highlight of your day?

PattonBordin · Post by **PattonBordin** » 06 Jun 2008, 01:24

no me like, just thought it might be my Volta 1....

gel cacepi · Post by **gel cacepi** » 06 Jun 2008, 01:25

puppy";p="961738 wrote:i'm so delighted you can actually tell they're centipedes!!!

i thought i did a pretty good job on them, until i looked at them again.

What do you mean by until you looked at them again?
They have a pair of legs per body segment.
It looks right to me.

puppy · Post by **puppy** » 06 Jun 2008, 01:31

i got done with them, and i looked at them and they just looked awful. i mean they don't look as realistic as i wanted.

you know what PB, honestly i did forget to finish up yer Volta masterpiece. but i have started on it.

this is a cigarette ad from 1957 that i took the idea from:

it says something like "i know i'm doing well again today, because the tobacco tastes great!" i love this ad.

PattonBordin · Post by **PattonBordin** » 06 Jun 2008, 01:35

sweet!

mr. arcade · Post by **mr. arcade** » 06 Jun 2008, 01:39

this makes me want to have a cig.

Mary Hinge · Post by **Mary Hinge** » 06 Jun 2008, 03:09

I GOT AN INTERVIEW AT THE ZOO!!!!!!

uncooked meat · Post by **uncooked meat** » 06 Jun 2008, 08:12

Congrats.

ChickenMug · Post by **ChickenMug** » 06 Jun 2008, 08:57

Pat Patton wrote:I AM SURE OF THE FACT THAT YOU DO ENJOY YOUR WINE. SO MAYBE WHEN YOU RUN OUT OF CHATEAU MAD DOG AND PUKE ENOUGH OF THOSE TOXINS OUT OF YOU GREY SPOTTED LIVER YOU MIGHT FIND TIME ENOUGH TO STOP COOKING UP YOUR CRANK METH AND MONKEY TRANQUILIZER DOOBIES TO SIT DOWN LONG ENOUGH FOR SOME REAL YOGA. WHEN YOU SIT IN YOUR LOTUS POSITION IN YOUR OPIUM GARDEN WITH YOUR BEUA, WHICH THAT IS MORE THAN LIKLY SLANG FOR SOME EVIL DEVICE, YOU MIGHT WANT TO CONSIDER THE "ART" OF GETTING SOBER ENOUGH TO DROP AND DO 30 EYE UPS. YOU KNOW WHEN YOUR DRUG ADLED BODY HAS REACHED THE MELTDOWN POINT OF MAGIC MUSHROOM INCAPACITATION THAT ALL YOU CAN DO IS OPEN ONE EYE WIDE ENOUGH BEFORE THE CRACK DEMONS COME TO CLAIM WHAT IS LEFT OF YOUR PUTRID EXCUSE FOR A SOUL. THAT IS MORE THAN LIKELY THE TIME WHEN YOU PRATICE YOUR FULL CONTACT BAR STOOL RITUAL, WHICH IN ALL REALITY ENDS UP WITH YOU BEATING THE SNOT OUT OF YOUR POOR WRETCHED EXCUSE FOR A BODY, FLAILING YOURSELF RANDOMLY AGAINST WHAT YOU HAPPEN TO HALUCINATE AS BEING A BAR STOOL, BUT IN REALITY IS REALLY THE BARS IN A JAIL CELL. I CAN ONLY HOPE AND IT PUTS ME IN A REALLY AWKWARD POSITION TRYING TO TALK SENSE TO SOMEONE WHO IS SO CONFUSED AND LONELY THEY CONSTANTLY REACH OUT IN AN ATTEMPT TO FIND COMMON GROUND WITH A GROUP OF FELLOW DEGENERATIVE INGRATES BY PRETENDING TO MAKE A HUMOROUS COMMENT THAT IN ALL REALITY IS MORE OF A PATHETIC WHIMPER FOR HELP THAT ACTUALLY REPRESENTS A SQUEEL OF MALCONTENTMENT AND SELF-LOATHING FACETIOUS DEGRIDATIONMENT OF A SAD PATHEIC WASTE-A-ZIOD WHO'S LIFE HAS SPUN DOWN TO A QUARRY OF SOUL-LESS HATEMONGERING NONSENSICAL QUIPPING AND ULTIMATELY REDUNDANT MALCONTENTATIVE REMARKTATUDE OF NONSENSICAL UNFUNNYNESS.
WHEN YOU GO BACK TO YOUR GARDEN AND PLANT MORE SEEDS OF MALCONTENTIVE HATEMATUDE YOU MAY WISH TO PONDER THE REAL QUESTION OF THE ANSWER THAT LIES BEFORE YOU TODAY "YOU WANT IT ALL AND YOU can HAVE IT".

NOW WHEN YOU SOBER UP ENOUGH TO SUBMIT YOURSELF TO SOME ENTERTAINMENTS OF MAGNIFICENT PROPORTIONISMS.
THIS HERE IS A REAL PREFORMNANCE , NO DURGS ARE NESESARIE FOR THIS REAL ENTERTAINMENTS: WACTH IT AND WEEP , FOREVER YOU WILL NEVER NEED YOU MR BUNGLE AFTER BINGLE BANGO !
17 21 34 25 BINGO ! BANGO BINGO BYE BYE BYE OLE !

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iOQE5Llu ... re=related

GO LOGGERS!!

General Tso s Chicken · Post by **General Tso s Chicken** » 06 Jun 2008, 09:20

Mary Hinge";p="961745 wrote:I GOT AN INTERVIEW AT THE ZOO!!!!!!

a position in the money cage ? or just cleaning poo , either one would be ginger-tastic for you mate-y .

just kidding scary thingy , good luck with the job , maybe you could bring a machette and be all "thets nawt a knoiffe" or you could go to the sea world exibit and throuw a scrimp on tha barbie , aye mate-y .

just make sure you show up on your first day like this and make that same face and just keep screaming CRIKEY at the top of your tiny lungs !!!!

General Tso s Chicken · Post by **General Tso s Chicken** » 06 Jun 2008, 09:21

Pat Patton";p="961749 wrote:GENERAL TSO , WHAT KIND OF PANSEY BOY ARE YOU? I GUESS YOU ARE RIGHT ABOUT ONE PART,
THE CHICKEN PART. I HAVE A RECIPE FOR YOU, FIRST YOU DUMP YOUR OJ DOWN THE TOILET, THEN STICK YOUR HEAD IN IT AND FLUSH IT TWICE, MAYBE THAT WILL WASH OUT SOME OF THE COCK A DOODLE DOO DOO. WAIT A MINUTE I AM PULLIN UP TO THE DRIVE THRU, "I'LL HAVE A 6 PEICE CHICKEN MC KNUCKLEHEAD, AND A BEER, HOLD THE ORANGE JUICE, WHATS THAT WHAT KIND OF SAUCE DO I WANT WITH THAT, sweet AND SOUR, I DO BELEIVE WE GOT A SWEETY BOY ON OUR HANDS! YOU WOULDNT KNOW REAL ENTERTAINMENT IF IT BIT YOU ON YOUR EVERLOVIN BEAK!
NOW WIPE THAT FERCLUCKER OFF YOUR BEAK AND GIVE ME 60 LAPS ROUND THE COOP AND 25 PECK UPS. YOU FEEL LIKE CHICKEN TONIGHT!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IML4CM5-rsM

GO LOGGERS

ChickenMug · Post by **ChickenMug** » 06 Jun 2008, 09:42

i feel that pat really knows who i am
deep inside my heart of hearts

crotchgrabber · Post by **crotchgrabber** » 06 Jun 2008, 16:17

i got death threats from two different people last night!
the world truly loves me.

gel cacepi · Post by **gel cacepi** » 06 Jun 2008, 23:33

Mary Hinge";p="961745 wrote:I GOT AN INTERVIEW AT THE ZOO!!!!!!

Oooooh! Good luck!

Mary Hinge · Post by **Mary Hinge** » 06 Jun 2008, 23:50

Thanks guys!

I have to do a presentation on an animal of my choice. Got to be a platypus I guess.

Hank · Post by **Hank** » 06 Jun 2008, 23:50

Gelato, Chianti, and Peronis in Little Italy

gel cacepi · Post by **gel cacepi** » 07 Jun 2008, 00:07

Mary Hinge";p="961927 wrote:Thanks guys!

I have to do a presentation on an animal of my choice. Got to be a platypus I guess.

You're welcome.
When is the interview?

General Tso s Chicken · Post by **General Tso s Chicken** » 07 Jun 2008, 00:10

may i sugest an interpitave dance to a certain song off of disco volante ? utilze a helium balloon and a megaphone and you are in like flynn ! hope you get the jog , break a leg kiddo .

Mary Hinge · Post by **Mary Hinge** » 07 Jun 2008, 00:10

June 18th

gel cacepi · Post by **gel cacepi** » 07 Jun 2008, 00:16

Mary Hinge";p="961934 wrote:June 18th

I'm sure you'll do a great job!
People usually do when they are passionate about something.

uncooked meat · Post by **uncooked meat** » 07 Jun 2008, 02:03

Mary Hinge";p="961927 wrote:Thanks guys!

I have to do a presentation on an animal of my choice. Got to be a platypus I guess.

My second-favorite monotreme!

ChickenMug · Post by **ChickenMug** » 07 Jun 2008, 11:31

i tried to play basketball with a kid who lives
on my street
the little prat tells me
'no offense ma'am, but you should stick with your gardening'

MA'AM?!?!

i'm laying in wait to spray the little bastard with the hose
next time he walks by

mr. arcade · Post by **mr. arcade** » 07 Jun 2008, 12:16

haha. and take a pic while you are at it.

ChickenMug · Post by **ChickenMug** » 07 Jun 2008, 14:14

i made that kid my bitch
AND made him carry a couple big bags of potting soil into my shed

Miss Yvonne · Post by **Miss Yvonne** » 07 Jun 2008, 22:33

i inhaled a bunch of mold. if i die, can someone sue walmart for me?

hold up. this is the highlight thread isn't it?

yeahh you kids are going to get RICH

Mary Hinge · Post by **Mary Hinge** » 08 Jun 2008, 01:33

Close encounters with Tasmanian devils