highlight of your day?

ChickenMug · Post by **ChickenMug** » 11 Dec 2008, 10:01

SOOOOO many people should've called you dawson
there were wrecks everywhere!

and that guy i said was weaving in and out of traffic?
as SOON as i hung up with you
BOOM! he ran off the road

The Rambam · Post by **The Rambam** » 11 Dec 2008, 13:32

So what kinds of tips did he give you? Did he tell you to pump the brakes and stuff, for instance?

ChickenMug · Post by **ChickenMug** » 11 Dec 2008, 14:01

he said to drive slow

Rado · Post by **Rado** » 11 Dec 2008, 18:04

Heading away for a week!

Miss Yvonne · Post by **Miss Yvonne** » 11 Dec 2008, 18:43

A company-wide safety crackdown means only licensed operators can use the power equipment at work. Since I'm one of only 4 people in the store who they've given a license to, I got to spent my day certifying all the boys who've worked there way longer than me- the one's who showed me how to run the stuff in the first place.

That might have been the #1 highlight. But I just remembered I said this to my boss, "Let me just go on my break and do some crack."

+

uncooked meat · Post by **uncooked meat** » 13 Dec 2008, 21:32

Going to the Santa Claus Pub Crawl dressed up as a christmas cracker. Best night ever!

ChickenMug · Post by **ChickenMug** » 14 Dec 2008, 13:52

bush getting shoes thrown at him
at iraqi news conference

omar gogol · Post by **omar gogol** » 14 Dec 2008, 15:17

It's a toss-up between the lustily biting moment I had with my whoa-man earlier on in the day, and the moment I had the idea to have sausages and chips for dinner.

Sgt. Hartman · Post by **Sgt. Hartman** » 14 Dec 2008, 15:34

ChickenMug";p="999613 wrote:bush getting shoes thrown at him
at iraqi news conference

Were NOFX playing a gig there?

ReverseEngineer · Post by **ReverseEngineer** » 14 Dec 2008, 23:25

Seeing a hummer in an SUV parked RIGHT OUTSIDE THE FRONT WINDOW of my local bar.
and then having all involved in said hummer come into the bar to ask to call a tow truck.

we applauded them.

ChickenMug · Post by **ChickenMug** » 15 Dec 2008, 10:25

i don't understand this ^^^

touchy feely · Post by **touchy feely** » 15 Dec 2008, 10:48

a hummer inside of an SUV was parked in front of a window at a bar

then everybody involved with the hummer inside of an SUV came into the bar, each of them asking to call a tow truck, which was met with applause

what's not to understand?

ChickenMug · Post by **ChickenMug** » 15 Dec 2008, 11:24

why was there an suv inside an suv?

touchy feely · Post by **touchy feely** » 15 Dec 2008, 11:29

that's the burning question

ChickenMug · Post by **ChickenMug** » 15 Dec 2008, 11:39

oh wait
maybe hummer = blow job

The Rambam · Post by **The Rambam** » 15 Dec 2008, 11:50

So were they applauded for getting road head, or for needing to get a piece-of-shit gas guzzler towed?

mr. arcade · Post by **mr. arcade** » 15 Dec 2008, 13:50

cold , dark and raining non stop.

uncooked meat · Post by **uncooked meat** » 15 Dec 2008, 14:48

ChickenMug";p="999695 wrote:oh wait
maybe hummer = blow job

You are adorable!

General Tso s Chicken · Post by **General Tso s Chicken** » 15 Dec 2008, 15:23

check out these x-mass lights

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ChickenMug · Post by **ChickenMug** » 15 Dec 2008, 15:42

is anyone going to clarify this story?!

touchy feely · Post by **touchy feely** » 15 Dec 2008, 15:54

does anybody have ReverseEngineer's cell phone number?!!?!?

SHARPPIE · Post by **SHARPPIE** » 15 Dec 2008, 16:00

ChickenMug";p="999613 wrote:bush getting shoes thrown at him
at iraqi news conference

mr. arcade · Post by **mr. arcade** » 15 Dec 2008, 16:58

highlight of the weekend!!

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