highlight of your day?

Rick Cave · Post by **Rick Cave** » 21 Jul 2008, 14:14

I paid him in coin.
Carefully placed in a velvet backpack.

His jaw almost hit the ground.
I lovingly chucked his chin and told him godspeed.

oflimiteduse · Post by **oflimiteduse** » 21 Jul 2008, 16:56

Mary Hinge · Post by **Mary Hinge** » 22 Jul 2008, 17:37

opened what I thought was a bill and it was a cheque for over 500 bucks

Mary Hinge · Post by **Mary Hinge** » 23 Jul 2008, 17:45

Highlight of the week though...

Mr John · Post by **Mr John** » 23 Jul 2008, 17:47

AND pop culture relevant too.

Mine was The Joker movie.

Mary Hinge · Post by **Mary Hinge** » 23 Jul 2008, 17:49

I'm going to see that tonight - cannae wait.

Hey John, less than a month until I land in Edinburgh

Dress Barn · Post by **Dress Barn** » 23 Jul 2008, 21:07

NSFW
http://www.redtube.com/736

Rick Cave · Post by **Rick Cave** » 23 Jul 2008, 21:10

It sounds like a turkey pen.

Dress Barn · Post by **Dress Barn** » 24 Jul 2008, 15:28

According to The Moscow Times, the Russian government is in the process of drafting a law to make emo and goth music illegal.

Last month a parliamentary committee was convened to discuss a draft proposal of the Russian government’s "Government Strategy In The Sphere Of Spiritual And Ethical Education" bill, the details of which were leaked to The Moscow Times. Among other measures, the proposed legislation calls for heavy regulation of emo web sites and for banning young people dressed like emos from entering schools and government buildings.

The bill also outlines what it calls a "spiritual and ethical crisis" facing Russian youth, including the high rate of alcohol abuse, teen abortions and "negative youth movements.

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Emo ideology encourages and justifies drug use and sexual relations among minors, according to the bill, which also lumps emos and goths together with skinheads.

"The point of the bill is so that by 2020, Moscow will have someone to rule its government," said Alexander Grishunin, an adviser to Public Chamber member Yevgeny Yuryev, one of the bill’s three coordinators. "This is the first step in the public discourse.

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The bill’s sponsors hope that it will be passed into law by the end of the year.

Dress Barn · Post by **Dress Barn** » 25 Jul 2008, 00:58

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8YLZfNpzmxY

General Tso s Chicken · Post by **General Tso s Chicken** » 25 Jul 2008, 01:14

stripperm(0)(o)m";p="970632 wrote:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8YLZfNpzmxY

i have yet to procure a drug that good .

*waits*

General Tso s Chicken · Post by **General Tso s Chicken** » 25 Jul 2008, 04:03

Mary Hinge";p="970262 wrote:Highlight of the week though...

Woomera, woomera, babaloo, boomerang
Crocodile, kookaburra, wombat, orangutang,
Wee-ho, Wey-ho, Thurramungamine,
Quantong, billabong, gunner bluey pine,
Unibrow, emu, wallaby, roo,
Ibis, brolga, the white cockatoo,
Nurra burra, carrah, coolamon, bankoo,
Boggabri, narrabri, nevertie, yanchor,
Hoopla! Hoopla! Ha-Ha-Ha!
Baby Platypusl Ya-Ya-Ya!'

lol-o-caust · Post by **lol-o-caust** » 25 Jul 2008, 04:06

Mary Hinge";p="970265 wrote:I'm going to see that tonight - cannae wait.

Hey John, less than a month until I land in Edinburgh

Yes!
I've been practicing tongue-kisses on my arm.

Rado · Post by **Rado** » 25 Jul 2008, 05:25

I couldn't understand what he was saying, but I was standing next to a little down's syndrome fellow at the bustop today who would make disgusted faces everytime a Sudanese refugee or aboriginal walked past. Is that a highlight?

crotchgrabber · Post by **crotchgrabber** » 25 Jul 2008, 09:35

the other night verne troyer got kicked out of my local bar. little fucker was belligerent. i gotta remember to put him on my death pool next year.

Tail of dogma · Post by **Tail of dogma** » 25 Jul 2008, 09:49

I just got a 1967 fender mustang. needs tremelo work but psh.

mr. arcade · Post by **mr. arcade** » 25 Jul 2008, 16:41

everyones got better things to do on a friday.

ChickenMug · Post by **ChickenMug** » 25 Jul 2008, 18:16

2 hour nap!!!

shamrock · Post by **shamrock** » 25 Jul 2008, 18:17

The hightlight of my day is checking out the damage a bear did to my camper trailer...

Hitman · Post by **Hitman** » 25 Jul 2008, 22:52

mr. arcade · Post by **mr. arcade** » 28 Jul 2008, 15:21

Luis account has been deleted.

crotchgrabber · Post by **crotchgrabber** » 28 Jul 2008, 15:23

yeah, but the lowlight is that now that he's a guest i can see all the fucking smileys.

*pees on internet*

Hank · Post by **Hank** » 28 Jul 2008, 15:29

Spent a sunny day driving around rural western Pennsylvania listening to black metal.

crotchgrabber · Post by **crotchgrabber** » 28 Jul 2008, 15:31

that's pretty gay, hank.

mr. arcade · Post by **mr. arcade** » 28 Jul 2008, 15:33

someone is returning NIN ghosts.

and Dillinger Escape plan's- ire works *not sure if this ones a highlight*