highlight of your day?

ChickenMug · Post by **ChickenMug** » 10 May 2008, 19:15

and now you know for next time

ReverseEngineer · Post by **ReverseEngineer** » 10 May 2008, 20:02

mighty big of you to concede that, Jeremy

touchy feely · Post by **touchy feely** » 10 May 2008, 21:29

puppy · Post by **puppy** » 11 May 2008, 01:23

Mary Hinge · Post by **Mary Hinge** » 11 May 2008, 01:28

I had a boxing match with a wallaby

touchy feely · Post by **touchy feely** » 11 May 2008, 19:02

SHARPPIE";p="956241 wrote:
touchy feely";p="956198 wrote:
SHARPPIE";p="955785 wrote:those are fucking sweet. why would you get rid of them?
because id do more with the money they bring in than id do with having them sit in my closet for another 5 years

you're supposed to wear them.

$77, plus $9 shipping

SHARPPIE · Post by **SHARPPIE** » 12 May 2008, 02:25

YAY!!!

pi · Post by pi » 12 May 2008, 02:51

yesterday's highlight:

found out I need a root canal, post and core, and crown.

pi · Post by pi » 12 May 2008, 02:58

actually that's friday's highlight.

Redundant Retard · Post by **Redundant Retard** » 12 May 2008, 17:50

Yesterday a splinter from a tooth pick managed to lodge itself between two of my teeth. It was completely stuck and impossible to remove with both finger or tongue (HOT!). But today I managed to remove it!

Miss Yvonne · Post by **Miss Yvonne** » 12 May 2008, 21:29

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mr. arcade · Post by **mr. arcade** » 12 May 2008, 22:56

sounds like you had a bad day.

Miss Yvonne · Post by **Miss Yvonne** » 12 May 2008, 23:08

most of my day was bad, yes. I was very disgruntled and angry most of the time. And so, my highlight was breaking an 18 year old boy's heart.

Dress Barn · Post by **Dress Barn** » 13 May 2008, 23:30

Figured out a way to not care that I'm 36

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fQCGSxvDGiI

Hitman · Post by **Hitman** » 14 May 2008, 05:50

Miss Yvonne";p="956504 wrote:most of my day was bad, yes. I was very disgruntled and angry most of the time. And so, my highlight was breaking an 18 year old boy's heart.

Why?

You're single, right? Shouldn't you be taking whatever you can get??

poopshipdestroyer · Post by **poopshipdestroyer** » 14 May 2008, 09:26

Redundant Retard";p="956463 wrote:Yesterday a splinter from a tooth pick managed to lodge itself between two of my teeth. It was completely stuck and impossible to remove with both finger or tongue (HOT!). But today I managed to remove it!

Did you cry?
I bet I could remove it with some pliers, a blowtorch and a pretty big hammer. Dont hesitate to ask for help next time this happens to you.

Dress Barn · Post by **Dress Barn** » 14 May 2008, 11:57

Was driving to work all grumpy because of my hangover and then I saw it...

Somebody had converted an Icecream truck to sell ribtips to kids.

It was called "Soul Brothers" and had a bad mural of Fat Albert and Spongbob on the side

I'm considering a new career

ChickenMug · Post by **ChickenMug** » 14 May 2008, 12:03

shit, that's MAH highlight!

Miss Yvonne · Post by **Miss Yvonne** » 14 May 2008, 16:12

I got a suspicious looking package in the mail- a box with some sort of liquid seeping out of it, wrapped in a plastic bag.

I opened it to find that I had won a "Spring Cleanup Gift Pack" from SC Johnson that consisted of a(n unopened) package of Pledge Multi-Surface Wipes and valuable coupons.

I don't know what was on the outside of that box. It didn't smell like pledge.

puppy · Post by **puppy** » 14 May 2008, 18:40

i got an unsuspicious package with two CDs and a handwritten note.

ChickenMug · Post by **ChickenMug** » 14 May 2008, 19:08

i did some fjording on the way
home from work today

Busta · Post by **Busta** » 14 May 2008, 21:04

GERMAN JOKES

why did the czech tourist cross the road?
- because he was impressed by the excellent crossing facilities on major german routeways compared to the relatively poor facilities constructed by his own czech government. he was so distracted by the quality of the road that he did not see the car speeding towards him. look out, mr czech!

how many germans does it take to change a lightbulb?
- one only. it is a simple lightbulb, not an advanced home computer.

knock, knock.
- who is there, please?
boo
- i do not know anyone by that name. unless u mean to startle me with the word 'boo', in which case u are quite unfruitful. i see no need to open my door in either case

Rado · Post by **Rado** » 14 May 2008, 21:27

What a rush!

puppy · Post by **puppy** » 15 May 2008, 00:10

so it turns out the guy rocking the skinny headband lives in my apartment:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AxoO1xiVRYs

General Tso s Chicken · Post by **General Tso s Chicken** » 15 May 2008, 00:16

you know i have never actually watched "blackula" . my dughter couldnt beleive it was a legit film .