highlight of your day?

Dress Barn · Post by **Dress Barn** » 02 Aug 2007, 20:13

I might let her borrow it

Dress Barn · Post by **Dress Barn** » 02 Aug 2007, 20:35

While dating Kristen, I've learned a lot of smooth ways to cover up my fuck ups...

Here's what I'm using tomorrow...
"Baby, I love that you are such a better person then me...It's true...I mean I could never marry a person who's so lazy that instead of going to the store to buy some soap, used up all of your really expensive shampoo"

Rick Cave · Post by **Rick Cave** » 02 Aug 2007, 22:04

You're a keeper, Jeremy.
And I don't mean that in a gay way.

I just want to go shoe shopping with you.

Liingus · Post by **Liingus** » 02 Aug 2007, 22:12

use dishwash soap next time

Dress Barn · Post by **Dress Barn** » 03 Aug 2007, 08:26

Send me all your positive energy rick

I'm getting new shoes this weekend!

ChickenMug · Post by **ChickenMug** » 03 Aug 2007, 08:40

dream about phone posting in one of mah threads

i love you PHONE!!!

Redundant Retard · Post by **Redundant Retard** » 03 Aug 2007, 10:58

Playing chess and talking psychology with my best friend.

Paris^Hilton · Post by **Paris^Hilton** » 03 Aug 2007, 11:02

me to!

mr. arcade · Post by **mr. arcade** » 03 Aug 2007, 11:26

no highlight, just lowlight.

Hank · Post by **Hank** » 03 Aug 2007, 12:16

I was told by a client today that I am unamerican for not owning an SUV

ChickenMug · Post by **ChickenMug** » 03 Aug 2007, 12:18

i think the highlight was waking up this morning
and seeing that i had been sexually harrassed via text message at 3am

SHARPPIE · Post by **SHARPPIE** » 03 Aug 2007, 12:19

HankMcCain";p="901231 wrote:I was told by a client today that I am unamerican for not owning an SUV

I need to hang out with this dude.

Hank · Post by **Hank** » 03 Aug 2007, 12:19

ChickenMug";p="901233 wrote:i think the highlight was waking up this morning
and seeing that i had been sexually harrassed via text message at 3am

the humanity!

ChickenMug · Post by **ChickenMug** » 03 Aug 2007, 12:21

actually, it may be a lowlight that someone copped a feel
and i didn't even know it/get to reciprocate

Hank · Post by **Hank** » 03 Aug 2007, 12:25

SHARPPIE";p="901234 wrote:
HankMcCain";p="901231 wrote:I was told by a client today that I am unamerican for not owning an SUV

I need to hang out with this dude.

I owned him though, I told him HE was the unamerican, eating a gay salad for lunch rather than a big ol' piece of red meat.

ChickenMug · Post by **ChickenMug** » 03 Aug 2007, 12:26

then you told him you were veggie right?

The Rambam · Post by **The Rambam** » 03 Aug 2007, 12:28

HankMcCain";p="901248 wrote:I owned him though, I told him HE was the unamerican, eating a gay salad for lunch rather than a big ol' piece of red meat he'd caught and dressed himself with his bare hands.

Fixed.

Hank · Post by **Hank** » 03 Aug 2007, 12:39

ChickenMug";p="901250 wrote:then you told him you were veggie right?

I live in a constant state of being mocked by southerners for this. They simply cannot fathom the existence of gays, jews, blacks, vegetarians, etc.

This one guy asked my coworker, "Hmmm, Ohio (pronounced "Ohiya")... y'all got nig gers up there?"

The Rambam";p="901253 wrote:
HankMcCain";p="901248 wrote:I owned him though, I told him HE was the unamerican, eating a gay salad for lunch rather than a big ol' piece of red meat he'd caught and dressed himself with his bare hands.
Fixed.

or i suppose he could eat what he runs over in his SUV

Hank · Post by **Hank** » 03 Aug 2007, 12:41

ChickenMug";p="901242 wrote:actually, it may be a lowlight that someone copped a feel
and i didn't even know it/get to reciprocate

sounds like someone needs to turn their ringer up

ChickenMug · Post by **ChickenMug** » 03 Aug 2007, 13:11

sounds like someone needs to realize phone sex via text messaging is the geigh

SHARPPIE · Post by **SHARPPIE** » 03 Aug 2007, 13:22

Hanson is playing Spaceland.

Hank · Post by **Hank** » 03 Aug 2007, 13:29

ChickenMug";p="901286 wrote:sounds like someone needs to realize phone sex via text messaging is the geigh

yeah but when it turns into pix msg sex?

ChickenMug · Post by **ChickenMug** » 03 Aug 2007, 13:30

oh, well that's acceptable then

mr. arcade · Post by **mr. arcade** » 03 Aug 2007, 16:22

got my car washed.

ChickenMug · Post by **ChickenMug** » 05 Aug 2007, 11:31

remember this lil guy?

well he's all grown up!

and sorry hank, yer penuckle did succumb to the rot

but yer testes are doing quite well