus. Also these Badger Ales are kicking my arse.

pi · Post by pi » 31 Jul 2007, 17:18

2days highlighter: woke up before 2 PM

Busta · Post by **Busta** » 31 Jul 2007, 20:28

Ruby Juice · Post by **Ruby Juice** » 01 Aug 2007, 10:25

I got my package from CB!!!

ChickenMug · Post by **ChickenMug** » 01 Aug 2007, 10:30

tell everyone what was in it

you actually had GOOD stuff

Ruby Juice · Post by **Ruby Juice** » 01 Aug 2007, 10:34

2 pens, one torn apart
1 in my purse cause it's a good damn pen

A business card incase of mental health emergency

A clothing pin

A handful of coffee stirrers

Burts Bee's eye cream

Burt's Bee's cuticle cream

am I forgetting something?

when I made you orginal package
I included coffee stirrers and a clothing pin

It ripped and I made a new one
I don't think those items made the transfer
but it did crack me up.

I can't wait until you get the thing I am sending you to annoy heebs/coworkers with
It's gunna be great

ChickenMug · Post by **ChickenMug** » 01 Aug 2007, 10:38

because you know i need additional ammo in mah
arsenal of heeb annoyance toys

Redundant Retard · Post by **Redundant Retard** » 01 Aug 2007, 13:03

I pitty the fool.

Also, seeing on NeoGeo-channel that gingers feel less pain than others.
That means it's okey to beat them up.

Eviltoastman · Post by **Eviltoastman** » 01 Aug 2007, 13:19

Listening to my new t20's. Particularly the Judgement Night Soundtrack and The first three Terrorvision albums.

Ruby Juice · Post by **Ruby Juice** » 01 Aug 2007, 13:23

change that god damn avatar, perv/

Eviltoastman · Post by **Eviltoastman** » 01 Aug 2007, 13:23

You first you vile yid beard molestor.

Ruby Juice · Post by **Ruby Juice** » 01 Aug 2007, 13:30

It doesn't count as molestation if he doesn't wake up.

Eviltoastman · Post by **Eviltoastman** » 01 Aug 2007, 13:31

There. Satisfied

Ruby Juice · Post by **Ruby Juice** » 01 Aug 2007, 13:34

touchy feely · Post by **touchy feely** » 01 Aug 2007, 13:34

Ruby Juice";p="900354 wrote:It doesn't count as molestation if he doesn't wake up.

so thats why my face smells like walmart-brand douche when i wake up

Ruby Juice · Post by **Ruby Juice** » 01 Aug 2007, 13:36

You know it's a je.w when the douche you smell isn't name brand

Ruby Juice · Post by **Ruby Juice** » 01 Aug 2007, 13:50

Oh dear god

The most hilarious person ever just walked into my life

some little girl who works at the pizza place comes in
asks if my boss is here
asks if I know any single men
I explained I'm new
She said if I hear of any to come next door and let her know
cause all the boys she's with say they don't want to be with her
and she never does anything bad to them
She proceeds to start crying
I offer her a flavored tooth pick
She asks if we sold any scrunchies
I told her to check the 80s
she didn't get it
applied her lip gloss
and left

Paris^Hilton · Post by **Paris^Hilton** » 01 Aug 2007, 13:56

funeral