highlight of your day?

PattonBordin · Post by **PattonBordin** » 09 Jun 2008, 17:08

Lakers lost

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SHARPPIE · Post by **SHARPPIE** » 09 Jun 2008, 20:18

Dress Barn · Post by **Dress Barn** » 09 Jun 2008, 20:39

Quick, Do a James Hetfield somebody!

ChickenMug · Post by **ChickenMug** » 09 Jun 2008, 21:01

oh. mah. gah.

mr. arcade · Post by **mr. arcade** » 09 Jun 2008, 21:03

anyone have them on their death list?

Busta · Post by **Busta** » 09 Jun 2008, 21:04

zomfg
1. An over-emphasized version of "Oh my god", meaning "oh my god".

Pronunciation: Zoh My Fawking Gawd

Origin: "Zomfg" originated in 14th century Persia during an assault on modern-day Iran. The "Dishpuhkt Clan" or the "Nasal Ingesters of Sand Clan" attacked a military outpost run by army leader Mahmoud Al-Hafez Mohammed. The military outpost held the nation's stock of falafel, so it was guarded heavily. When the Dishpukt clan invaded, Mahmoud scribbled down on a piece of paper,"zomfg need backup jeezuz", a request that was never fulfilled.

Modern day usage:

1. Used by adolescent-teenage females in common text messaging to describe a despondent situation.

2. Used in the popular videogame "Counter Strike" when requesting backup from your team after having been viciously mutilated by the opposing team.

3. Used in modern-day Kyrgyzstan as a codeword for the phrase,"Requesting backup".

4. We have a 10-23 situation here at the local watering hole, zomfg for any units in the vicinity.

puppy · Post by **puppy** » 10 Jun 2008, 00:24

http://www.bizarrerecords.com/galleries ... animp.html

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pWM5T4fgaB0

Wasabi · Post by **Wasabi** » 10 Jun 2008, 03:32

I found out today that I'm being sent to teach English in Osaka, rather than out in the countryside like most people on JET are. (Not that being in a small town wouldn't be cool, but I was definitely holding out for a big city).

Here's an artist's impression of what it will be like:

uncooked meat · Post by **uncooked meat** » 10 Jun 2008, 05:31

Edo would roll in his grave!

Mary Hinge · Post by **Mary Hinge** » 10 Jun 2008, 06:07

Nice one Waasbi, when do you go? I had a mate that taught English there for a year (also in Osaka, I'm pretty sure). It was life-changing stuff, in a good way

Mary Hinge · Post by **Mary Hinge** » 10 Jun 2008, 06:08

today's highlight; Wasabi is fucking off to Japan

touchy feely · Post by **touchy feely** » 10 Jun 2008, 15:24

puppy";p="962343 wrote:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pWM5T4fgaB0

that is an awesome find

jack crying at the end =

PattonBordin · Post by **PattonBordin** » 10 Jun 2008, 16:27

not going to work, sleeping till 2pm

PattonBordin · Post by **PattonBordin** » 10 Jun 2008, 16:28

Lakers lose

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crotchgrabber · Post by **crotchgrabber** » 10 Jun 2008, 16:30

i shaved a vagina this morning.

PattonBordin · Post by **PattonBordin** » 10 Jun 2008, 16:34

Floodmatt didn't tell me he was back in Cali

SHARPPIE · Post by **SHARPPIE** » 10 Jun 2008, 16:58

touchy feely";p="962485 wrote:
puppy";p="962343 wrote:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pWM5T4fgaB0

that is an awesome find

jack crying at the end =

JVI is probably one of my favorite shows of all time.

In 2001, Jack Van Impe Ministries "won" the humorous/mock Ig Nobel Prize for astrophysics for its assertion that "black holes fulfill all the technical requirements to be the location of Hell."

crotchgrabber · Post by **crotchgrabber** » 11 Jun 2008, 10:51

it's way too nice a day out.
i shouldn't be working. i should be surfing.

The Rambam · Post by **The Rambam** » 11 Jun 2008, 11:05

mr. arcade";p="962301 wrote:anyone have them on their death list?

I've Bea and the younger yet Parkinson's-afflicted Estelle on mine.

ChickenMug · Post by **ChickenMug** » 11 Jun 2008, 12:08

uh....dawson
BEST PERSONAL AD EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ChickenMug · Post by **ChickenMug** » 11 Jun 2008, 16:37

"I have kidnapped your plant in an effort to revive it from it's sickly state. There is no ransom requested as I shall return said plant ince it has been brough back to health. If your heart misses it, you may visit it in my office (supervised visits only!) Consider yourself lucky I have not alerted the authorities to your gross negligence.

Best-
Heather F.
Psychology

Dress Barn · Post by **Dress Barn** » 11 Jun 2008, 23:07

puppy";p="962343 wrote:http://www.bizarrerecords.com/galleries ... animp.html

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pWM5T4fgaB0

This is possibly the greatest job of lip syncing I've ever witnessed

SHARPPIE · Post by **SHARPPIE** » 12 Jun 2008, 01:00

I've been waiting all my life for muppet blast beats.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=InZNBcJTmWs

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZYmADPVEqU4

Dress Barn · Post by **Dress Barn** » 12 Jun 2008, 01:12

http://www.thebeerbelly.com/

mr. arcade · Post by **mr. arcade** » 12 Jun 2008, 14:51

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q16KpquGsIc