New Stuck Song Syndrome Thread Dammit

Hank · Post by **Hank** » 14 Oct 2007, 00:51

Ocean man, take me by the hand, lead me to the land that you understand
Ocean man, the voyage to the corner of the globe is a real trip
Ocean man, the crust of a tan man embibed by the sand
Soaking up the thirst of the land

Ocean man, can you see through the wonder of amazement at the oberman
Ocean man, the crust is elusive when it casts forth to the childlike man
Ocean man, the sequence of a life form braised in the sand,
Soaking up the thirst of the land

Ocean man, ocean man
Ocean man
Ocean man

puppy · Post by **puppy** » 15 Oct 2007, 06:11

Mr. Mackey: There are times when you get suckered in
By drugs and alchohol and sex with women-mmkay
But its when you do these things too much
That you've become an addict and must get back in touch
You can do it Its all up to you-mmmmmkay
With a little plan you can change your life tooo-day
You dont have to spend your life addicted to smack
Homeless on the streets giving handjobs for crack
Follow my plan and very soon you will see-eeyy, its easy mmkay

Step 1: Instead of ass say buns, like "kiss my buns" or "you're a buns hole"

Step 2: Instead of shit say poo, as in "bull poo", "poo head" and this "poo is cold"

Step 3: With bitch drop the t because bich is latin for generosity

Step 4: Dont say fuck any more because fuck is the worst word that you can say

So just use the word mmmkay!

Children: We can do it its all up to us-mmmkay (mmmkay)
With a little plan we can change our lives tooo-day
Mr, Mackey: you can change it today
Everyone: We don't have to spend our lives shootin up in the trash
Homeless on the streets giving handjobs for cash
Follow this plan and very soon you will see-eey
Its easy mmkay!

Mr. Mackey: Step 1 Children: Instead of ass say buns, like kiss my buns or
you're a buns hole

Mr. Mackey: Step 2 Children: Instead of shit say poo, as in bull poo, poo head and
this poo is cold

Mr. Mackey: Step 3 Children: With bitch drop the t because bich is latin for
generosity

Mr. Mackey: Step 4 Children: Dont say fuck any more

Everyone: Cuz fuck is the worst word that you can say
Children: Fuck is the worst word that you can say
We shouldn't say fuck, no we shouldn't say fuck, fuck nooooo!!!
Mr. Mackey: Your cured, you can go!
Everyone: We don't have to spend our lives shootin up in the trash
homeless on the streets giving handjobs for cash
Follow this plan and very soon you will saaay
Its easy mmmkay!
Children: It's easy mmmkay!
Mr. Mackey: It's easy mmmkay!
Children: It's easy mmmkay!
Mr. Mackey: It's easy mmmkaaaaaaaayy
Children: It's easy mmm
It's easy mmm
It's easy mmm
It's easy mmmkaaaay
(both finish at same time)
(laughing)
Mr. Mackey: Mmmkay
Mmmkay
Mmmkay

judasmuppet · Post by **judasmuppet** » 16 Nov 2007, 23:58

They call us problem child
We spend our lives on trial
We walk an endless mile
We are the youth gone wild
We stand and we won't fall
We're the one and one for all
The writing's on the wall
We are the youth gone wild

I haven't knowingly heard that song for the best part of 15 years. What the fuck?

Maetsukker · Post by **Maetsukker** » 17 Nov 2007, 02:35

We close our eyes - we never lose again
Imagination never lets us take the blame =D

judasmuppet · Post by **judasmuppet** » 17 Nov 2007, 02:37

SHARPPIE · Post by **SHARPPIE** » 17 Nov 2007, 14:42

Don't touch that thing
Your mama's gonna know
Don't touch that thing
Your mama's gonna know
Baby, don't touch that thing
Your mama's gonna know, oh

How she gonna know?
Your belly's gonna show

Eviltoastman · Post by **Eviltoastman** » 17 Nov 2007, 14:47

You can't run.
Though you might try.
Be sure before we goodbye.

Eat your drink.
And drink your food.
Through life I'll live by these rules.

As with you.
I love to live.
So please, no more passing ships.

Who's the fool.
who suffers fools?
Is it me or is it you?

Redundant Retard · Post by **Redundant Retard** » 17 Nov 2007, 15:19

Once there was this kid who
Got into an accident and couldn't come to school
But when he finally came back
His hair had turned from black into bright white
He said that it was from when
The car had smashed so hard

Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmm
Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmm

Once there was this girl who
Wouldn't go and change with the girls in the change room
But when they finally made her
They saw birthmarks all over her body
She couldn't quite explain it
They'd always just been there

Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmm
Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmm

But both girl and boy were glad
'Cause one kid had it worse than that

'Cause then there was this boy whose
Parents made him come directly home right after school
And when they went to their church
They shook and lurched all over the church floor
He couldn't quite explain it
They'd always just gone there

Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmm
Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmm

Love Removal Masheen · Post by **Love Removal Masheen** » 17 Nov 2007, 17:35

Jeez You are freakin gay

Pablo4 · Post by **Pablo4** » 17 Nov 2007, 17:47

Just what we need. A Gay R-tard.

Redundant Retard · Post by **Redundant Retard** » 17 Nov 2007, 18:14

Crash test dummies = gay

Love Removal Masheen · Post by **Love Removal Masheen** » 17 Nov 2007, 18:45

Redundant Retard";p="926338 wrote:Crash test dummies = gay

Dude!!!!!!! YOU ARE a Crash Test Dummy

Pablo4 · Post by **Pablo4** » 20 Nov 2007, 10:11

Redundant Retard";p="926338 wrote:Crash test dummies = gay

No, you are.

ChickenMug · Post by **ChickenMug** » 20 Nov 2007, 14:23

feliz navidad

FUCK xmas music
especially FUCK it before thanksgiving

Hank · Post by **Hank** » 20 Nov 2007, 15:04

now it's in MY fucking head

ChickenMug · Post by **ChickenMug** » 20 Nov 2007, 15:26

it's been tormenting me for 15 years

Maetsukker · Post by **Maetsukker** » 30 Nov 2007, 04:49

Round she goes
She gets dizzy but she won't get down, yeah
Ridin' on the misery go round

Dress Barn · Post by **Dress Barn** » 30 Nov 2007, 16:10

If I had a million dollars...

IF I HAD A MILLION DOLLARS...

SHARPPIE · Post by **SHARPPIE** » 30 Nov 2007, 16:26

She's a wonderful lady
And she's mine all mine
And there doesn't seem a way
That she won't come and lose my mind.
It's too easy humming songs
To a girl in yellow dress
It's been a long time since the party
And the room is in a mess.

The four kings of E.M.I.
Are sitting stately on the floor
There are birds out on the sidewalk
And a valet at the door.
He reminds me of a penguin
With few and plastered hair,
There's talcum powder on the letter
And the birthday boy is there.

Why don't you cut your hair?
Why don't you live up there?
Why don't you do what I do,
See what I feel when I care?

Now they've darkened all the windows
And the seats are naugahyde.
I've been waiting for an hour,
I can't find a place to hide.
The being known as Wonder Girl
Is speaking I believe.
It's not easy tryin' to tell her
That I shortly have to leave.

Why don't you be like me?
Why don't you stop and see?
Why don't you hate who I hate,
Kill who I kill to be free?

[scat]

Why don't you cut your hair?
Why don't you live up there?
Why don't you do what I do,
See what I feel when I care?
Why don't you be like me?
Why don't you stop and see?
Why don't you hate who I hate,
Kill who I kill to be free?

Maetsukker · Post by **Maetsukker** » 30 Nov 2007, 16:46

Chang, you're attractiiiiiivveeeeeeeee

Dress Barn · Post by **Dress Barn** » 10 Dec 2007, 22:24

I've had that

"Hefty Hefty Hefty HEFTY!...Wimpy Wimpy Wimpy WIMPY!"
mantra from the old trashbag comercial in my head all day

Miss Yvonne · Post by **Miss Yvonne** » 11 Dec 2007, 01:18

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U_xSbiGWzuQ

PBCRNK · Post by **PBCRNK** » 11 Dec 2007, 03:49

Converge - Jane Doe

Hank · Post by **Hank** » 11 Dec 2007, 08:50

Come on Eileen, blah blah blah blah blah blah

SHARPPIE · Post by **SHARPPIE** » 09 Jan 2008, 16:16

Your love, lifting me higher
Than I've ever been lifted before
So keep it it up
Quench my desire
And I'll be at your side, forever more

You know your love (your love keeps lifting me)
Keep on lifting (love keeps lifting me)
Higher (lifting me)
Higher and higher (higher)
I said your love (your love keeps lifting me)
Keep on (love keeps lifting me)
Lifting me (lifting me)
Higher and higher (higher)

Now once I was down hearted
Disappointment was my closest friend
But then you came and it soon departed
And you know he never
Showed his face again

That's why
You know your love (your love keeps lifting me)
Keep on lifting (love keeps lifting me)
Higher (lifting me)
Higher and higher (higher)
I said your love (your love keeps lifting me)
Keep on (love keeps lifting me)
Lifting me (lifting me)
Higher and higher (higher)

I'm so glad, I've finally found you
Yes, that one, in a million girl
And now with my loving arms around you
Honey, I can stand up and face the world

You know your love (your love keeps lifting me)
Keep on lifting (love keeps lifting me)
Higher (lifting me)
Higher and higher (higher)
I said your love (your love keeps lifting me)
Keep on (love keeps lifting me)
Lifting me (lifting me)
Higher and higher (higher)

Now sock it me